Miley Cyrus’ Fiance Fled To Australia
Miley Cyrus quit Twitter last week after claiming she was sick of tabloid reports that Liam Hemsworth had cheated on her with January Jones and/or Emma Watson. But then she spent the days immediately after that walking around without her engagement ring on, and now People’s reporting Liam fled to Australia to get the fuck away from her:
Given the recent ups and downs, “Liam did fly home [to Australia on March 1] so they could have a break,” the source adds, noting that he has been spending time with his brother Chris, with whom he is very close.
As for why Liam cheated on Miley, turns out he got sick of being told Hannah Montana is hotter shit than The Hunger Games:
“Miley is crazy about Liam, but sometimes doesn’t treat him great,” the source said at the time. “She likes things her way and tends to play games. Liam is also a strong person and that’s why they often butt heads.”
So Liam Hemsworth got tired of Miley Cyrus being a bitch to him and his move was to run to January Jones who visibly hates her own baby? That’s who he went to for comfort? Jesus. He’d have better luck banging an icebox, and I’m not just saying that because they’re crazy pro-choice. *looks at notes* No, wait, that’s entirely why I’m saying that. “Spite baby = BAD,” I have written down.