Miley Cyrus Needs An Intervention? Says Who?

Earlier in the week, rumors started that Miley Cyrus’ family was planning an intervention before she turns into Britney Spears who fortunately lacks the wherewithal to know she’s how we measure batshit now. Anyway, Miley’s rep has called the rumors “ridiculous” which is true because her family’s dumb but not dumb enough to derail the gravy train. Also, as you can see by these photos, she’s merely going through a phase where she does a lot of drugs and acts all crazy while being a threat to herself and others. There’s nothing to worry about.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News