Miley Cyrus Is A Totally Mature Artist, You Guys

May 2nd, 2013 // 78 Comments
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In case your radar somehow missed her barely covered squirrel pelt yesterday, Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine‘s Summer 2013 issue. Her interview, alongside Pharrell Williams who’s producing her new record, is about as navel-gazing as it gets as long as something like gauging one’s emotional development based on fashion and Twitter replies counts as such. I pulled some quotes until my eyes rolled so hard I puked into a Birkin bag because “I get it.”


On that thing I said about Twitter because, no really, that wasn’t an exaggeration at all:
MC It’s actually funny. He wrote something about how ‘Miley should kill her barber for what he did to her.’ And I was like, “Nothing can match what God already did to your face. By the way, I love your music. Smiley face.”

PW The balls! The ovaries! The sophistication to end it with, “But I love your music. Smiley face”? I was telling people, “Told y’all. She’s different.”

On calling Pharrell after the mold-shattering decision to cut her hair exactly like Pink did years ago:
Maybe two weeks later, he was the first person I called as soon as I pulled my bun up and [hairstylist Chris McMillan] went like this [makes snipping motion]. He was the only person I wanted to call, because I wanted him to know that I’m not fucking around with what I’m saying. I’m going to change, I’m going to be different, I’m going to do what I want to do. I chopped my hair and bought a pair of Docs and never looked back.

Even more about Twitter and how gaining followers is now equivalent to personal growth:
PW This is a 20-year-old. Do you hear all of this awareness? I kept saying to her, “Your view of yourself, your view of the world, is so accurate. Start to embrace it now so you can be great when you’re in your 30s. Right now you’re really, really good, and you’re super-advanced, but don’t be one of those girls who had everything you needed at a young age but because you were distracted by all of the peripheral bullshit you burn out at 25 or 30 or whatever. Embrace this power of yours.” It’s been a year, and I’ve seen a complete difference. When I first met her, she had 5.6 or 5.7 million Twitter followers. You look now and she’s at 11.3 or 11.4.

On how a Moschino logo belt defines her as a person and also represents the change in culture at large:
MC That’s what’s crazy. I felt like I always got it. I would always secretly keep my shit for around the house. Now I’m like, Fuck it. It’s not about the girly-girl shit anymore, the pop shit. Times are changing, music is changing, fashion is changing. It’s all changing. 

Look, I’m aware that it’s a fashion mag, so they’re going to talk about clothes, but the rest of this horseshit is exactly the kind of zero substance personality defining of what passes for musicians now. Isn’t it funny how obsession with physicality and social media get associated with signs of insanity when there’s nobody encouraging it so they can profit from album sales? Wait, did I just backhandedly defend Amanda Bynes? dives into traffic

Photo: V Magazine

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  1. dirtdog

    ugly

  2. serimode

    Oh well, if she went and bought some Docs, she MUST be an awesomely cool person. *rolls eyes so hard, they fall out of head, keep rolling down hallway and bounce down the stairs”

  3. Dear Pop Culture: Please stop pointing that butch little lesbian’s vagina at me. Some do, but this one just isn’t working for me. It had might as well be a bag of Cheetos: not my taste, and I have a feeling it would leave orange stains on my fingers. So please, move on.

    msctex

  4. I can’t get past that moon-pie face. Not ugly … just not attractive. Doesn’t go with the body at all. Ugh.

  5. I always get a kick out of people that want to be “different” so they follow the well trodden path of shaving at least part of your head and buying doc martens and imagine that it’s some sort of unique non-mainstream thing. I’m edgy, yo.

  6. Weeblo

    Daddy wears black underwears?

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    Billy Ray
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    yeah, good ol’ Miley is a mature, serious artist… is that why she has pink hair?

  8. Ben Dover

    Shes got a rockin body to bad she makes herself so fuckin ugly

  9. Who are photos like this for? I honestly don’t understand. Does someone buy magazines to see photos of vapid young women trying to validate their existence?

    At least Farrah Abraham DID something in front of the camera.

  10. SocialCo

    I sprained both my eyes, I rolled them so damn hard. “She’s so aware of herself, the world, her world view..” It’s hard not to be aware of oneself when one’s image is the end all be all of one’s existence. FUCK THAT NOISE.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Don and I would hit it, right Don?

  12. CrashHell

    White Trash…Never Forget…

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    jennifer
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    justin beiber?

  14. Martin

    needs to get over herself and get a good fuck and don’t call her white trash . jealousy is a waste . She is no trashier then most if they had the money and famous parents

    • CrashHell

      She may have money and famous parents, but those parents are Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus. Lets see here:

      A dad with two first names = trash
      a dad with a mullet = trash
      a mom who slept with a member of Poison = trash

      …what else here? Hmmm:
      sleevless shirts with no bra = check
      jean short shorts with combat boots = check
      incomprehensible random tatoos = check
      animal print or camo print clothing = check

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    Andrew
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    Oh yeah baby, love the tight briefs with a hint of a bulge, the jacket, the short haircut that spells trouble..holy shit, I think I might be gay.

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    Louie
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    I’ll break that skinny ass in 2!

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    Billy Ray
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    I’d tap that.

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    Gin&Tonic
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    she’s ridiculous but hot, i’d tap it.

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    whathappened
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    not sexy. shes a pink wanna bee now.

  20. Sandoucheky

    Pharrell is such a moron. I love his beats (most of the time), but what a dumb douchebag he is here.

  21. foreverfugly

    Late bloomer. Most kids have this shit figured out in middle school.

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    Mike Hunt
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    looks the product of a guy fucking a parrot in a walmart

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    lily
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    that face is hideous

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    try hard with a chipmunk face. nice body though

  25. Cock Dr

    For this particular equation fiercely fit does NOT equal fabulously feminine & pretty.
    It’s a nasty word but she does look very deliberately dykish. She ain’t in college but she is of college age…now that she’s lost the bf maybe it’s time to get that bi-curiosity satisfied.

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    Cock Dr
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    It’s never too early to start planning your Halloween pumpkin face design especially when you have inspiration like this.

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    Jared Leto looks like shit

  28. I know fathers day is coming up, but isn’t this a bit much for her to give her dad these pics for fathers day?

  29. When she farts does it smell like bad SpaghettiOs.

  30. WTF? Miley Cyrus is over the top. PIC #4 is crazy, check all out!!: http://bit.ly/12omMQc

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    KingDoosher
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    Generic weirdo. There are fifty hotter chicks walking down my street headed to the grocery store right now. And they are all over 40.
    Talentless hee-haw bumpkin nobody.

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    Joe Mahma
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    meh

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    MrG
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    She is so much beyond a butterface. She’s like a holy-fucking-shitter face…

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    The wedgie is a fashion thing now?

  35. chicka

    WTF? is her hair purple now? half naked, towing her camel?? do I really need to see this? who is she again??

    U. G. H.

  36. She’s been giving me secondhand embarrassment. I’m glad I wasn’t famous during my weird fashion phases.

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    She’s looking really fucking sexy these days.

  38. Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
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    Nice.

  39. Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
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    Why does she ever bother to cover her tits for photo shoots, when every time we see her she’s wearing a see through shirt with no bra?

  40. Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
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    You want to be edgy, Miley? Do that in white underwear with a better camera and a closer shot.

  41. Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
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    So, this make up was put on by one of those men/women who hates women. Right? Amirite? Oh, and Miley… fuck off, bitch. OK? Just fuck. off.

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    er. mah. gerd.

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    Neal
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    If she pulls those pants any tighter she’s going end up with an Achy Breaky Clit

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    justsayin
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    those look like Phillips’ ( from Survivor) Underwear!

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    RichPort
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    It must be great to maintain the same figure as when you were 11…

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    tlmck
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    Put a bag over the head and lose the tat and you might have something there.

  47. Dina

    The way she uses curse words reminds me of a teenager. She doesn’t know how to use them and its like shes saying them in order to sound mature and “cool”.

    I know you think you’re some hot shit bad bitch now, but Hannah Montana still had new episodes like 2 years ago. Get off your high horse little girl, we all know you’re a poser.

  48. Captain Jerk

    Ugly face

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    Sue
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    Next is Playboy,lol.

  50. YTBOY

    WOW WOW WOW!!! SHE IS FREAKING HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

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