Miley Cyrus Is A Debbil Worshipper!

March 6th, 2012 // 51 Comments
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A few days ago, Miley Cyrus casually tweeted the following quote from theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss and called it “beautiful” which has since pissed off a shitload of her fans who apparently still think she’s a sweet, innocent sober, country bumpkin unmolested by the Satanic lure of Hollywood a.k.a. dick cakes:

The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements – the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution – weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.

Of course, the simple explanation here is Miley Cyrus smokes tons of weed now and probably has no fucking clue what she just tweeted. Case in point: She wrote this next:

God I LOVE Kid Rock. Bawitdaba.

So before everyone launches into a tangent praising or attacking Miley Cyrus for supposedly realizing religion is made-up horseshit remember two words: Kid Rock. She loves Kid Rock.

Say no to drugs.

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  1. Frank Burns

    “She hates Jesus as much as the Dixie Chicks hate America!” – helpful phrase from Dr. Frank Burns, U.S. Department of Hyperbole and Hysterical Overreactions.

  2. I haven’t seen glasses like that since Metalocalypse.

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    flabbergast
    Commented on this photo:

    talk junk all you want… I’d nail her without hesitation

  4. Randal

    Miley, you’re the true star.

    Randal

  5. NC

    Of course if you assume she was baked at the time, then the Krauss and Kid Rock tweets make perfect sense…

  6. NC

    “Whoa, dude, we’re all made of stars! Whoa, dude, I love Kid Rock!”

    • D

      For the love of god, she’s a teenage girl. What the fuck do you people expect?

      • LaceyQ

        Then maybe she should have stayed a regular teenage girl. If she wanted to be normal then why did she audition for Hannah Montana? Why did she want everyone to know her name? When you’re famous you should learn to keep your mouth shut. The whole world doesn’t need to know your every waking thought! She’s stupid ever since she was 15 she has done things to push her fans away!! Sexy picture after sexy picture, Apology after apology, and always saying stupid stuff that’s bound to offend someone. Why can’t this idiot get it. Just shut up and tell your friends/family your thoughts not the world. DUH?

      • Sara C

        I’m a teenage girl and I resent that. I don’t like Miley Cyrus, But she’s right about the stars and the beauty of it. Other than the fact that she carries herself in a tasteless way, if she supports Science and can bring it into the mainstream for all of the other whippersnappers to appreciate, then I can support that.

  7. Moby

    Bitch heard my song!

  8. She added, “And just think if our whole solar system was, like, one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be one little tiny universe.”

  9. ktulu

    The Fish circa age 8 “No, no daddy don’t hit me again for taking the Lord’s name in vain. Some day I’m gonna have a celebrity blog and use every fucking post to bitch about religion even though nobody gives a fuck about my opinion.”

    • El Jefe

      Correct me if I am wrong, but you kind of seem to do so he has at least one person that cares.

      • I agree with the chief there. You don’t have to come to this site. But the fact that you do show up and make a comment assures us all that you care deeply for Fish.

  10. pretty vacant

    groovy man.

  11. I can’t wait for the next TED debate featuring Lawrence Krauss and Kid Rock, with Neil DeGrasse Tyson moderating.

  12. Richard McBeef

    I’m sure it’s easier to cope when you think of it as just stardust touching stardust, even if it’s your dad’s stardust touching your stardust.

  13. steve canyon

    don’t bet on this SK*NK.
    unless you wanna be broke.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, ultimately she is right. Weed or no weed. Song linked with voice over by Carl Sagan explains. http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_12425041

  15. Clearly

    Her Hollywood boyfriend has a stranglehold on her creative process, which is why her record sales have been low.

    • Schmidtler

      are you sure it doesn’t also have something to do with the fact people have figured out she sucks?

  16. King Diamond

    Whats with those ugly ass sun glasses and stupid outfits? Every time I see her. She reminds me of cheese.

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    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY DO I HAVE TO SIGN IN WITH MY NAME AND E-MAIL EVERY DAY WHEN I WANT TO COMMENT. THIS IS BECOMING TIRESOME.

  18. Kikidee

    Bu-but does this mean that all those cute, vegetable-loving dinosaurs like T-Rex and raptors were NOT in the garden of Eden at the the same time as Adam and Eve and that the sun does not revolve around Earth? Jesus wept, probably with laughter when he read this. Please take the Lords’s name in vain whenever you feel like it, Fish.

    • Schmidtler

      holy shit – do you mean that every last goddamned word in the fucking bible isn’t 100% literally true?!?!?! Wow! that’s quite a discovery there kikidee – you should write a book or something, because I bet you’re the first person to ever consider that possibility! I’m sure the hundreds of millions of Christians all over the world will renounce their faith because every last fucking word of the bible is not literally accurate! whoda thunk maybe it was written as parables, stories intended to teach moral lessons, and not actually a historical account of anything? yes, all religion is bunk, and we should all forget thousands of years of every last fucking civilization that ever walked the earth universally believing in a higher power because kikidee has uncovered the ugly truth that the bible was not written as an accurate historical account!!!
      wow, thank you kikidee for enlightening us – I don’t know how all the generations before you muddled through their lives without the stunning insights you provided us on the great mysteries of the universe!

  19. Amanda Bynes Crotch

    Actually, by coming to this website, Clicking on the link to this story, Reading “The Fish” Comments about it, then scrolling all the way down, finding the comment box, bothing to enter a not so clever JEW response bashing his PERSONAL OPINION, which he is ENTITLED TO… you sir CARE. Good day

    I SAID GOOD DAY!

  20. Multi Celled Organism

    Those crazy Hipsters, always talking about God as if he didn’t exist.

  21. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    In the same book Krauss ‘explains’ cosmic inflation as the same thing as when you take a cold beer out of the fridge and it turns to ice and explodes. Not in my multiverse.

  22. I just checked my label… turns out I’m only 65% stardust with 32% penis and 3% acrylic.

  23. imabrat

    What a country bumpkin airhead.

  24. sc4play

    The sad thing is that Lawrence Krauss probably came up with that horsehit while working on a government grant of some sort.

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    BeBo Wobbley
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunately, Miley Cyrus is obviously a whole lot smarter than the Fish and better educated about the world as a whole…Frankly Fish, I think you and Photoboy are just jealous that she is banging Liam and you two aren’t….Yes, I just called you both Gay Blades…

  26. Speaking of physics, she looks like she’s on her way to watch a nuclear test.

  27. herbiefrog

    thnx f coverin’ up sweetheart : )

    you’re doin’ fine so go help the animals

    but understand the problem ?

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    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! “Bawitdaba” spelled backwards is abadtiwab! Everyone knows that’s pig-latin for “Gimme Fruitie Pebbles!”

  29. terminator

    It could be just a publicity stunt.

  30. Herman Bumfudle

    you should probably read the book of isaiah. cause in revelations it is jesus who turns the devil loose upon man kind.

  31. Aggie

    “…the most poetic thing I know about physics” Oh Miley, do you really expect us to believe you know more than one thing about physics?

    But really, she’s turned into a much more likeable adult than I would’ve ever thought possible.

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    R.
    Commented on this photo:

    hell im better looking than liam bebo lol

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