Earlier in the week, rumors started that Miley Cyrus‘ family was planning an intervention before she turns into Britney Spears who fortunately lacks the wherewithal to know she’s how we measure batshit now. Anyway, Miley’s rep has called the rumors “ridiculous” which is true because her family’s dumb but not dumb enough to derail the gravy train. Also, as you can see by these photos, she’s merely going through a phase where she does a lot of drugs and acts all crazy while being a threat to herself and others. There’s nothing to worry about.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
She looks wild!!
“Anarchy and stuff, y’all!”
Appears she’s trying to be Taylor Momsen Light … besides, she’s what? 19? 20? Has money coming out of every pore in her body? When I was 20 I was drinking and doing drugs and fucking every woman with a vagina that had a pulse attached to a couple of breasts. It’s part of growing up and having fun…
This isn’t about you. (Jeez, there’s always one dude like this).
What a catch you are.
i don’t know if you’re aware, but the fact that you feel the need to brag about that on the comments section of a gossip website is really just advertising your tiny dick.
“This is my hair ! There are many like it, but this one is mine !”
She can have it. It looks like a badly bleached janitor’s mop died on her head. I can’t wait for the roots to start showing.
Pat Benetard
I would like to intervene with my penis.
her face is unfortunate looking.
She’s too young to look like Sharon Stone. *sigh*
I can’t remember if she was Cagney or Lacey, but I do like her on “Burn Notice.”
Nice!
(She was Cagney. ;) )
Nice reference. I love Burn Notice.
There are 5-10 great Hillbilly captions in this photo alone.
You went full retard Miley… never go full retarded. You don’t buy that, just ask Sean Penn.
she’s clearly not on drugs, she’s just trying to get all the ‘possum lurve juice out of her hair
The mannequin of David Bowie is not impressed.
by intervention you clearly mean ass eating? fine, i’ll do it…
Time to get those Chiclets fixed, hun.
Meh; leave her be….. Just part of growing up. I’m just going to take a minute and move her up a few notches on my dead pool just in case…………..
A few more tattoos and she’ll fit right in with the other meth cookers in her trailer park. BFF you guys!
I’m pretty sure daddy stopped telling her what to do somewhere around the time one of her singles outsold “Ackey Breaky Heart.” Since then it’s been “Ice Cream for breakfast? Let your boyfriend live in your room? Look the other way while you snort coke off the living room table? Sure, honey, whatever you want.”
You summed it up perfectly. Nobody has any control of this woman. It’s been that way for a long time.
Is it just me or does kim always look like an alien on steroids. I’d rather read about annnnyone else. Thanks ;-)
More bleach…more tattoos….more penis cake…more big ole pumpkinhead bong hits ….just no more “acting” or “singing” please.
She’s with that pussy ass douchebag again. OK, they are fucking. Liam, this is your Get Out of Miley Free card!
I think he is gay. Just saying but I think she is eating Evan Rachel Wood pussy so they’re a match made in heaven. Liam needs to run fast. He has such talent and actual talent. GET OUT LIAM RUN!!
Talent … *and* actual talent.
We, the fans, should be firm about this. No interventions until we get at least a half-dozen beaver shots and assorted nip-slips. After all, we have to get *something* out of this. Because I mean, what else is there? Her “music”? HAH!!
I agree! Apart from the ‘We, her fans’ part.
“Fans” is a loose term. I’m also a “fan”. I’ve never heard any of her songs or seen any of her movies/tv shows. I like her cause she’s a sexy young woman and it’s only a matter of time before I get to see her naked.
THIS
She looks like Boomhower.
I’m pretty sure she does the voice, also.
That’s probably her BFF dealer, whose sexuality is a bit ambiguous.
This guy is her bad drug. It’s not good for her but she can’t stop. This ought to be interesting.
Please be bath salts and please eat a face!
That chipmunk is rabid…time to put her down.
Not before a sex tape!
Before, after… whatevs.
I just blew a possum. Daddy always said they were filling if you got hungry.
No intervention needed. She’s just an attention whore trying to be something she isn’t.
Ok, we get it, She is trying to break the Disney mold She is trying to be edgy. We get that. Realistically she sucks no matter what she does.
“…. she’s merely going through a phase where she does a lot of drugs and acts all crazy while being a threat to herself and others.”
she’s merely going through a phase where she wants everyone to THINK she’s doing lots of drugs and acts all crazy while trying to stay relevant without actually doing anything. She doesn’t have the balls to go full Britney.
I doubt Britney planned to go crazy. It just sort of happened.
“Um–’scuse me? I look lahk a buck-toothed whut now?”
Hedgehog.
“Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk’ll…”
Maybe she’s an idiot?
Yeah, I’d fuck that angry lesbian
Looks like she used to much of Liam’s “mousse.”
There’s Something About Miley….
It isn’t talent that is for sure.
here’s the problem, miley. most cab drivers in nyc are muslim. muslims love little boys. you’re not a little boy, and that gives them sexual problems. they have all kinds of sexual problems, its in their religion.
next time you want to hail a cab in nyc, find a little boy in a dress.
if you find a little boy in a dress and he’s wearing a fancy little hat, the muslim cab drivers will think he’s a virgin. they love that!
She has to hit rock bottom before she’ll get better. Care for some rum ‘n butt-sex, Miley?
Love,
Dad
From the upcoming Lifetime Network movie, “Ellen DeGeneres: The Younger Years”
Looks like next years harvest will be even better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8WCXrKiiU
Good god but she’s ugly.
A Flock of Seagulls
The Legend of Boggy Creek. That’s where I’ve seen her.
Seriously she doesn’t know what all to do with herself, is she too stupid for college?
This is no place for rhetorical questions.
I agree because most of her peers are going to college I think Emily Osment is in school now and also she is working on stuff. WTF happened to Miley. To much too soon? dunno.
All I can think of here is Flock of Seagulls, but without the cool and the talent. And I just have to say that that is just a really bad haircut. Where did she go? Great Clips?
Manly Cyrus.