Miley Cyrus is Totes Single This Time, You Guys. Totes Single.

Seen here in Madrid today, Miley Cyrus has been coping with more than just the aftermath of Bret Michaels’ penis. She broke up with Liam Hemsworth again, according to People:

Miley, who turns 18 on Nov. 23, is no longer dating her Last Song costar Liam Hemsworth, 20, according to a source. “Their on- and off-again relationship is currently off,” says the source. “But you never know with Miley and Liam. They could be back on at some point.”
Adds another source close to Hemsworth: “There was no drama. The relationship just ran its course. They were good friends first and remain friends.”

Eh. I’m sure these two will work it out and/or start sexting other people while bullying gays. (I can’t keep up with these kids and their fads.) So let’s focus on the real issue here: The goddamn bindi. Is she trying to make the Baby Jesus cry with that thing? Because I don’t think she realizes its significance to the Hindu religion. Plus she’s from the south where I’m almost positive wearing this has to be tantamount to building a terror mosque inside Cracker Barrel. “Ain’t nothin’ sacreds, no mo’?” her kin will wonder as others determine if they mean Miley or the limit on biscuit refills. It’ll be hard to be certain.

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