Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Probably, Maybe Officially Over. For Realsies.

March 13th, 2013 // 21 Comments
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Despite the fact Liam Hemsworth has been photographed with another woman and fled the fucking continent, apparently we all needed one last official report that he dumped Miley Cyrus, so here’s Page Six with the time of death:

One source said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.”
Another source added, “They have broken up before, and are broken up again now. There was drama because she suspected he had a wandering eye. And she recently tweeted a denial that he cheated.
“While Miley has insisted they are still together, right now they are very, very much apart,” the insider said.

Great, wonderful, they’re officially over. That still doesn’t explain how Liam Hemsworth managed to bang January Jones without being married or leaving a baby inside of her. Did he tie tin cans to the back of his car and jump out of it in a tux? Because that would probably take care of the fucking part. But what’s his game plan for nine months down the road when she doesn’t birth a baby out of spite? Did you think about that one, Casanova?

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Let this be a lesson, ladies: don’t ever cut your hair, for any reason.

  2. Sigh…this makes me sad. If these two break up, then the odds are much lower of them both being killed in a fiery paparazzi chase/crash

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn it. People told me to get rid of that rash. Now it’s between my legs and can’t even see my dick from it.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nope, nothings happening. I’m sorry, but you look like a dude from this angle. In fact . . . Now that I think about it, you look like a dude from the front too. Uh, oh jeez! Look at the time! I better see what’s going on in Australia. Get home safe!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Someday, I’ll make you Mrs.That-Guy-From-Hunger-Games-Everyone-Wanted-To-See-Katniss-Kiss-Instead-Of-The-Other-Guy.”

  6. cc

    You can see how a straight guy might tire of dating another man.

    • Inner Retard

      He heard Mike Frey’s words of wisdom about gay butt sex and found his way back to the path of righteousness.

  7. that butch hair cut didn’t turn him on? I am SHOCKED. its not like she doesn’t have a stunning face… oh wait.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Krikey!” thinks Liam, “This one’d rather have another Sheila in her down under . . . but maybe I can still have a naughty with her twin sister Hannah.”

  9. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Break Up
    Commented on this photo:

    “Huh. Is this boner *despite* the fact she looks like a boy now, or *because* of it?”

  10. tlmck

    How long were they together? I want to see if I won the office pool.

  11. Tina

    Its the hair…i called this break up as soon as she cut it. Men love long hair, ive gotten into arguments with bfs and now husband over cutting my hair too short. Youd think by 2013 they would get over it and deal with short hair, but they never will. How long before she gets the weave???

  12. ace11

    Guy finally came to his senses

    Rabbit Stew and Elk with her hillbilly family for Thanksgiving dinner just wasn’t appealing to him

  13. But I thought it was true love forever!!

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    girl dylan
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, dying her hair blue didn’t work?

  15. Muffin

    duh, this was a sham relationship!

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    Interred Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm…..judging by this pic, it seems Liam has started dating Bieber.

  17. I’m available for makeup sex, Miley.

  18. freya

    Soo Grace Jones 2 and teen idol are breaking up ha . IIITT’S ABOUT TIME

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