Dammit, Who Taught Miley Cyrus How To Make Illuminati Hand Symbols?

March 19th, 2014 // 38 Comments

Because apparently her labia hasn’t broke the Internet enough, here’s Miley Cyrus making Illuminati hand symbols while standing in front of the Brunswig Mausoleum in New Orleans. So before everyone freaks the fuck out, let me make something abundantly clear: There is no Illuminati. Just like Jesus, Superman, the Easter Bunny, Tila Tequila, it’s all make-believe. Sort of like how we only exist in the mind of Jenny McCarthy‘s son whenever he stares at a snow globe. (Enjoy that earthquake the other day? He can reach the mantle.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Brian

    There was an earthquake? I live a half hour east of LA and I didn’t notice a damn thing.

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    She’s been a member of the Illuminati since she was 14 years old. How do I know this? The image of Jesus in my morning toast told me so.

  3. richie

    Why do you keep putting on yahoo she is nothing but a piece of trash.

  4. The Director

    There is no Illuminati.

  5. FALSE FLAG! or something. I’m not that kind of crazy so I don’t know the lingo.

  6. JungleRed

    That’s not an illuminati sign. She’s conceptualizing her vagina next to a Sphinx. Expect to see it in her next video.

  7. She looks like a complete idiot.

  8. She is just preparing to give someone the Diamond Cutter. Duh.

  9. “Ah gots a gapper on me this big!”

  10. aj

    She’s a weapon of mass distraction. Here we are looking at her shit while our healthcare and economy are crumbling.

    Watch Korn : Spike in my Veins video

    You’ll see what I mean.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcACvjXuclA

  11. hater of those shorts

    those ugly ass jean shorts need to be sent back to the 80′s. GROSS.

  12. Thanks for that! Now the rest of my day will be consumed by trying to find old episodes of St. Elsewhere. Denzil Washington???? who knew!

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    No skin? No tongue? Perhaps there really IS an Illuminati!

  14. Dox

    Right. Miley Cyrus is illumanti….

    And Im a shape shifting reptilian alien, on a secret mission to subjugate the entire human species using only a toilet roll, and seven paper clips.

  15. we’ve got Obama to thank for this.

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    Gustav Tranquil
    Commented on this photo:

    Guessing game- how many fingers can you fit in my vagina

  17. …i’m sorry, i can’t help it, this crazy lil’ skank is slowly winning me over.

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    christine
    Commented on this photo:

    My proudest moment as a New Orleanian was when her tour bus caught on fire on her way here. My voodoo doll worked!!!

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    Stupid Miley, that’s not how you goatse.

  20. amanda

    Wow, that’s super-impressive how you’ve managed to debunk hundreds of years of history by officially claiming that the illuminati doesn’t exist. Thanks for clearing that up for us, random gossip sight with no credentials!

  21. Miley Cyrus Illuminati Hand Symbols Brunswig Mausoleum
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    Lucien Brunswig, who is spending all eternity in the style of the Pharaohs, was the head of a large wholesale drug firm.

    So that’s why Miley is visiting.

    Also, anyone who can skim millions of dollar by flashing their thighs belongs with the Illuminati. It hasn’t worked for me!

  22. William

    WIth the outfit and sunglasses, its very Jane Mancini, Season 1 of Melrose Place

  23. Dude

    “There are no Illuminati”….

    I’ve got friends in Hollywood(they work doing TV show casting) who would beg to differ.

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