Miley Cyrus is Carrying John Mayer’s Baby – Or Is It Batboy’s?!?
Can you tell I’m about to use Star as a source?
A fuller-faced Miley Cyrus was spotted in Hollywood this week leading many to suggest she’s spent way too much time in her dad’s kitchen. Turns out there’s a rational, more plausible solution: John Mayer knocked her up at the Grammys and she’s already showing two days later. I’m on board. Via Hollywood Life:
An eyewitness at the Grammy Awards tells Star, “At one point backstage, Miley was rubbing John’s back and, when he thought no one was looking, he leaned over and kissed her!” Whoa!
Miley’s response to this according to the source? “Miley slapped his butt and told him, ‘You rock!’”
It appears Miley had spent the entire weekend following John around at Grammy parties like “a puppy dog.” John did not seem to mind the attention either and was spotted touching the singer’s neck and face after she grabbed his behind.
All kidding aside, this is clearly a classic case of Miley forgetting she’s supposed to store acorns in her cheeks before the winter not after, which is exactly what happens when you home-school your kids. Also, this.