Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Milyun Bucks Fer Eatin’ Cooter Pie in One O’ Them Sex Movies

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2012

Because we live in a brave new world rife with possibilities (and occasional pedophile dolls), Miley Cyrus has been offered a million dollars to get naked and make out with a chick on camera. An offer that was floated her way because she had a porn star in her new music video, so clearly that means she wants to bang chicks. The math is all there. TMZ reports:

It’s just a naked make out, but if Miley wants to make sex part of the deal, that’s cool too — Martin writes, “How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her.”
Martin says he’s already reached out to Jessie’s camp about the XXX remake — and our sources tell us, Jessie’s already down to clown. We’re also told Sex.com will cough up $1 million.

Keep in mind, Miley Cyrus has been doing all kinds of crazy shit so Liam Hemsworth won’t leave her, so there’s no way he’s not sitting somewhere trying to figure out the most delicate way to hint she has to do this or he’ll break up with her. “Have you tried punching her?” suggested Chris Brown, noted philanthropist. “Sometimes punching them works.”

 

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