Miley Cyrus is Wasted

September 7th, 2010 // 81 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene‘s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley’s religious upbringing and fanbase I can’t even imagine the uproar over these photos: Drinking [Ed. And/or rolling.]? Dancing? The French?! Jesus Christ. She might as well get caught smuggling Mexicans across the border to build a mosque next to Disneyland. “Aw, man, you can see it from Space Mountain. Got-dammit, Hanner Montanner! *spikes bucket of chicken*

Photos: Fame


  1. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    It’s not underage drinking in France, it’s just drinking.

  2. castallare

    Call me a buzzkill but I don’t think she’s actually wasted. She’s not stumbly -her eyes are just at half-mast, which happens a lot when you’re in a blinky, strobe-light-y club with a bunch of paps snapping pics of you. Plus, she’ll be 18 soon, which makes it legal for her to drink pretty much anywhere else on the planet. Schmeh.

    • Lacey

      Actually, tell me where drinking is legal when you’re 17?
      I know in the US it’s 21. And you can’t even get in a club unless you’re 18+..
      I’d say her eyes look like that because either the lights in the club plus the camera flashes or she’s high…no major hard drugs or drinking involved. She doesn’t look drunk at all.

      • craig

        France. The drinking age is 16 but you already knew that because you are such a smart American.

      • Osaka

        France, Belgium, UK, Germany and netherlands As far as i know, and germany even at 14 when parents are around (and if it isn’t really strong stuff)

  3. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Underage? Not in Paris. Does it really matter? She’s actually a good kid…I think you just can’t wait to make her the next LiLo. Lay off.

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    Mr. Nice Guy
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    Who cares about Miley, we need more of the girl in the black top to her right in the 1st picture!

  5. her eyes are probably half mast from her recent bouts of plastic surgery – i would still break my dick off in her though (how old is this bitch?)

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    I would LOVE it if someone would slap that duck lips off her face once and for all!!!! Who told her it looks cool?

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    wtf is she wearing. I hate this slut. Like i have no problem with girls wearing provocative clothing, even under age girls. However, i have a massive problem with them marketing themselves to children, creating a whole new generation of sluts

  8. Admiral Buttcrack

    BEST.WRITING.EVER. Way to go, Fish!

  9. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Nice “just been raped” look.

  10. Froghammer

    “Hanner Montanner”. Haha.

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    Nice frog eyes lol… i guess she figured out those little colourful pills aren’t really candy.

  12. Deacon Jones

    She’s rolling. That’s “ecstasy” for the tamer bunch…

    Pupils are dilated and she’s sucking on a lollipop, swaying to club music. If you’ve done it before, you can spot it a mile away.

    God what Id have given to be her cabbie that night….

    “Why are you going down this back alley and putting on a ski mask?”
    “It’s a short cut”

  13. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    I agree with Deacon. It looks like she’s rollin’ balls. Big, sweaty balls.

  14. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    -spikes chicken-
    I love it.

  15. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    any nipple exposure?

    • SIN

      There may have been nipple exposure but due to her age, those pictures can’t be shown. The guy who took them will just lack off to them.

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    Lindsay? Is that you?

  17. Mansk

    This site needs more tits stat.. Why else would I come here?

  18. Jess

    I dunno….don’t think she’s wasted, either. As for rolling, well maybe she just likes sucking on lollipops! Pupil dilation could be the effect of lighting.

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    Walking along singing a song about love. Lost is time forever shorter. Wish to smell the bottom of the end bent and poked, stoked the fire blazes. Crazy, I look to the camera and smile just can’t get passed that last mile.

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    Why has nobody said anything about that hideous shirt? Christ.

  21. chuck d

    Who cares why Britney was drunk whoops I mean Miley
    I agree with mansk we need more tits and less

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    omg…isn’t that Amy Swinehouse’s ballet slipper in the background?!

  23. juaquin ingles

    She’s had something done to her teef or something… mouth no longer retardedly hanging agape 24/7 like Steven Hawking’s idiot lovespawn.

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    Really do people have nothing better to do with there time but get on read stuff and then talk shit about things they no nothing about what picture of her can you even see her eyes good enough to tell if they are dilated come on because she is in a club with friends means she must be drinking or using drugs do you people even know how stupid you sound when you get on here saying things like that get over it as for deez nutz you would have to find your dick to be able to do any thing with it and she is way out of your league you might want to check into blow up dolls at your local sex shop that cant complain about how lame you are. not to mention she is only 17 you sick freak….

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    Taylor Momsen still makes her look like a saint.

  26. mel

    My sister’s friends spotted her at some clubs in Detroit with Demi Moore recently. She was definitely getting her party on.

  27. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    Uhhh, her grandfather was a politician from Kentucky and they’re Pentecostals from coal country. Ever heard of “Kentucky bourbon”? Whatever with the “religious upbringing”. In Kentucky, alcohol IS RELIGION. Cue the “handling snakes” jokes…

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    I have been saying for a couple of years now that this bimbo was just another train wreck like Lindsey and Britney. It was only a matter of time. This is what a parent gets when you sell you childs soul to the mouse for fame and fortune. It is only a matter of time untill she is knocked up, pops out a couple of kids to a back up dancer, shaves her head and runs over a nanny and child in a stroller with her maseratti.

  29. cb

    looks like she has a head wound. did she dye her hair with that splotch of red on purpose?

  30. josh

    Disgusting stupid slut.

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    She’s getting kinda chunky

    • bobo

      Jack off to her? Have you seen her face lately? She’s got, maybe, 3 years at best before she’s boning every twink who can keep her coke habit going.

  33. eh am just waiting for the headline that reads Miley Cyrus is Butt Naked. skanky as she is, hey it’s become an image, and no doubt will remain marketable. like lilo. to make it make sense just add the words “hollywood bad girl” before the name. then all the hate is gay

  34. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    hahahah are you serious you are one worse than thoes people. sitting around at home reading articles then complaining about the people who read them. do you know miley cyrus? for all you know she sits at home taking heroin every other night.

  35. Marcus

    I want her

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    I’d rather see a lot more Ashley Greene.

    Damn straight the rack in pic 5 is the highlight…mmm, sweat.

  37. captain america

    this because she was raised in california, folks?

  38. paco

    she is near to perform a Jamie lynn spear´s in her career.

  39. Lilly Kirkpatrick

    What a mess

  40. Brooke

    These photos don’t prove she’s drunk, but what’s a 17-year-old doing in a club? without a wristband or something? And I didn’t wear outfits that showed all of my bra when I was in high school… Do her parents know what she’s doing and just don’t care? I guess they see dollar signs when she enters a room and they just let her do whatever.

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    baby gets punch to the face
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    could not say i didn’t see this coming…she’s a Disney star for christs sake lol

  42. jojo

    well, drinking is legal at 16 in France, and that is the age clubs accept patrons.

  43. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    A trailer on a silver plate is still a trailer…

  44. Either she’s a late bloomer or she’s chunkin up big time ! Matter of time til she hits the Spears downhill skiing competition. All that fame and money at that age and nothing happens? Bullshit ! This is the point in the career where you’re no longer known for your music or show business instead what you’re doing in public (Britney) and the media rapes every move you make for cash. Good Luck !

  45. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    look… it’s a shadow rabbitt… or bunny : ))

  46. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
    skinnier than thou
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    Is that a unibrow or just her ugly ass Aviator sunglasses? White trash slore!

  47. Miley Cyrus Clubbing with Ashley Greene
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    I hate Miley Cyrus with a passion. Slutty cunt is what she is.

  48. Bored with life

    I’d like to do a line of blow off her twat……

  49. SNS

    For the record, the drinking at in the UK is 18, but a lot of places ID you if you look under 21 just to be safe.

    And also for the record, you are allowed to drink as a Christian. You’re just not allowed to get wasted. But hey… its Miley Cyrus and we all know she’s totally a legit Christian who totally lives a good Christian life.

    She doesn’t dress or dance sexually on stage, she doenst date guys too old for her and she obviously doesnt experiment sexually! Shes a perfect role model for Christians.

    Oh wait… no she isn’t

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