It’s The Dang Ol’ Future Mr. & Mrs. Miley Cyrus

June 28th, 2012 // 75 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth at some Australian film awards thing, it honestly doesn’t matter. She showed her daddy pillows, and he smiled like an idiot who’s marrying a 19-year-old because apparently they don’t allow corn fritter handjobs down under. It’s hard to stop being a prison island, I guess.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily

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  1. I’m a straight man with no homosexual tendencies whatsoever (for real, ya sillies), but that dude is pretty good looking and could do a whole lot better than marrying a chipmunk with boobs.

  2. Frank Burns

    What a lovely pair.

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    vgrly
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    I have to say she looks pretty good here in that dress. She always looks better with her mouth closed.

  4. Even vapid celebrities deserve to find someone to share their lives with. Good for them.

  5. judging you

    She does not look 19 to me

  6. stacy

    Any one of us would kill to marry a hot bodied 19 year old with money. He is only 23 anyways. Not a scandal at all. he just got lucky.

  7. Australians in Film Awards…

    So it was the Hemsworths and Mel Gibson?

    • EricLr

      The funny thing is that Mel Gibson isn’t even Australian. Those Aussies have been claiming him for years, but he’s actually American (and only lived there for about 10 years).

      • CranAppleSnapple

        He lived there about twenty years and did all his beginning acting work there, but we don’t want him, take him back.

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    breastman
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    you can’t make a hoe a housewife

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    Urvag
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    Agh yes…Miley posing for a photo showing real class….

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    breastman
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    weird old man getting too touchy feely

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    She’s got a slammin’ hot body and a shit load of money. What’s not to love? I know I would wreck that.

  12. During the day this bitch would be annoying as fuck…but at night I would fuck that pussy till it’s red and swollen!

  13. Helmut Von Trapp

    Their offspring will likely be either imbeciles or cretins

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    stop dressing like a whore
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    how else is billy ray going to tap that, if she doesent look like a cheap kidnapped prostitute??

  15. Hmmm… nineteen years old. Loads o’ cash. Young, firm body with very little fat and passable tits…

    On second thought, Miley Cyrus is fucking BEAUTIFUL!

  16. Lucas

    “daddy pillows” – Fish, you never fail to make my day a little brighter.

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    Corn fritter handjob? I am so disturbed by the visual. Is something getting deep-fried?

  18. DeucePickle

    These engagement pictures are fuckin’ classy, y’all !

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    lily
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    her body is awesome now after the weight loss.

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    lily
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    Hes so hott…hotter than his bro Thor. Smart boy. made a great financial move proposing to her. Either way they are a cute couple.

  21. virginia

    so I wonder is she is going to clean up her act(the way she dresses) when she is married. I am sure chris’s parents are thrilled he is going to be marrying a woman that goes around town flashing her nipples, and has her ass cheeks hanging out.

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    mrsmass
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    i made the mistake of zooming in on her teeth. don’t do it, just don’t.

    • Diana

      Just like many people make the mistake of accidentally having the misfortune of looking at your ugly ass face, I’m sure.

  23. cagster

    It’ll never work, they ain’t even kin folk.

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    flimflam
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    She’s hot. If you don’t want to be in her you’re asexual.

  25. EricLr

    Between the two of them, they’ll have just enough brainpower to not burn the house down.

  26. Crazed Abandon

    I have a special level of hatred and contempt reserved just for her but damn she looks good here.

    • Crazed Abandon

      You can take the pig out of the pig sty but you can’t take the ring out of her nose. – sorry, I just couldn’t resist.

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    The Pope
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    And their children will have eyebrows that will RULE THE WORLD!

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    lala
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    she looks cute!!

  29. SeeAlice

    I would spend her money .

  30. YTBOY

    Those are best darn looking boobs I’ve seen in a long time!!!

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    Carolyn
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    Butt ugly shoes.

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    Carolyn
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    I’ll bet they fuck like bunnies.

  33. kimmykimkim

    I don’t give a fuck about these two kids but I would like that mirror that’s hanging behind them. Seriously, it’s on my pinterest! I’d fuck the shit outta that mirror.

  34. oldfool

    Much prettier when she breathes through her nose.

  35. Dennis

    Miley never really learned the whole “A bra is not a shirt” concept.

  36. anonym

    One thing is for sure……

    their kids won’t be as ugly as Bruce and Demi’s at least.

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    Nahbro
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    Wow, she really is kind of plain…

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    jeff
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    they will make beautiful blue eyed babies

  39. Oswald Vaan Bberk

    Will daddy share them both?

  40. El Jefe

    I like Miley, she is hot.

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    Claire
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    her necklace is gorgeous

  42. fraterna

    Man she’s homely – no amount of pilates is gonna help that fug face of hers.

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    fraterna
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    Just UGH

  44. Cotten Kandi

    They’re still pretty young to get married but I admit they do make a handsome couple

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    oh gosh hes gorgeous

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    guvbhnj
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    tatatatatata…

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    xuyinp
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    ms. tacky cyrus-hemsworth

  48. birdman

    This marriage might not be legal if she didn’t divorce her dad first! Ha Ha!

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