Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene‘s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley’s religious upbringing and fanbase I can’t even imagine the uproar over these photos: Drinking [Ed. And/or rolling.]? Dancing? The French?! Jesus Christ. She might as well get caught smuggling Mexicans across the border to build a mosque next to Disneyland. “Aw, man, you can see it from Space Mountain. Got-dammit, Hanner Montanner! *spikes bucket of chicken*”
Photos: Fame
Meh | September 7, 2010 at 10:13 am
Meh.
bob | September 7, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I don’t know about you guys but the the most interesting thing in these pictures are the pair of tits on pic #5. nice and juicy!
Anon | September 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm
The black ones? Really?
castallare | September 7, 2010 at 10:16 am
Call me a buzzkill but I don’t think she’s actually wasted. She’s not stumbly -her eyes are just at half-mast, which happens a lot when you’re in a blinky, strobe-light-y club with a bunch of paps snapping pics of you. Plus, she’ll be 18 soon, which makes it legal for her to drink pretty much anywhere else on the planet. Schmeh.
Lacey | September 7, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Actually, tell me where drinking is legal when you’re 17?
I know in the US it’s 21. And you can’t even get in a club unless you’re 18+..
I’d say her eyes look like that because either the lights in the club plus the camera flashes or she’s high…no major hard drugs or drinking involved. She doesn’t look drunk at all.
craig | September 8, 2010 at 10:07 pm
France. The drinking age is 16 but you already knew that because you are such a smart American.
Osaka | September 9, 2010 at 5:27 am
France, Belgium, UK, Germany and netherlands As far as i know, and germany even at 14 when parents are around (and if it isn’t really strong stuff)
deez nutz | September 7, 2010 at 10:19 am
her eyes are probably half mast from her recent bouts of plastic surgery – i would still break my dick off in her though (how old is this bitch?)
Admiral Buttcrack | September 7, 2010 at 10:21 am
BEST.WRITING.EVER. Way to go, Fish!
Balzac | September 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
WHAT.EVER. And, you’re dumb.
Froghammer | September 7, 2010 at 10:31 am
“Hanner Montanner”. Haha.
Deacon Jones | September 7, 2010 at 10:37 am
She’s rolling. That’s “ecstasy” for the tamer bunch…
Pupils are dilated and she’s sucking on a lollipop, swaying to club music. If you’ve done it before, you can spot it a mile away.
God what Id have given to be her cabbie that night….
“Why are you going down this back alley and putting on a ski mask?”
“It’s a short cut”
Froghammer | September 7, 2010 at 11:18 am
Stars: They’re just like us!
Richard McBeef | September 7, 2010 at 12:14 pm
people still smoke the ecstasy? i thought that fad burned out a long time ago.
Mansk | September 7, 2010 at 11:36 am
This site needs more tits stat.. Why else would I come here?
Jess | September 7, 2010 at 11:39 am
I dunno….don’t think she’s wasted, either. As for rolling, well maybe she just likes sucking on lollipops! Pupil dilation could be the effect of lighting.
chuck d | September 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Who cares why Britney was drunk whoops I mean Miley
I agree with mansk we need more tits and less
dirtbags
juaquin ingles | September 7, 2010 at 2:04 pm
She’s had something done to her teef or something… mouth no longer retardedly hanging agape 24/7 like Steven Hawking’s idiot lovespawn.
mel | September 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm
My sister’s friends spotted her at some clubs in Detroit with Demi Moore recently. She was definitely getting her party on.
cb | September 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm
looks like she has a head wound. did she dye her hair with that splotch of red on purpose?
josh | September 7, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Disgusting stupid slut.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 7, 2010 at 8:05 pm
eh am just waiting for the headline that reads Miley Cyrus is Butt Naked. skanky as she is, hey it’s become an image, and no doubt will remain marketable. like lilo. to make it make sense just add the words “hollywood bad girl” before the name. then all the hate is gay
Marcus | September 7, 2010 at 9:32 pm
I want her
captain america | September 7, 2010 at 11:45 pm
this because she was raised in california, folks?
paco | September 7, 2010 at 11:50 pm
she is near to perform a Jamie lynn spear´s in her career.
Lilly Kirkpatrick | September 8, 2010 at 1:16 am
What a mess
Brooke | September 8, 2010 at 1:19 am
These photos don’t prove she’s drunk, but what’s a 17-year-old doing in a club? without a wristband or something? And I didn’t wear outfits that showed all of my bra when I was in high school… Do her parents know what she’s doing and just don’t care? I guess they see dollar signs when she enters a room and they just let her do whatever.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 8, 2010 at 6:53 am
she’s in paris. there’s no drinking age there
jojo | September 8, 2010 at 9:25 am
well, drinking is legal at 16 in France, and that is the age clubs accept patrons.
frisbeeken | September 8, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Either she’s a late bloomer or she’s chunkin up big time ! Matter of time til she hits the Spears downhill skiing competition. All that fame and money at that age and nothing happens? Bullshit ! This is the point in the career where you’re no longer known for your music or show business instead what you’re doing in public (Britney) and the media rapes every move you make for cash. Good Luck !
cc | September 8, 2010 at 8:23 pm
That’s what I was thinking too…why does she look so bloated? Too many ‘Royale with Cheese’?
Bored with life | September 8, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I’d like to do a line of blow off her twat……
SNS | September 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm
For the record, the drinking at in the UK is 18, but a lot of places ID you if you look under 21 just to be safe.
And also for the record, you are allowed to drink as a Christian. You’re just not allowed to get wasted. But hey… its Miley Cyrus and we all know she’s totally a legit Christian who totally lives a good Christian life.
She doesn’t dress or dance sexually on stage, she doenst date guys too old for her and she obviously doesnt experiment sexually! Shes a perfect role model for Christians.
Oh wait… no she isn’t
sexylips | September 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Trailer trash getting drunk? Its not her fault coz you can take the girl out of the trailer but shes still trash.
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Gary B | September 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
This makes me proud of being a Selena Gomez man! Miley is just starting to skank out and bring truth to the Onion video of Sustainable Cyrus use.
Willy Wonka | September 14, 2010 at 2:27 am
I want to stick my fist up Hannah Montana’s pink, puckered, asshole!