Miley Cyrus Banged Kellan Lutz

December 19th, 2013 // 21 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz getting out of a private jet in Miami yesterday which clearly means they had sex in the cockpit. The evidence is all there. As for who the hell is Kellan Lutz, I’m pretty he was that one vampire in Twilight who didn’t find it weird that Taylor Lautner wanted to bang Kristen Stewart‘s baby. Oh, no, wait, that was all of them. All of them didn’t find it weird that some dude wanted to bang a baby. Couldn’t have cared less.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Sharing Private Jet With Kellan Lutz
    some
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    “is that your cooter stench?” he asked as the fumes distorted the horizon and he lost consciousness.

  2. Although he strikes me as being really unintelligent, he is sexy as hell. Good for her! I won’t really think about this situation wiith any depth.

  3. cc

    She doesn’t strike me as being someone who’d be very discriminating.

  4. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Grigori and I aren’t much in the looks department, but when did this man-boy last bathe? And can’t any of these douchebags grow a REAL beard??

  5. I feel sorry for the poor bastard. We’ll let this one go. Fuck…
    *makes scary hideous face*

  6. Miley Cyrus Sharing Private Jet With Kellan Lutz
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s holding the door for her. That’s… nice. Miley may have found a gentleman underneath that beard? Good for her…. My god, what did I just just say?!

  7. Miley Cyrus Sharing Private Jet With Kellan Lutz
    Mohawk Disco
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    This may just be me growing up in a dungeon but a guy wearing those kinds of flip-flops looks very gay to me.

  8. Miley Cyrus Sharing Private Jet With Kellan Lutz
    Mohawk Disco
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    Who’s the Pepé Le Pew wannabe I see always buzzing around Miley? She should wear Daffy Duck’s beak to complete the cartoon look she’s going for.

  9. Kellan Lutz is the lead singer for Lostprophets?

  10. he’s pretty brave…not a lot of guys like Justin Bieber…

  11. Miley Cyrus Sharing Private Jet With Kellan Lutz
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    Now that’s a just-joined-the-Mile-High-Club face.

  12. Coco T-Rex

    HA! I was waiting for the first cast member of Twilight to officially come out of the closet!

  13. he better wear protection or he will experience a ‘wrecking ball’ in his genital area….

  14. Carson

    Cheap one night stand now who is surprise.

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