Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Made A Song Called ‘Twerk,’ Of Course
I just assumed Lil Twist was simply a hanger-on who makes Justin Bieber smoke weed and piss in mop buckets with his black people witchcraft, but it turns out he’s something of what qualifies as a “musician” these days. So here’s the leaked version of his track “Twerk” featuring Justin and Miley Cyrus who apparently won’t sleep until she runs the word into the ground so hard it loses all butt-flavor and meaning. Which is the real racism here, and not that stuff I said about all black people having magic. You read that wrong.