Miley Cyrus is Legal in Canada. Hence This.

Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto Sunday night looking almost entirely like the Bride of Christ she claimed to be to sell Hannah Montana lunchboxes across the Bible Belt. That being said, do you think Miley’s boyfriend found it less exciting to have sex with her in Canada where the legal age is 16? I’m a pretty sensitive guy with a deep respect for women and even I’m positive I’d scream my penis is bored before tapping Billy Ray Cyrus in. “Age don’t change nuttin’ ’bout bein’ kin. Alley-oop!”

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