After deciding to use award shows honoring the selfless acts of others as an excuse to go on a weekend-long tit parade, rumors began circulating that Miley Cyrus has breast implants prompting her to set the record straight on Twitter:
Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they’d realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!
And if there’s anyone who knows how to be authentic it’s Hannah Montana’s secret identity the millionaire closet stoner dedicating songs to Occupy Wall Street. Her spittoon done runneth over with truth.