Miley Cyrus Needs An Intervention? Says Who?

August 24th, 2012 // 102 Comments
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Earlier in the week, rumors started that Miley Cyrus‘ family was planning an intervention before she turns into Britney Spears who fortunately lacks the wherewithal to know she’s how we measure batshit now. Anyway, Miley’s rep has called the rumors “ridiculous” which is true because her family’s dumb but not dumb enough to derail the gravy train. Also, as you can see by these photos, she’s merely going through a phase where she does a lot of drugs and acts all crazy while being a threat to herself and others. There’s nothing to worry about.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. YTBOY

    She looks wild!!

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    JC
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    “Anarchy and stuff, y’all!”

  3. Appears she’s trying to be Taylor Momsen Light … besides, she’s what? 19? 20? Has money coming out of every pore in her body? When I was 20 I was drinking and doing drugs and fucking every woman with a vagina that had a pulse attached to a couple of breasts. It’s part of growing up and having fun…

  4. DeucePickle

    “This is my hair ! There are many like it, but this one is mine !”

  5. kelly

    I would like to intervene with my penis.

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    mrsmass
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    her face is unfortunate looking.

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    Guesty
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    She’s too young to look like Sharon Stone. *sigh*

  8. Miley Cyrus Haircut Drugged Out
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t remember if she was Cagney or Lacey, but I do like her on “Burn Notice.”

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    Buddy The Elf
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    There are 5-10 great Hillbilly captions in this photo alone.

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    lost
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s clearly not on drugs, she’s just trying to get all the ‘possum lurve juice out of her hair

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    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    The mannequin of David Bowie is not impressed.

  12. by intervention you clearly mean ass eating? fine, i’ll do it…

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Time to get those Chiclets fixed, hun.

  14. WhiskeyDust

    Meh; leave her be….. Just part of growing up. I’m just going to take a minute and move her up a few notches on my dead pool just in case…………..

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    cuddles
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    A few more tattoos and she’ll fit right in with the other meth cookers in her trailer park. BFF you guys!

  16. EricLr

    I’m pretty sure daddy stopped telling her what to do somewhere around the time one of her singles outsold “Ackey Breaky Heart.” Since then it’s been “Ice Cream for breakfast? Let your boyfriend live in your room? Look the other way while you snort coke off the living room table? Sure, honey, whatever you want.”

  17. perezluvR

    Is it just me or does kim always look like an alien on steroids. I’d rather read about annnnyone else. Thanks ;-)

  18. Cock Dr

    More bleach…more tattoos….more penis cake…more big ole pumpkinhead bong hits ….just no more “acting” or “singing” please.

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    Inner Retard
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    She’s with that pussy ass douchebag again. OK, they are fucking. Liam, this is your Get Out of Miley Free card!

  20. We, the fans, should be firm about this. No interventions until we get at least a half-dozen beaver shots and assorted nip-slips. After all, we have to get *something* out of this. Because I mean, what else is there? Her “music”? HAH!!

    • Sheppy

      I agree! Apart from the ‘We, her fans’ part.

      • “Fans” is a loose term. I’m also a “fan”. I’ve never heard any of her songs or seen any of her movies/tv shows. I like her cause she’s a sexy young woman and it’s only a matter of time before I get to see her naked.

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    Bee
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS

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    Bee
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    She looks like Boomhower.

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s probably her BFF dealer, whose sexuality is a bit ambiguous.

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    Beaver Underground
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    This guy is her bad drug. It’s not good for her but she can’t stop. This ought to be interesting.

  25. Please be bath salts and please eat a face!

  26. That chipmunk is rabid…time to put her down.

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    Video Bastard
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    I just blew a possum. Daddy always said they were filling if you got hungry.

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    jesse
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    No intervention needed. She’s just an attention whore trying to be something she isn’t.

  29. terry

    Ok, we get it, She is trying to break the Disney mold She is trying to be edgy. We get that. Realistically she sucks no matter what she does.

  30. your mom

    “…. she’s merely going through a phase where she does a lot of drugs and acts all crazy while being a threat to herself and others.”

    she’s merely going through a phase where she wants everyone to THINK she’s doing lots of drugs and acts all crazy while trying to stay relevant without actually doing anything. She doesn’t have the balls to go full Britney.

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um–’scuse me? I look lahk a buck-toothed whut now?”

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Hedgehog.

  33. Miley Cyrus Haircut Drugged Out
    Commented on this photo:

    “Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk’ll…”

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    catapostrophe
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    Maybe she’s an idiot?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yeah, I’d fuck that angry lesbian

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    PeopleSuck
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    Looks like she used to much of Liam’s “mousse.”

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    PeopleSuck
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s Something About Miley….

  38. Herman Bumfudle

    here’s the problem, miley. most cab drivers in nyc are muslim. muslims love little boys. you’re not a little boy, and that gives them sexual problems. they have all kinds of sexual problems, its in their religion.

  39. Herman Bumfudle

    next time you want to hail a cab in nyc, find a little boy in a dress.

  40. Herman Bumfudle

    if you find a little boy in a dress and he’s wearing a fancy little hat, the muslim cab drivers will think he’s a virgin. they love that!

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    CK
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    She has to hit rock bottom before she’ll get better. Care for some rum ‘n butt-sex, Miley?

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    From the upcoming Lifetime Network movie, “Ellen DeGeneres: The Younger Years”

  43. Carl Hanratty

    Looks like next years harvest will be even better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8WCXrKiiU

  44. Carolyn

    Good god but she’s ugly.

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    Patch
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    A Flock of Seagulls

  46. The Legend of Boggy Creek. That’s where I’ve seen her.

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    ilivedinpompeii
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    Seriously she doesn’t know what all to do with herself, is she too stupid for college?

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    lori
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    All I can think of here is Flock of Seagulls, but without the cool and the talent. And I just have to say that that is just a really bad haircut. Where did she go? Great Clips?

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