Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Probably, Maybe Officially Over. For Realsies.

The Superficial / March 13, 2013

Despite the fact Liam Hemsworth has been photographed with another woman and fled the fucking continent, apparently we all needed one last official report that he dumped Miley Cyrus, so here’s Page Six with the time of death:

One source said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.”
Another source added, “They have broken up before, and are broken up again now. There was drama because she suspected he had a wandering eye. And she recently tweeted a denial that he cheated.
“While Miley has insisted they are still together, right now they are very, very much apart,” the insider said.

Great, wonderful, they’re officially over. That still doesn’t explain how Liam Hemsworth managed to bang January Jones without being married or leaving a baby inside of her. Did he tie tin cans to the back of his car and jump out of it in a tux? Because that would probably take care of the fucking part. But what’s his game plan for nine months down the road when she doesn’t birth a baby out of spite? Did you think about that one, Casanova?

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