Miley Cyrus Is Acting Out Because Liam’s Getting Too Famous And Might Leave Her. Makes Sense.

If you’re wondering why over the past weeks you’ve seen Miley Cyrus upstage The Hunger Games premiere with her breasts, pretend to be engaged and generally ride around town with her vulva steering a bicycle, it turns out she’s afraid Liam Hemsworth will get too famous and leave her. So at least she’s handling things in a calm, rational manner i.e. random side-yam peep shows. Yee doggie! Hollywood Life reports:

“I think Miley feels insecure about her relationship with Liam right now,” the insider said. “Let’s face it, Liam has a lot on his plate right now. His career is blowing up and he has a promising future, thanks to The Hunger Games and some other impressive projects.”
Not only is The Hunger Games doing exceedingly well in the box office, Liam, 22, is about to start shooting Empire State with Dwayne Johnson and Emma Roberts. Then he’s off to shoot Broken Run with John Singleton AND Arabian Nights with Morgane Slemp, who’s gorgeous.
“Miley is feeling threatened,” our source said, explaining, “When she first met Liam, he was not well known at all. I think she is just crying out for attention and she’s worried she may lose him.”

So basically Miley Cyrus’ plan is to emasculate her boyfriend by reminding him she’ll always be more famous than him because the paparazzi will never stop taking pictures of her Pilates-toned mullet-nooner? Wow, I don’t see how this won’t end in marriage. She should seriously never stop doing this and I’m not just saying that so I don’t have to go back to retail or more importantly sit on toilet that isn’t made from a space age, self-heating velvet. I’ll die first.

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