Miley Cyrus is Wasted

September 7th, 2010 // 81 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene‘s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley’s religious upbringing and fanbase I can’t even imagine the uproar over these photos: Drinking [Ed. And/or rolling.]? Dancing? The French?! Jesus Christ. She might as well get caught smuggling Mexicans across the border to build a mosque next to Disneyland. “Aw, man, you can see it from Space Mountain. Got-dammit, Hanner Montanner! *spikes bucket of chicken*

Photos: Fame


  1. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Miley is spiraling into fat chick even faster than I thought. By 20 she will look like Rosie O’Donnell, but with an even more annoying voice.

  2. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
    Ominous Bob
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    fatter… Fatter… FAtter… FATter… FATTer… FATTEr… FATTER.


    No mo’ hushpuppies, beetch.

  3. sexylips

    Trailer trash getting drunk? Its not her fault coz you can take the girl out of the trailer but shes still trash.

  4. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Can She Not Wear More Clothes? Is She Even Legal To Drink Yet?!

  5. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    wtf!!!!!she is such a hoeeeeee……….what next????!!!!!!! srippin on a triper pole?!!!1 oh wait that all ready happened!

  6. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    She is on some E, big pupils, she’s gurning in other pictures, doing the eye closed when peaking thing…

    not that I would know what that is like and all… nope not me.

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  10. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Looks like “Miss Squeaky Clean,” has taken some cues from Snooki (Choice of lip color), Lindsay (flannel shirts), and Madonna from her “Like a Virgin” days (black lace shirts over bra) ass she is still Hannah Montana these days..I think those days are long over.

  11. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    People are saying that there are flashing lights in the club that are causing this girls eyes to squint so much….But think about this: when those light are flashing, wouldn’t her pupils react to the light and dialate just a TAD bit more? Her pupils are like saucers. It was only a matter of time…I can’t wait until she flashes her muff on camera ‘accidently’. :) Good times.

  12. Gary B

    This makes me proud of being a Selena Gomez man! Miley is just starting to skank out and bring truth to the Onion video of Sustainable Cyrus use.

  13. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Why are you saying she’s wasted? All I see is her dancing…

  14. Willy Wonka

    I want to stick my fist up Hannah Montana’s pink, puckered, asshole!

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