Miley Cyrus is Legal in Canada. Hence This.

June 21st, 2010 // 208 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto Sunday night looking almost entirely like the Bride of Christ she claimed to be to sell Hannah Montana lunchboxes across the Bible Belt. That being said, do you think Miley’s boyfriend found it less exciting to have sex with her in Canada where the legal age is 16? I’m a pretty sensitive guy with a deep respect for women and even I’m positive I’d scream my penis is bored before tapping Billy Ray Cyrus in. “Age don’t change nuttin’ ’bout bein’ kin. Alley-oop!”

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  1. hateyoufornoreason

    She’s a little whore and has no right to say SHIT about people ogling her because she is the one putting it out there for all to see.

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    shes trying to look cool haha..her toes are ugly

  4. diddle
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    she’s wearing those shoes again. and love the tide mark on the fake tan

  5. diddle
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    nice bit of product placement there!

  6. Dave

    Miley has obviously realized that, since she’s devoid of talent, she’ll only sell herself by appealing to men who’d like to F a 17-year-old. Good job, Miley! Walt would be proud!

  7. Bailey

    This is how it started with Brittney Spears, isn’t it? How long before this one gets a boob job, pops out some kids, developes a drug problem, and then goes completely batshit and shaves her head? The outfit in and of it’s self isn’t that bad, but it’s the fact that her demographic is pre-teens that are already confused, intrigued, fascinated and terrified of sexuality all at the same time. Also, just because she’s ‘legal’ in Canada doesn’t mean that she should be promoting her sexuality. If she actually had talent, she wouldn’t need to do that.

  8. chelsea
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    spray tan fail.

  9. p
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    No talent whatsoever.

  10. sto12m
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    derp de derp!

  11. rubik's cube
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    oh i feel so sorry for this poor girl…..she’s been sucked in by the media….i pray she comes to her senses and doesn’t end up like britney spears or lindsay lohan….she has so much potential…

  12. Lorelei
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    If she has a little gut now at 17, she’ll be be a fatty by the time she’s 20. I think she knows it which is why she’s putting herself out there full force before people catch on.

  13. mattisyahu nussbaum

    wow ist her fan supposed to be like 5-14

  14. Apostate

    Despite Miley’s best efforts to reinvent herself,she still comes off as nothing more than a little girl playing burlesque dressup.

  15. Kandi
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    If she wants to dress like that it is her business. I just wish she would take off her cross necklace, we need a GOOD Christian example for young girls, not the example she shows. We have enough bad examples – we need some good ones. Take off your cross Miley!

  16. FMA
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    She has one dirty daddy, i think he likes it when she looks like this.. i know i do

  17. yourmum
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    id tap that hard

  18. Yeah
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    The next Britney is on the way.. Too bad, she was a cute kid.

  19. Bigo
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    Are those teeth that white from all those BJs she gives or what? Ladies, cum is a great tooth-whitening!!! Here’s the proof

  20. StephAtHome

    She’s just trying too hard to pull off the nice bad girl thing. Obviously, yea, she IS Hannah Montana, but she’s also Miley Cyrus, and yea, she’s older now, but is that really an excuse to let down maybe millions of fans by trying to be a totally different character? She’s just taking it too fast…she transitioned in what seemed liked a couple of weeks from a Hannah Montana star to someone who “can’t be tamed”. And the whole purity ring thing…just at least tone it down and make it less obvious that you’re fucking your boyfriend when you “promised” not to until you’re married.

    When my friends and i went through puberty, none of us did it like you did – Props

  21. StephAtHome
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    nice DIY tan lines….

  22. Britt
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  23. Britt
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    No tits, no ass.
    Because that’s hot, right?

  24. Britt
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    That pose it getting olddddd. 8th graders use it.

  25. Britt
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    She looks like a transvestite with polio.

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  27. Britt
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    She doesn’t deserve to wear that cross.

  28. Britt
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    MILEY: Hey man, wanna have sex? I’m a WHORE!

  29. HuH?SM

    ppl she’s a teen girl REBELLIOUS ring a bell of wen u were a teen
    everyone who downs is like child in high school if u think shes
    a bad influence all i have to ask is wtf if u think she’s a slut
    all i ask is wtf you dnt know her i dnt know her all i know is all
    teens go through this bull she’s going through only big diff is
    get this she’s in the public eye i dnt like her then again i
    dnt dislike her im in indifferent bcuz A) I am nt experiencing
    this and B) she is who she is bt it is quite comical all the
    comments she gets i guess the saying ‘haters make me
    famous’ is true

  30. joe

    The age of consent in Canada is 16.( it used to be 14 until 2008) This is federal law and applies to ALL provinces. If you are in a position of authority(police, doctors, coaches, teachers etc.) then it is 18. However, there is a close age exception. ie. a 14 yr old can have sex with someone who is no more than 5 yrs older.

  31. Colleen
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    Who DOES???

  32. anders
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    Gummy gummerton…poor little horse faced girl.

  33. charlotte
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    legal age in canada is actually 18…not 16 or 14!

    • Bob Sanderson

      I don’t know which province or territory you’re living in Charlotte, but the legal age of consent in ALL of Canada is indeed 16. The legal drinking age is either 19, or 18 for Alberta and Quebec, and possibly somewhere else I’ve missed. The legal voting age is 18, and the driving ages vary widely amongst provinces.

  34. StephAtHome
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    She looks like a high class stripper with athletic socks on.

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  37. stanley

    shes 17 not 16 and shell be 18 in november… so stfu….

  38. ashton

    Worst “singer” ever. And ugly as hell. No one wants a slutty girl.

  39. Gossiper

    she doesnt even have full-grown boobs yet!

  40. candyfreak-alicia
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  41. brit
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    haha even the black guy is like what the fuckkk

  42. Gx

    It’s not about dressing as a slut per se, it’s about Miley Cyrus having CHILDREN as an audience. My 7-year old sister has a poster of Miley in her bedroom. Even when we tell her it’s a bad example, she doesn’t listen. Miley can dress up however she wants, however, she does need to think about the people who are following her, because even if she tells everyone that it’s her life she is still in the public eye. Beyonce, Ciara, Lady GaGa etc might dress sluttier, but then they aren’t minors aren’t they? What would you do if your daughter dressed up like this for a party and told you that it’s her life and she’s just having fun?

  43. Noxious Bob
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    Wait for the “growth spurt” where her breasts get bigger overnight..

  44. Old Man

    I’d put ma pinky in ‘er butt.

  45. NEIL
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  46. j

    Dumb people are dumb.
    16 is the age of (vaginal and oral) consent in Canada, point blank. No ‘close in age’ restrictions past 16. The age for anal consent is 18.
    The age of consent in Canada is 16 and all US states set their limits between 16 and 18.
    The Tackling Violent Crime Act took effect on 1 May 2008, raising the age of consent to 16 from 14. There exist two close in age exemptions, depending on the age of the younger partner. A youth of twelve or thirteen can consent to sexual activity with an individual no more than two years older than them. A fourteen- or fifteen-year-old can consent to sexual activity with a partner who is no more than five years older than them.
    Section 159 of the Criminal Code criminalizes every act of anal intercourse, but provides exceptions for a husband and wife, and any two persons over the age of eighteen. Section 151 of the Criminal Code of Canada makes it a crime to touch, for a sexual purpose, any person under the age of 16 years. Section 153 then goes on to prohibit the sexual touching of a person under 18 by a person in three circumstances: if he or she is in a “position of trust or authority” towards the youth, if the youth is in a “relationship of dependency” with him or her, or if the relationship is “exploitative”.

    During the 19th century, the age of consent for heterosexual vaginal sex was 12, in 1890, the Parliament raised the age of consent to 14.
    “….”oral sex was legalized in 1969 with the same age of consent as vaginal sex.

    Oh, and people claiming the age is different in their city/province?
    Although Canada is a federation, the criminal law (including the definition of the age of consent) is in the exclusive jurisdiction of the federal government, so the age of consent is uniform throughout Canada.

    Before you go shouting about how someone has their facts wrong, check them yourselves.
    And yeah yeah it’s all from wikipedia. It also lists the exact statutes and codes of the laws so you can go look em up in the library if you so choose.

    How do I know this? I learnt it when I was 14 and it was legal. I learnt about the change over to 16 while correcting someone who mistakenly thought I was off-limits because I was under 18. Lucky me, I wasn’t one of the many who went from Legally Allowed To Have Sex to Not Allowed Any More. I remained legal through sheer chance of my date of birth. Can’t imagine what it was like for those 15 year old girls who were already dating someone and then told “nope, suddenly you’re not allowed”

  47. Miley'sPanties

    I jerked it.

  48. Vijay
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    wow wow and wow she went from a girl who played with dolls to a girl whos a copy of lady gaga and snomeoe whos hard to explain well she went from little girl to snomeoe who plays with poles wow wow and again wow not cool

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