Miley Cyrus Banged Kellan Lutz
Here’s Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz getting out of a private jet in Miami yesterday which clearly means they had sex in the cockpit. The evidence is all there. As for who the hell is Kellan Lutz, I’m pretty he was that one vampire in Twilight who didn’t find it weird that Taylor Lautner wanted to bang Kristen Stewart’s baby. Oh, no, wait, that was all of them. All of them didn’t find it weird that some dude wanted to bang a baby. Couldn’t have cared less.