Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Made A Song Called ‘Twerk,’ Of Course

August 28th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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LISTEN: Lil Twist - Twerk Ft. Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber

I just assumed Lil Twist was simply a hanger-on who makes Justin Bieber smoke weed and piss in mop buckets with his black people witchcraft, but it turns out he’s something of what qualifies as a “musician” these days. So here’s the leaked version of his track “Twerk” featuring Justin and Miley Cyrus who apparently won’t sleep until she runs the word into the ground so hard it loses all butt-flavor and meaning. Which is the real racism here, and not that stuff I said about all black people having magic. You read that wrong.

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  1. Sheppy

    I thought they were the same person?

    Either way… not going to watch.

  2. This fucking shit has got to stop.

  3. Somebody get these little kids some mental help.

    I can’t believe I actually listened to that. I think my ears are bleeding.

  4. I listened to less than 5 seconds of that shit. I’d rather have Tan Mom’s song on continuous loop for the rest of my life than listen to that song once in it’s entirety. Two of the most obnoxious fucks in the entertainment business in one song? No. NO and NO AGAIN.

    Isn’t there an island we can ship these assholes off to? One with cannibals?

  5. I like how white people keep taking black culture and exploiting it. It amuses me. *lights cigar*

  6. Hoo

    You cant make me press play

  7. anonymous

    That is one big autotuned POS.

  8. Blue Shirt Special

    Listened to 1 minute of this just so I could be totally sure. I am now… I would rather watch Oprah strip to a recording of a Gwyneth Paltrow cook book while Tasmanian Devils ran loose in my pants than this.

  9. “♫ ♪ Hi-Ho, hi-ho, it’s off twerk I go… ♪ ♫”

  10. I thought you were only supposed to hear garbled messages from the Devil if you played songs backwards.

  11. Theresa

    Audio nightmares for sure!

  12. Beer for thought

    Well, we had a good run Human Race, but I’m afraid it’s all downhill from here.

  13. They’re planning to release a whole album under the name Young Jerk & Tongue Quirk.

  14. Sorry, Miley. I’m not watching that shit.

  15. RubberBandMan

    Oh this is just great, two flat chested white girls with no butt or no talent making a song about twerking.

  16. noone

    Hahahahahahaha! Best laugh I’ve had in a while.

  17. Jenn

    If this horrid video triggers some catastrophe like a mass exodus of the dolphins, I’m going with them to a Miley tongue twerking-Beiber free planet. I’ll bring my towel. So long and thanks for all the BS, Fish!

  18. malaka

    just felt like bringing some levity with better music.
    there’s this awesome cover of rebecca black’s song ‘friday’ as if it was played by motorhead up on youtube.
    there’s also an awesome version of alanis morrisette covering
    ‘my humps’…

    eric cartman singing ‘poker face’ & ‘come sail away’….
    weird al… 80′s music…
    anyone ever heard of beatallica?
    anal cunt. agoraphobic nosebleed. wesley willis. etc..
    anyways, just saying that not all music is horrible.
    not yet at least….

    • Mike

      I suggest listening to some Airborne as well. Such a woefully underrated band. Not one day goes by where I don’t listen to “Live It Up”.

      And yet, we got Miley Cyrus. When was there a public demand for this bitch again? After 2010, she was irrelevant. Now she’s back all of a sudden?

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