Miley Cyrus Kissed Katy Perry

February 24th, 2014 // 30 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus kissing Katy Perry during her Bangerz show in Los Angeles Saturday night making this the most boring thing the two of them could’ve possibly done. You’ve got one pop star whose 98% labia, the other who’s an equal amount jugs and used to be married to a wheelchair fetishist, yet the best they could come up with was to kiss each other real quick then spazz out like they got cooties. It’s like that Christmas your parents cheaped out and got you Mega Bloks instead of LEGOs which, fun fact, is the true story behind “Jeremy.” Not many people know that.

Photos: Twitter / MPNC/AKM-GSI

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  1. Jack Ketch

    *barfs*

  2. What made you bring up “Jeremy”? Damn, that song takes me back. I’m gonna spend the rest of the day listening to Pearl Jam.

  3. Cock Dr

    The great god of profit demands pantomimed lesbianism for the masses. Fail this easy task and your pop “music” videos will nevermore be seen on the SW website.

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    Cow GTI
    Commented on this photo:

    - You have an STD?
    - Yes. You?
    - Yeah!
    - It’s OK. My math teacher told me two STDs cancel each other out. Will be fine!

  5. JC

    New rule: For every instance of play-pretend lesbianism performed by drunk sorority girls and pop stars, the aforementioned pretenders must spend an hour face-down in real-lesbian muff, and they will be subject to all demands/commands given by that real lesbian.

  6. Miley Cyrus Katy Perry Kiss Thong Mouth
    Commented on this photo:

    “I Kissed a (Flat-Chested Tragicomically Whorish Blip on the Pop Culture Radar of Average Physical Attractiveness At Best with the Ass of a 12 Year Old Boy [I Know Because I Used to Be One]) Girl”

  7. Literally the best/only “Jeremy” joke ever made. As a pre-1999 Pearl Jam diehard, I salute you.

  8. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    And this is the best these two FAKE “artists” can do. “oooh look at us, we’re so fucking controvercial!”

    And yet a picture is worth 1000 words. Ignore the two fucksluts pretending to be dykes and look at the background: that’s who has made these two halfwits “stars.” Yes that’s right, I am blaming women in general because that’s all I see back there…stupid females smiling and taking pictures. Music has been utterly RUINED (and most of pop culture) because of women. Don’t even get me started on television, Disney’s social engineering is where these dumb cunts originally came from.

    And I don’t care what you think. I want the attitude of Joey Ramone mixed with Robert Plant and Johnny Rotten to come out on stage and beat these phoney “musicians” with Jimmy Page’s guitar. Dave Grohl is right…where the fuck are all the rockers? Why are we putting up with it?

  9. cc

    What a tiresome celebrity.

  10. She is kissing her chin

  11. Miley Cyrus Katy Perry Kiss Thong Mouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok dial it back already, even Madonna paced herself a little bit. You’ve already managed to get the headlines you wanted you capitalistic, attention whoring, marginally talented bimbo.

    • You’re being far too kind with the ‘marginally’. This twat has no talent whatsoever beyond sticking her ugly tongue out. I wish she’d come to Canada and take a dare to lick a steel pole in winter. LOVE to see that!!

  12. ben dover

    who fucking cares?

  13. all the millennial queers are sooo lovin this.
    both of them are fucking garbage.

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly, John Mayer could totally get a three-way with them, if he wanted to.

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I saw something like this once when I was tripping on mushrooms

  16. anonymous

    So when Katy and Miley kiss who is giving what sexually transmitted infection to who? This is like ground zero to a super STI.

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    herewegoagain
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘dis how chicken lays an egg’
    *queef!*

  18. Eeewwwwwww…cooties!

  19. Bea

    You are a genius!!!you should be writing books, screenplays and/or ruling the world ;)

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    Commented on this photo:

    Eat your vegetables fatties!

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    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one monkey I might think twice about before spanking. Then do it anyways cuz I never learn.

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    Christine
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I could fast forward 15 years to see when he will inevitably act like Gary Busey and look like Macauly Culkin

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