Miley Cyrus Is A Debbil Worshipper!

The Superficial | March 6, 2012 - 10:31 am

A few days ago, Miley Cyrus casually tweeted the following quote from theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss and called it “beautiful” which has since pissed off a shitload of her fans who apparently still think she’s a sweet, innocent sober, country bumpkin unmolested by the Satanic lure of Hollywood a.k.a. dick cakes:

The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements – the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution – weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.

Of course, the simple explanation here is Miley Cyrus smokes tons of weed now and probably has no fucking clue what she just tweeted. Case in point: She wrote this next:

God I LOVE Kid Rock. Bawitdaba.

So before everyone launches into a tangent praising or attacking Miley Cyrus for supposedly realizing religion is made-up horseshit remember two words: Kid Rock. She loves Kid Rock.

Say no to drugs.

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