Miley Cyrus Is Acting Out Because Liam’s Getting Too Famous And Might Leave Her. Makes Sense.

April 13th, 2012 // 45 Comments
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If you’re wondering why over the past weeks you’ve seen Miley Cyrus upstage The Hunger Games premiere with her breasts, pretend to be engaged and generally ride around town with her vulva steering a bicycle, it turns out she’s afraid Liam Hemsworth will get too famous and leave her. So at least she’s handling things in a calm, rational manner i.e. random side-yam peep shows. Yee doggie! Hollywood Life reports:

“I think Miley feels insecure about her relationship with Liam right now,” the insider said. “Let’s face it, Liam has a lot on his plate right now. His career is blowing up and he has a promising future, thanks to The Hunger Games and some other impressive projects.”
Not only is The Hunger Games doing exceedingly well in the box office, Liam, 22, is about to start shooting Empire State with Dwayne Johnson and Emma Roberts. Then he’s off to shoot Broken Run with John Singleton AND Arabian Nights with Morgane Slemp, who’s gorgeous.
“Miley is feeling threatened,” our source said, explaining, “When she first met Liam, he was not well known at all. I think she is just crying out for attention and she’s worried she may lose him.”

So basically Miley Cyrus’ plan is to emasculate her boyfriend by reminding him she’ll always be more famous than him because the paparazzi will never stop taking pictures of her Pilates-toned mullet-nooner? Wow, I don’t see how this won’t end in marriage. She should seriously never stop doing this and I’m not just saying that so I don’t have to go back to retail or more importantly sit on toilet that isn’t made from a space age, self-heating velvet. I’ll die first.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. No matter how hard she tries, she always has an aura of white trash gutter slut about her.

    • mileydiver

      You can take the panties off of white trash, but you can never take the white trash out of the panties….

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    Yipes
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    No thanks, I had pancakes for breakfast.

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    Frank Burns
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    fail.

  4. JC

    Sources close to Miley have assured her that acting batshit will in no way alienate Liam, and there’s absolutely no chance this will backfire, turning her into a less-well-endowed hillbilly version of Jennifer Love Hewitt. “Look for more Twitter pics featuring several fake engagement rings,” said a friend.

    • Radomir

      Appears Billy Ray Cyrus was more of the driving force benihd the invitation for families of US troops to participate in the filming of Hanna Montana, starring Miley. Giving the children an opportunity to tape greetings to their deployed mother and father was a pleasant gesture.

  5. Bonky

    I think Miley is just feeling very sexual and that’s a beatiful thing. Shame on all of you who would stifle a young womans intense sexual desires.

  6. Anna

    “….. because the paparazzi will never stop taking pictures of her Pilates-toned mullet-nooner? ”

    I love you so much it’s getting stupid.

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    Oogidyboogidy
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    Luke: “Over there, it’s heading towards that small moon!”
    Obi-wan: “….that’s no moon.”

  8. EricLr

    You know, the first things I look for in a long-term significant other are:

    a) Batshit-crazy narcissism
    b) Obsessive insecurity
    c) Willingness to show the world your baby-hole and milk pillows for attention

    So if he dumps you, give me a call, girl.

  9. dooood

    keep makin with the felatio and he’ll stick around

  10. elephantman

    She looks EFFing retarded!

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    Slick
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    C9 by Champion, sold exclusively at Target.. It’s good to see our little millionaire is still sensible.

  12. Roman

    I hate relationships, so I hope Liam fucks Jennifer Lawrence and ruins her relationship. That way they will all be single and ready to mingle.

  13. I’m pretty much against plastic surgery but after seeing these pics of her behind, wheel her into an OR and get ass implants in, STAT!! Hoooooo-fa.

  14. gregg

    miley is so ugly

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    Mr. Honest
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    She can’t spring for Nike??

  16. Dick Hell

    That hairstyle requires a bone, dammit! I hate the way these kids do everything half-assed.

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    Ismoss
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    Always wondered what was off with her. Something with her body just seemed to be a little weird looking. Now I see it, its her shoulders. WTF is wrong with them?

    • White Bull

      You’re right. Her shoulders are too wide. It’s like she’s always wearing shoulder pads. But her head and shoulders both are out of proportion to the rest of her body.

    • drea

      She carries her shoulder too high up, it’s almost like she doesn’t have a neck sometimes. The width looks ok to me though.

  18. smadgie

    Dear Liam,
    Scrape it off…get rid of that useless skank now!!! This is a preview of you future with that useless whore. Like I said…scrape it off.

  19. I’ll have the all-you-can-eat clam and side-yam combo. And a Diet Coke.

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    Grand Poobah
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    sperm stains?

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    Grand Poobah
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    very skankadelic!

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    Grand Poobah
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    was Hannah just fucking in a Montana?

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    Tillman
    Commented on this photo:

    This blue screen shot will save the media millions of dollars a year.

  24. Elly Mae

    Fat faced hillbilly y’all

  25. Will this bitch ever just go away or am I stuck with her for the rest of my life. She is like herpes. Christ.

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    Iknowit
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    I stick my little friend inside hairy boys’s assholes, so I wouldn’t mind hitting Miley’s hairless little turd cutter. A hole is a hole.

  27. Miley, if you to really make him mad, release a sex tape of you and Emily Osment lezzing out. Tila Tequila style.

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    I Need to eat it says
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    I need to eat it.

  29. White Bull

    If she really wants to keep Liam she should embrace her inner chipmunk and stuff as much of Liam’s nuts in her mouth as possible.

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    White Bull
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    Look at the paparazzi. Getting rich is one thing. Getting famous… nahhh. Even if most are there because she tipped them off.

  31. Anon

    Small dogs like this don’t like competition with their owners. Soon she’ll be chewing up his favorite things or pooping in his closet.

  32. Brad Hallston

    Phasers set to I’d Still Eat Her Asshole

  33. phi

    jesus christ guys she’s still a person

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