Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Milyun Bucks Fer Eatin’ Cooter Pie in One O’ Them Sex Movies

November 5th, 2012 // 55 Comments
Miley Loves Honey Boo Boo
Miley Cyrus Pantsless Noah Cyrus
Has To Watch It In Surround Sound Read More »

Because we live in a brave new world rife with possibilities (and occasional pedophile dolls), Miley Cyrus has been offered a million dollars to get naked and make out with a chick on camera. An offer that was floated her way because she had a porn star in her new music video, so clearly that means she wants to bang chicks. The math is all there. TMZ reports:

It’s just a naked make out, but if Miley wants to make sex part of the deal, that’s cool too — Martin writes, “How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her.”
Martin says he’s already reached out to Jessie’s camp about the XXX remake — and our sources tell us, Jessie’s already down to clown. We’re also told Sex.com will cough up $1 million.

Keep in mind, Miley Cyrus has been doing all kinds of crazy shit so Liam Hemsworth won’t leave her, so there’s no way he’s not sitting somewhere trying to figure out the most delicate way to hint she has to do this or he’ll break up with her. “Have you tried punching her?” suggested Chris Brown, noted philanthropist. “Sometimes punching them works.”

 

Photos: Getty

superficial

  1. Honey Boo Boo

    There’s more than one way to butter a biscuit…

  2. Grand Dragon

    Such a retarded offer. Miley made $21 million last year and is worth $120 million.

    That would be like a Starbucks girl quitting her $15k/yr job and doing a one-time porn for approximately $714

    • it had to be said

      No, it’d be like the Starbucks girl with bad judgment getting paid to make out with a woman.

      Personally, I would definitely eat cooter pie for a million bucks, but then, I am a straight man, so I would do it for free.

    • she made 20 million? from what. what did she do?

  3. Cock Dr

    There’s just no way I’m pushing that arrow. Bad noises will assault me…hurt my ears.

    • Dick Hell

      I refuse to click it too. Can’t help but wonder who the guy with the cum-clots on his face is, though.

    • Inner Retard

      Alvin and the Chipmunks just filed a lawsuit for defamation of musical style. Curiously, they are suing for 1 million dollars.

    • TheDevilYouKnow

      I made it to the two minute mark before I ended it. It’s a bunch of furries with some midgets and chicks dancing in semi-slow motion to some kind of screeching noise. Oh, and there’s some break dancing.

      In short, it’s utter shit. I’ll have to go watch some Justin Bieber videos just to cleanse my palate.

  4. Indifferent Bastard

    Gotta love the porn industry. There is nothing they won’t make a porno out of. They are probably making a XXX Bambi as we speak.

  5. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Commented on this photo:

    I also will kick in $1 million. She’ll take a check right?

    • My God, people. Drive south, find a rodeo, attach a dollar to some thread and drag it around behind you. You’ll have about a dozen perfectly reasonable facsimiles to choose from, and half of them won’t expect the whole dollar.

  6. herbiefrog

    miles is doin’ ok at the moment : ))

    no need to make any

    long-term decisions ?

  7. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is the dude? He is afraid to look at her, epeciall those nice titties.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      You wouldn’t believe it, but he’s as insufferable as she is. They belong together. This photo is perfect, but you US bound ppl just have no idea how much.

  8. Hmmmm…food for thought. So to speak.

  9. Carl Spackler

    Long as they iz cuzins , ain’t nuttin wrong wif et

  10. Inner Retard

    Watched the video. To offset the inevitable damage I first listened to Nine Inch Nails – The Day The World Went Away and reread Dostoyevsky’s Crime and Punishment. But… it wasn’t enough… it wasn’t enough…

  11. dude

    i love the headline on this post

  12. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Commented on this photo:

    With those teeth, she would give the woman a hysterectomy.

  13. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope we get a Tila Tequila/ Montana Fishburne style sex tape from her. Wonder if she squirts?

  14. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fashion blender(blunder?) Batman!

  15. devilsrain

    Man things are looking up

  16. Elton J.

    2:57 in the vid. I dig it

  17. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    stirlingww
    Commented on this photo:

    His name is Rove – he an Aussie.

  18. El Jefe

    I would not mind having sex with her. That is all

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    glen r
    Commented on this photo:

    hi miley hope these haters learn to leave you and the other good celebrities alone some day. i know how you must feel about them

  20. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    A face that realized the only income she’s ever getting is Hannah Montana residuals.

    • Someone up there said her net worth is $120 million. You could invest half that and get an annual multi-million-dollar return. Face it—she’s set for life.

  21. Burt

    What’s with these pathetic websites/porn companies with their million dollar offers…to wealthy celebrities nonetheless? As if she needs the cash. Besides, they are unoriginal and pathetic. Larry Flynt was doing that sort of self-promotion with a lot more flair, and with a political message to boot, years ago, offering a million dollars to anyone who could get pictures of a Republican politician in an uncompromising position, for example.

  22. I thought fat kids loved cake, not bitches. The times, they are a-changing, I suppose.

  23. Bet her butt hole smells like cotton candy.

  24. sheila

    chipmunk sex? shouldn’t that be on national geographic?

  25. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Imma be honest. I would.

  26. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    shujin51
    Commented on this photo:

    wow shes very hot looking with short hair oO like it!

  27. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    dgfs
    Commented on this photo:

    no lesbian wants this ugly boy

  28. brian

    Wrong person this is who you should be getting after greater chance she’d say yes over Cyrus

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw92eSBJn1qaxlf4o1_500.png

  29. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Jerkposter
    Commented on this photo:

    NOT SEXY!

  30. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    kayla
    Commented on this photo:

    BEAUTIFUL!

  31. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    mustard
    Commented on this photo:

    Any ole Australian will do for the Mylie.

  32. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Commented on this photo:

    When asked about the engagement and his alleged cheating on Miley, Liam Hemsworth said “Who?.”

  33. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s pretty sexy these days.

  34. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    the wrecker
    Commented on this photo:

    Exblamation point!

  35. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    lowered expectations
    Commented on this photo:

    farted and got away with it on broadcast televsion

  36. Miley Cyrus Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Starting to look like a whore and unattractive.

Leave A Comment