Miley Cyrus Just Quit Twitter Because Everyone Knows Liam Hemsworth Cheated On Her

March 6th, 2013 // 38 Comments
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Amidst rumors that her fiance Liam Hemsworth‘s cheated on her, Miley Cyrus quit Twitter this afternoon and denied that she called off her wedding. Which is probably technically true because Liam Hemsworth needs to not be having sex with someone else’s vagina for them to officially break things off. It’s delicate these things:

I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining

And here’s where it gets even more interesting. According to Lainey Gossip, Liam Hemsworth apparently was all over Emma Watson and not January Jones who he was genuinely just sharing a ride with. A story I actually believe because even if I literally saw the two of them having sex, I’d still think Liam must’ve slipped and all his clothes fell off because he’s not married. That’s the only way to make sense of it.

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  1. emma watson's Vagina

    interesting

  2. Dimwitted hillbilly cunt.

  3. emma watson's Vagina

    I bet you Liam was wearing flip flops when he was cheating on Miley with Emma.

  4. Colin

    I just got a pop-up that said something like “Save on airfare y’all.” My point being that it actually said y’all right next to Miley Cyrus’s face.

  5. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    mustard
    Commented on this photo:

    Any ole Australian will do for the Mylie.

  6. Enidaj

    She can commence crying into her millions now.

  7. Pippi Longcocking

    It looks like she’s wearing Batman on her tits.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Weird….both women are borderline lesbians….

  9. OK, now, let’s all ask ourselves “would we care, if these people weren’t rich and famous?”. If your answer is yes, you’ll probably be targeted by a drone. If your answer is no, then, ffsake, forgetaboutit, unless you’re personally involved on some level, which is, like maybe 2 or 3 of us. OK? Just trying to help.

    Also, if you make insulting comments on any celebrity, whether you know them or not: drone. OK? Just say yer prayers. ’nuff said.

  10. Inner Retard

    So Liam really was with her on purpose and not to cover up he’s gay. C’mon Liam, just admit she has video tape of you sodomizing a gopher. It’s better than looking dumb for being with her intentionally.

  11. ben dover

    Wow for once this cunt keeps her tongue in her skanky mouth

  12. elephantman

    Yea but her tooth comes flopping out instead.

  13. bitch needs a good ass eating. i’ll do it…

  14. Her First Love A/K/A Her Cousin

    I’m sure the short haircut didn’t help.

    • Burt

      Dude, you obviously haven’t seen a recent picture of Emma Watson.

    • Her First Love A/K/A Her Cousin

      I think Emma’s back to longer hair these days. But short hair looks good on Emma Watson. Miley with short hair looks like a cross between Pink and Ellen Degeneres.

  15. sexyman48

    Anyone else getting malware warnings?

  16. Mike

    He’ll break off the engagement if he knows what’s good for him.

  17. As sheepish as I am to say it, she’s looking kinda good. I’m thinking I’d like to give her a bit of the old in-and-out. Or maybe have lunch at the “Y.”

    Or she could suck me off. That would work too.

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    When asked about the engagement and his alleged cheating on Miley, Liam Hemsworth said “Who?.”

  19. Amanda

    I think her new look is super hot and she looks really sexy. But unfortunately for her relationship with Liam, he’s not a gay or bi woman like me who would be attracted to a chick who’s a little butch like that. Bad move on her part.

  20. When is the last time you have seen these two together? I don’t think they have been together for a very long time. You never see them together, he never talks about her, she never talks about him.

  21. kery

    Miley looks like bi, she doesn’t look feminine at all. ;D

  22. Miley Cyrus is just sad.

  23. Lucas Nord

    In five years her urine will sell on ebay for $3.73

  24. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    I think she’s pretty sexy these days.

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    the wrecker
    Commented on this photo:

    Exblamation point!

  26. lowered expectations

    “retarded is as retarded does , Miley”

  27. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    lowered expectations
    Commented on this photo:

    farted and got away with it on broadcast televsion

  28. Hawk

    Maybe now Miley will try to avoid all of the controversy in her personal life by throwing herself into her work.
    Now what does she do again? Is she a singer? Is she still trying to be an actress, because that’s not working out.

  29. Rob

    Did anyone ever consider that Miley Cyrus is a bad lay? She’s got a hot little body and does yoga which sounds nice in principle but maybe she’s doing all this weird stuff with piercings and her hair and partying to try and compensate for being really dull, particualrly in the sack. I mean, say what you will about the notorious frigidity of January Jones, but she’s obviously got something that pulls all these dudes away from their women. My guess is she does butt stuff

  30. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    mike
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    Starting to look like a whore and unattractive.

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