MILEY CYRUS IS DATING A BLACK GUY!

The Superficial / September 20, 2013

Liam Hemsworth has already moved on to Eiza González, so if I’m recalling dating in your 20s protocol right, this is the part where Miley Cyrus fucks the closest dude to her for psychological revenge and convenience. So in this case, that happens to be her “We Can’t Stop” producer Mike WiLL Made It (above) which should be the final straw in alienating the south. They could handle the tongue and the twerking and the wacky tobacky, but miscegenation? That’s a dang ol’ devil teat in Baby Jesus’ mouth.

Photos: Terry’s Diary