Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Going To Milk This Engagement Thing

March 26th, 2012 // 42 Comments
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On Friday, rumors that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged started popping up all over the place after she tweeted a photo of her nails that also included her wearing a “diamond” ring out of a gumball machine on her ring finger. Chalking it up to the fact that Friday’s are a goddamn dead zone, I honestly didn’t expect this story to gain any legs, except here’s Miley and Liam at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XVIII over the weekend and she’s still wearing the fucking ring. On top of that, both of their reps refuse to issue a denial, so either they really are engaged, or her people finally woke up one day and went, “Wait a minute, what the hell do you even do anymore?” and “pretends to be engaged with costume jewelry” was the first card pulled out of a hat.

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  1. Randal

    Miley looks so stunning in these photos, a clear indication just how much of a young lady she is becoming. The soft cream colour of her dress goes well with the golden brown colour of her hair. Topped by a friendly smile and a playful sparkle in her eyes, she radiates beauty.

    Randal

  2. JC

    She should really stick with her usual hobo-hillbilly-slut-wear. It helps distract from her chipmunkiness.

  3. I Complain A Lot

    Gotta Admin, I’d hit it

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    Fixed.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/26/Miley_Prize_Yoda-340_453.jpg[/img]

  5. Crispy Anus

    I’d milk her prostate.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I wouldnt mind banging her mom.

    • Jack Ketch

      Do it missionary-style with a bag over her head, and not doggie to spare yourself the sight of those fucking hideous angel-wing tattoos :)

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    Did It All For The Nookie
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    Note to the younger broads, when you go see the old man be sure to rub your tits on him because holy shit the man is old and tits feel awesome.

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    McLovin
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    You want to do what? But I poop from there!

  9. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Engagement Muhammad Ali Celebrity Fight Night
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    You said “milk” and she’s got boobies. Ha!

  10. vandinz

    Those teeth. CAN’T. STOP. STARING.AT.THEM

  11. oldfool

    Poor Champ–has NO idea who these people are.

  12. Like with most women, it’s a way of excusing all the licking, sucking and fucking she’s been doing…what ever it takes to justify her milk mustache!

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    Mike Walker
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    No fucking way I can jack off to this.

  14. LJ

    Note to Jennifer Love Hewitt:
    See, you sleep with the guy for a while, and then just slip one of the three rings on one morning, then a drunken weekend in Las Vegas and “Mission Accomplished”.

  15. El Jefe

    Miley is cute and cool.

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    bernard
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    their kid will be a
    hair-lip, duck-billed ignorammapuss

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    Frank Burns
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    Float like a butterfly
    Sting like a bee
    Got two skanky hillbillies
    Pressing up on me

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    stacy
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    Poor Ali. 2 redneck women on either side and he is unable to fuck them both, at the same time like they want to be.

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    stacy
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    I know, we need to have her constantly sucking things to keep use from seeing her chipmunk teeth. Preferably other womans nipples.

  20. Ben Dover

    I just threw up a little in my mouth

  21. Jack Hannah

    I’m Chip,
    I’m Dale,
    A great sensational corporation
    we are Chip and Daaaaa – aaaaaaale

  22. She can milk an engagement, but you can’t milk a chipmunk.

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    Swearin
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    His eyes say he has no idea who she is or why she’s touching him

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    Sumpilote
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    The greatest of all time looks scared…

  25. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Engagement Muhammad Ali Celebrity Fight Night
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    I wanted to come up with something where Miley thinks she’s at a celebrity roast for Ali, but I just can’t do that to the Champ. I won’t.

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    LALA
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    Wow! She is getting thinner probably scared of losing her man lol

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    Nina
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    She always reminds me of Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus

  28. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Engagement Muhammad Ali Celebrity Fight Night
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    In his head he’s thinking “Back in my hay day, I would have popped these bitches in the plastic and thrown a knife at this other douche, just like Thor.”

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    If the prunes hanging off those boney coat hangers can be called “boobies”…yeah, I guess she got’em.

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    No hips, no thighs, just straight up and down like a cylinder. She’s finally lost enough weight to look like every internet pedophile’s dream boy.

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    Bones in a dress! Yeah I’m sure that’s sexy on some planet somewhere.

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    richie
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    Looks great here – pretty girl.

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    richie
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    very sophisticated look for her

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    bethy
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    If he had any idea what was going on, he would be so pissed.

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