Miley Cyrus Was Lil’ Kim For Halloween

October 31st, 2013 // 53 Comments
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Back in 1999, Lil’ Kim showed up to the VMAs with a pastie-covered breast hanging out of her outfit which Diana Ross fondled forcing our nation, for one night, to agree black people are hilarious. It was an innocent time. Or so it seemed, except somewhere in Nashville, Tennessee, a six-year-old girl sat watching after a night of collecting women underwear’s from her daddy’s concert and said, “Ooh, I wanna do that! And stick my tongue out. Daddy, can y’all be famous and stick your tongue out?” To which her father answered, “Hold up, little missy, are you my beautiful, luxurious mullet? Because that is the only thing that deserves my attention and nothing you can ever say or do will change that fact.” That little girl was Miley Cyrus which is one hell of a twist ending, I know. You don’t have to tell me.

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  1. schmidtler

    That’s just a shitty attempt at a ‘lil Kim costume – needs more blackface.

  2. S. Cowell

    It’s the next step in her evolution as a black artist.

  3. The Dude

    A sad attempt to get naked. Again.

  4. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Was? Wahat? It’s not noon yet on the eastern seaboard – how could this be in past tense already?

    Yes, we know millions of you would like Miley to be in the past tense. So do Grigori and I, but it looks like we’ve got 7 years of this crap to endure yet.

    By the way, is Lindsay Lohan dead yet?

  5. Except for the shitty tattoos and her breasts not being big enough to pull that look off, she looks great. Good to see her with long hair again.

  6. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    The question becomes, was he a corpse before or after he dry-humped her?

  7. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    What? No Black Face?

  8. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    Amanda Bynes is out of the psych-ward?

  9. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Dayummm! She def bangin that dude.

    • cunt punt

      Woah – you have such astonishing powers of observation! Thank you from all of us for your poignant comment.

  10. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    Fans of The Smiths, don’t look!

  11. This is the prettiest she’s looked in a while.

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    Inner Retard
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    In this light with long hair, I’d do her. It’s true, all cows are grey in the dark and men will screw anything…. It is true… It is true… *feels sad, picks up whiskey bottle, longingly looks at vacuum cleaner*

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    Inner Retard
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    Did we just go back in time 3-4 years? Because if we did, I don’t want to deal with the next 3-4 years again.

  14. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    Lil Kim or Lil boobs, this picture makes the future clear, they look like they will mature into fried egg tits.

  15. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    I knew she was going to have a hard time dressing sluttier than usual.

  16. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    What? No tit?

  17. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
    Tomahawk Holmes
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    I would tame that strange.

    She should keep the wig on.

  18. “…culminated in the world’s largest pastie. And now you know… the rest of the story.”

    I miss Paul Harvey.

  19. mamamia

    wow. how hip. when was the last time Lil Kim was relevant? 15. 20 years ago??

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    Beer Baron
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    Mark my words, this will be the outfit her clients will request her to wear when she becomes an escort in a few years.

  21. Urbanspaceman

    Funny how she behaves as if every day is Halloween but when the real thing arrives, she gets all straight and boring. That reminds me where is Tilda Swinton hiding?

  22. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    Huh … he seems kind of skinny … so who was that on the pumpkin?

  23. Lord Evil Uncreator

    she actually looked pretty again.. until she started making faces and sticking her tongue out. what is she, 12?

  24. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
    Deacon Jones
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    Im not lying, I think I would nut pretty hard if she wore this for me

  25. This outfit would have been even sexier if she actually had boobs to cover up and didn’t look like a 12 year old boy.

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    Cock Dr
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    Teeth subdued, heinous haircut covered, not bad at all.
    Much hotter than the original Kim.

  27. People talk about Selena Gomez, but she straight up looks like she is about 12 years old here in these photos.

  28. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    Miley picked the scariest costume she could think of: the ghost of provocative celebrities that time forgot…quickly.

  29. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    This pose was inspired by her country bumpkin pumpkin.

  30. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    She should have just gone as herself. Everyone else is!

  31. What’s fucked up is that she is the one exploiting black people and black culture to profit off of, but she is getting a pass, but poor Julianne Hough just dressed up innocently as a character from a TV show for Halloween and she got blasted for it. I mean she just blatantly does it over and over again and no black people have said a word about it.

    • Badfish

      I come on here for a few minutes everyday, but recently I’ve been seeing you comment on almost every page about Black people. I think you have an obsession, and it’s not healthy. Black people’s actions must be a part of your thought conscious almost 24/7. Get over whatever insecurity you have, they’re just people.

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    Sir Haze Nihil
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    Something is twitching (odd). Must. Not. Look.

  33. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    She is wasting those funbags down to nil. I predict a silicone phase in her not too distant future, even if it’s just for enhancement and not size increase…also taking bets on how far in the future she’ll want them out.

  34. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    I am glad to see she hasn’t stopped grinding her non-existent ass into strange guys crotches.

  35. Cat's Meow

    She looks great when she isn’t dressed as herself.

  36. Guest

    Normally I roll my eyes at Miley, but the pink bangs really work here.

  37. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    such a hottie

  38. Miley Cyrus Lil Kim
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    Justin Beiber has never looked hotter.

  39. kery

    She looks like a whore here. We all know Miley doesn’t like pink outfits ’cause she is a grown up now (sarcasm) :P

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