Miley Cyrus is Legal in Canada. Hence This.

June 21st, 2010 // 119 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto Sunday night looking almost entirely like the Bride of Christ she claimed to be to sell Hannah Montana lunchboxes across the Bible Belt. That being said, do you think Miley’s boyfriend found it less exciting to have sex with her in Canada where the legal age is 16? I’m a pretty sensitive guy with a deep respect for women and even I’m positive I’d scream my penis is bored before tapping Billy Ray Cyrus in. “Age don’t change nuttin’ ’bout bein’ kin. Alley-oop!”

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Comments (119)

  1. FRIST | June 21, 2010 at 1:14 am

    FIRST!

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    • Andrea | June 21, 2010 at 5:48 am

      That is actually more stupid than yet another post on Miley Cyrus being a whore. Good job, college.

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      • Mike Rackhabbit | June 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm

        I dont think she is a whore just because she wears revealing clothes. she actually looks really good here! A+

    • Randal | June 21, 2010 at 7:29 am

      Miley was amazing last night in Toronto, spreading her energy across the crowd in waves which they happily returned with screams and waving arms of their own. Even though mega stars like Hedley and Justin Bieber dominated the show with their hit songs and winning smiles, Miley took it like the cherry on top.

      By far the BEST MMVA and all because of you, beautiful.

      Randal

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      • Muchmusic sucks | June 21, 2010 at 12:48 pm

        Hedley megastars?! LOL! Outside of canada their nobodies. The world doesn’t need any any more lame canadian pop punk bands like sum41 and simple plan.

      • Drew | June 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm

        God I love you Randal.

      • daisy | June 28, 2010 at 12:43 pm

        whore.slut. the b*tch .why the fuck should she be famous. one thing to say to u. you fucking son of a b*tch think of sucide

      • king koopa | June 30, 2010 at 5:16 am

        miley sux

    • brent | June 21, 2010 at 10:43 am

      Actually the age of consent is 14, but we’re splitting hairs aren’t we?

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      • Actually | June 21, 2010 at 3:41 pm

        No it’s not, it is only 14 in Alberta – the rest of Canada is 16 if you are within 18 months of each others birth date – but if there is an age gap over that then 18 years old is the legal age.

    • adrianne | June 21, 2010 at 5:54 pm

      legal age isnt 16 here…well atleast not in toronto

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      • Elle | June 22, 2010 at 7:39 pm

        wow wow wow! 16 is not legal in canada. at 16 you can get some medical prescriptions or a piercing without your parents but all porn related things (movies, magazines, toys) you have to be 18 in Quebec. and i think 19 everywhere else. unless that just alcohol. but its at least 18!! we’re not crazy.

    • Hannah hassett | June 24, 2010 at 6:19 pm

      i know right! i cant believe that she is a christian! she needs to clean up her act or she will be sending the wrong message!! i used to look up to her. it was cool cuz it was like she was the only christian actress left. im praying 4 her. toodles!

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      • Bells | June 25, 2010 at 12:08 am

        Just because you’re christian doesn’t mean you have to “Act Christian.” I hate that stereotype.
        I actually find it quite ridicoulous. You think acting “christian” is going to change someones intentions? If you say you “act christian” thats being vain right there, which is, might I remind you, a sin.people “act christian” for others.
        If you throw it out there like that, then you should probably take a look at that.
        I know people who pride themselves on “acting christian.” and acting a certain way still doesn’t make you better.
        Anyways, Miley Cyrus is messing up, but she is a teenager. Let her. I’m pretty sure that there are more teenagers that have screwed uo more than she has, it’s just because she’s in the spotlight.
        I don’t really like her, but I do believe that, as every teenager out there, she has a right to screw up a bit, until she grows up.
        Please, Hannah, don’t use a religion as a way of judging people…don’t use it as a stereotype. and, I’m pretty sure there are PLENTY of christian actresses left, but just because they don’t act like five year olds doesn’t mean that you have to judge them as “not acting christian.”
        I myself am, in fact, christian. And I hate it when people say that I’m not acting christian, and when they say someone else is. It annoys me more than ever.
        I don’t mean it to be an insult though, this post isn’t about that. I had to comment though, cause when someone says that to me, or to someone I know, or even don’t know, I still get offended. I just want you to see a different point of view.

      • jacob balls | June 27, 2010 at 12:22 am

        wow hannah why didnt you tell us you were a fag

  2. Amy | June 21, 2010 at 1:15 am

    As I’ve said before:

    Look, I don’t care what women do…it’s fine. What I’m tired of is girls doing this to “proove” something. It’s not new, cutting-edge, or whatever else you think it means to grab your crotch, kiss another girl, wear suggestive clothing, or motorboat. It’s been done a billion times before. It makes no sense.

    Also, I understand that “sex sells.” I understand that. However, to whom is she selling sex to? Women? Because no matter what she does, men will not buy her music. Sure, they’ll look at her and comment on sites like this, but they aren’t going to buy her music or go to her concerts because she dresses like a whore.

    And as someone pointed out earlier…she has a moon-face.

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    • classydirtychick | June 21, 2010 at 3:45 am

      hear hear!

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    • Lauren | June 21, 2010 at 4:08 am

      ABSOLUTELY.

      Does she think that the world is only full of cute young boys?!
      She is not only stupid, she is too young too see the effects of her actions

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    • Veronica | June 21, 2010 at 8:18 am

      it’s a desperate attempt to hide the glaring secret that she has very little talent.

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    • GiRL | June 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm

      Well.. sex sells… because maybe girls see guys drooling over her youthful body and think she’s some form of a role model since she gets so much attention from guys. So the guy attention attracts girl attention because they then want to be liker her, listen to her songs because they think they’re fun, and then go to her concert because they are fanatical about her. Its a horrid cycle.

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    • Bliss | June 21, 2010 at 5:31 pm

      Hahah, I totally agree, and I’ve said this before too. I think it’s the marketing ploy where if you dress sexy and become this powerful sex symbol, girls will become envious and want to emulate you even more and somehow it will raise her Star power. But….seriously? She doesn’t even have the musical material to match. She still sounds like a young Disney starlet but now she’s wearing more provocative clothes and singing along to generic Disney songs.. And it’s true, if you look like you’re trying too hard it actually turns most girls off. I personally just think she’s lame, and lacking real musical talent. Her latest release was terrible, boring, same repetitive beat, boring junk. But nice try! I guess.

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    • cc | June 21, 2010 at 6:42 pm

      Yaaaaaaaay. Agreed.

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  3. L | June 21, 2010 at 1:16 am

    And she says she DOESN’T dress like a slut?!

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  4. bitch PLEASE | June 21, 2010 at 1:18 am

    Heh..this bitch has always been hot between the legs..she just couldn’t wait til she got off the Disney channel to SHOW IT. In a few years she’ll have a drug/alcohol problem and wind up just like Lindsay…

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    • Brew | June 21, 2010 at 10:47 am

      Was thinking the same thing, about going down the same course as Lindsay.
      Is there some kind of printed time of Lindsay? With Disney, leaving Disney, music career starting to wane, drugs/alcohol abuse, one bad night away from being like Anna Nicole…
      I’ll bet we can put the same amount of time on Miley, and watch history repeat itself.

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  5. ben | June 21, 2010 at 1:21 am

    FIRST

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    • ha | June 21, 2010 at 1:22 am

      Epic fail.

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      • OH MY | June 21, 2010 at 1:24 am

        stfu blalblablalb!

  6. OH MY | June 21, 2010 at 1:24 am

    I LOVE PANCAKES
    AND STUFF

    YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I LOVE ‘EM
    I’LL EAT ‘EM ALLLLLLL

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    • marshelle | June 24, 2010 at 11:14 pm

      ayeee

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  7. S | June 21, 2010 at 1:28 am

    sooo….who still thinks miley is a virgin? show hands people….nobody? yeah me neither…
    also…miley… we all know you’re a slut, just own it and join the freaking porn industry when you turn 18, i’m sure is what jesus wants from you

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    • Bob | June 21, 2010 at 6:08 am

      Remember how Britney Spears used to claim the same thing, even when she was living with Justin Timberlake? Well…

      http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/04/2008-09-04_britney_spears_lost_her_virginity_when_s-2.html

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    • marshelle | June 24, 2010 at 11:13 pm

      ok so mabye miley is qettinq a little out of hand buht all stars qo throuqh that stupid staqe where they do druqs naked photos or porn. Miley is not a slut just because she wears skimpy clothes if thats the case then your sayinq that beyonce , ciara , nd alot of qood sinqers are slut cause they wear little leotards that only cover the half of their body. Last to brinq jesus in this situation you are stupid for that if you didnt know jesus plans out the way he wants us to live our lives so your basically sayinq that he is stupid for the way miley is so how about you qet some sense live your life and hop off of miley dick : D. Because you are lookinq stupid I think you should stop beinq a BITCH and qrow some FUCKING sense. DUMMY : P

      Oh and p.s. I like the whole outfit so POW at you

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      • sammi | June 29, 2010 at 5:03 pm

        You’re the one looking stupid, using q’s as g’s with your retarded ass. I’m tired of all these dumb ass broads thinkin that shit is hot when it’s not. You are obviously on a low ass level and you need to fall back. Don’t compare Ciara and Beyonce to Miley, they are not children so it’s more acceptable for them to be on that shit unlike her. You probably think you not a ho when you walk outside wearing skimpy clothes yet you wonder why the hell every man you ever touch considers you a jumpoff and not their girl. What I’m gonna need you to do is finish high school, assuming you ain’t dropped out because you got your raggedy ass knocked up. But you know what? I’m not gonna be on that TOO much. Not my fault your mama ain’t raised you to be a classy lady since she a ho herself. Dirty ass bitch, shut the fuck up and go suck some more dick.

        POW at you, with your lame ass.

  8. Mama Pinkus | June 21, 2010 at 1:34 am

    the Jaysus cross necklace is a nice touch for such a slutty outfit

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  9. LOL | June 21, 2010 at 1:45 am

    Image 8: He does not approve.

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  10. Chels | June 21, 2010 at 2:03 am

    OMFG Miley…. wth… cover up, keep em closed, and put your purity ring back on.. thats right, its been noticed, you removed it..
    or maybe it was so you didnt get struck down by lightening with the lying…. hmm, oh so much to ponder… *cough* slutty *cough*

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  11. shine | June 21, 2010 at 2:10 am

    i hate that im about to say this but she looks awefully doable in this pic for miley cyrus and all aw man im going to hell

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  12. kj | June 21, 2010 at 2:16 am

    This whole “look at me, I’m sexy” thing is A. Getting old fast and B. would be more effective if she was actually attractive

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  13. Rachael | June 21, 2010 at 2:42 am

    She’s gorgeous! Beautiful face. I think everyone needs to get over the fact that she’s changed since Hannah Motana. She’s grown up! Shit I was pretty innocent until I turned 14 then it all changed. She’s turning into a woman and she’s an entertainer. I don’t think she’s going to be a “Brittany” all over again. I think she’s pretty grounded.

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    • FrankNfrtr | June 21, 2010 at 9:23 am

      She is under 18, shellacked with heavy cosmetics & dressed like a stripper, yet touted as a role model for young girls.
      Is this what we call “entertainement” now? I guess so.
      Thanks for all the shots of Slutty Cyrus’s evolving muffin top. Ye gods I hate to say it but in some snaps, at certain angles, if I squint my eyes she does look doable. Proof that lots of makeup works for not only transsexuals, but also for moon faced escapees of the Mouse.

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      • Just Me | June 21, 2010 at 7:09 pm

        She’s also in the entertainment industry… in the US. What do you expect?

    • marshelle | June 24, 2010 at 11:18 pm

      Thank you all these people want her to be the same person when Hannah Montana came out we’ll NEWS FLASH she is not. And there are 14 year old qirls out there who are on the street sellinq there self and people are havinq a problem because she is dressing slutty at least she is not actinq slutty.

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      • Blahblahblah | June 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm

        Since when is pole dancing and giving your 40-year-old director a lap dance considered “not acting slutty”? Hmm, guess it depends on your definition of it.

  14. Nero | June 21, 2010 at 2:58 am

    And in some other countries it’s legal to marry 12-year old girls.And!?

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  15. Rhialto | June 21, 2010 at 3:03 am

    Is there a serious sex tourism in Canada as well!? Does anybody know?

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    • Darth | June 21, 2010 at 3:10 am

      The next step is beating baby seals to death.*Evil laughter*

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      • cellphone | June 21, 2010 at 3:28 am

        I got bitten once by a baby seal in my hand.They aren’t that cute.

  16. Nameless | June 21, 2010 at 3:03 am

    Who cares what she’s wearing? She’s no longer the role model of 8 year olds.

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    • missywissy | June 21, 2010 at 8:28 am

      wanna bet?

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  17. tc | June 21, 2010 at 3:46 am

    Do you perchance have any pictures of her cunt.

    I want to see it.

    I want to see what her cunt looks like.

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    • Billy Ray Cyrus | June 21, 2010 at 12:52 pm

      I got ‘em. Just wait a few more months. Lots of hot stuff……will make even more $$$ off my little pop tart.

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  18. classydirtychick | June 21, 2010 at 3:49 am

    And this is the girl who kicked up a fuss not long ago about showing Her BACK!!!!!!!

    - The Annie Leibowitz shoot for Vanity fair..

    And buy back I literally mean her back. Not her bottom, breasts or any other part. Her Back.

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    • FrankNfrtr | June 21, 2010 at 9:26 am

      That was for publicity. Vogue sold more copies because of it.
      Think cynically & with profits in mind & all will be revealed.

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      • Gen | June 21, 2010 at 10:23 am

        Vanity Fair, not Vogue. Vogue is a mildly classy magazine, Vanity Fair is absolute sensationalist dreck. I fucking hate it. Just the thought of Vanity Fair pisses me off.

  19. Stephanie | June 21, 2010 at 4:13 am

    Someone kidnap, rape and kill her already. FUCK.

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    • marshelle | June 24, 2010 at 11:20 pm

      How about you qet kidnap, raped and killed already.

      NEWS FLASH: And if those thinqs did happen people would care more about her than you hahahahhahahahaha

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      • what | June 29, 2010 at 11:44 am

        marshelle, why don’t you stfu and start using g’s instead of q’s. it looks stupid and ghetto. you’re obviously like 16 years old. you don’t make sense.

  20. nikkyraney | June 21, 2010 at 4:28 am

    How does she get away with being so trashy?

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    • marshelle | June 24, 2010 at 11:22 pm

      The sameou qet away with it ; D

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  21. bimbamboing | June 21, 2010 at 4:44 am

    Whether it’s legal or not,i don’t think she’s still a virgin anyway.

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    • Gando | June 21, 2010 at 4:57 am

      Her cherry pop could be probably found in the trash can of a sleazy motel room.

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  22. captain america | June 21, 2010 at 6:06 am

    PROSTITUTE-LOOKALIKES are in canada of all ages.

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  23. Ron | June 21, 2010 at 6:10 am

    Either those pictures are photoshopped to hell, or she starved herself for a week before that appearance.

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  24. yyyyyiiiiiiiii | June 21, 2010 at 6:51 am

    iiiiiiikkkkkkkeeeeeesssss!

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    • valloveshayley | June 24, 2010 at 3:41 pm

      she looks super sluttly here huh

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  25. nictople | June 21, 2010 at 7:05 am

    FISH will you please stop perpetuating the myth that the age of consent in the US is 18. It’s not. In most states the age of consent is 16, a few are 17 or 18.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_USA#State_laws

    And there is no federal law that overrides the state laws when it comes to age of consent:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_USA#United_States

    You could have had Miley long ago in any of a couple dozen states.

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  26. ROUGH? "That guy got an edge. Unbewevable, I never seen anything like it" | June 21, 2010 at 7:22 am

    Who’s giving out these purity rings? I need one of those…..

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  27. Rex Kramer | June 21, 2010 at 7:24 am

    She named her vagina U.S.A. There’s a party in it.

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    • classydirtychick | June 21, 2010 at 8:46 am

      haha!

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    • Bliss | June 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm

      LOLLERSKATES! Hilarious!

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  28. Messy Keyboard | June 21, 2010 at 7:55 am

    All these revealing photos of Miley Cyrus and you still didn’t have the guts to even post a censored version or uncensored version of her upskirt photo… Epic fail!

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  29. Eric | June 21, 2010 at 8:26 am

    I suppose I have to wait until she’s 18 before I can say how much I’d love to snack on her shaved twat until my tongue falls off

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  30. missywissy | June 21, 2010 at 8:27 am

    I don’t get this girl at all. She builds a very young fan base, starts taking sexy photos, takes a sexy photo with her dad, dresses like a whore, dances provacativly with an older man, dances like a whore, and makes music and videos that don’t appeal to anyone with an actual brain. What the fuck is she doing?

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    • GiRL | June 21, 2010 at 3:02 pm

      Degredation of society.

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  31. Ego | June 21, 2010 at 8:30 am

    she needs implants

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  32. Racer X | June 21, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Singing Party in the USA at a Canadian award show?

    /DUMBASS Slore

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    • marshelle | June 24, 2010 at 11:24 pm

      If you didnt know the award people pick the songs they want you to sinq so it wasn’t her choice TRASHY SLUT

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  33. arealcad | June 21, 2010 at 9:10 am

    That moon faced kid is just awkward.
    Instead of eye-popping poses and dance moves, it’s eye rolling.

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  34. Christine | June 21, 2010 at 9:28 am

    I just love the cross necklace she has on. It totally goes with the bondage theme she has going on.

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    • nictople | June 21, 2010 at 10:31 am

      I like how the cross is upside down or sideways in the photos. Christianity, with a really big slant.

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  35. HHB | June 21, 2010 at 9:52 am

    FIRST OFF: I like the new layout ,very nice:)
    HOW FUCKING IGNORANT is THE AUTHOR WHO POSTED THIS? THE LEGAL AGE IS 18 AND 21 TO DRINK FUCKTARD. HOPEFULLY NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR STUPID CLAIMS. AND WE CANDAIANS DID NOT ASK MILEY TO HOST OUR MMVAS OKAY? SHE BEGGED US.

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    • Deacon Jones | June 21, 2010 at 10:20 am

      Sooo, if the legal age is 16 there, is that the age limit for p0rn movies as well??

      hmmm

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  36. Reina | June 21, 2010 at 10:50 am

    Hmm… Amy Winehouse looks good in that Miley pic

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  37. SpaghettiCat | June 21, 2010 at 11:32 am

    This picture makes me feel sorry for this girl :(

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  38. yayo | June 21, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    miley description: ballon head and nasty moustache, body average as best.

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  39. skippy | June 21, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    FIRST!!!!!

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  40. Muchmusic sucks | June 21, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    She’s a manufactured pop tart who is pathetically trying to appeal to an older audience by going britney. Her songs are written by hitmakers like “dr.luke” hence admitting not listening to jay-z in the shitty “party in the u.s.a.”. Muchmusic is just as lame, a television channel that boasted they were different from mtv because they played videos lol!, those days are long gone and letting go of ed the sock because he didn’t test well in focus groups of 14yr old girls goes to prove how lame muchmusic is. Now owned by ctv globemedia a perfect way to brainwash kids across different netwerks sad.

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  41. Gando | June 21, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Nothing to see here,she could be still a virgin.I guess the cherry pop is still covering it all.

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    • bimbamboing | June 21, 2010 at 1:24 pm

      Wrong post?! Bahahahaha!

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  42. bar room hero | June 21, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    M u l l e t s p a w N has most likely been subjected to MK/ Sex kitten programming…

    with Disney and Billy Ray, she never really had a chance…

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  43. Fuxy | June 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    what the hell is a moon face?
    (it seems fitting..)

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    • padlock | June 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm

      a moon face is someone with a round face & miley is the defination of one. She has no angular or any length to her face. Her face makes her appear heavier in weight even though shes not fat.

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  44. GiorgioMoroder | June 21, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    16 is legal in Canada. And yes, she has one helluva moon face.

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  45. Mike Walker | June 21, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Check out pic #9. It looks like a giant schlong sliding into her ass.

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  46. Jess | June 21, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Ummm yeah, I live in Canada and the legal age is NOT 16, it is 18. Writer, you are seriously RETARDED. Do your research before you write a story, jackass.

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  47. Jimbo | June 21, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    I wanna lick her slit. yummy!!

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  48. cc | June 21, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    This makes me feel dirty, but I have to admit this is the first photoset of Miley that makes me think about…well, you know.

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  49. netstarman | June 21, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Wow if she is wearing this ,there is always someone going to say “Think about the children!” She is a Ga Ga whore who is going off to show Vag to anyone who wants to see if it depends on her 15 minute singing career .

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  50. gluebomb | June 21, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    well she dresses like a complete slut in america so who cares she will be forgotten shortly after she turns 18

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