When Miley Cyrus arrived to her Pilates class yesterday, apparently she was stricken with a rare disease that left her just capable enough to perform intense exercises for several hours, but not enough to walk an extra few feet to the door. So she really had no choice but to park in a handicap space. Also, what handicapped person is parking outside a Pilates studio anyway? Sure, they could be auditing the class, or just want to experience the thrill of movement through others, but that’s just going to lead to depression. So in a way, you might say Miley Cyrus saved them from a night of eating their emotions while a loaded gun sits on the table offering sweet, sweet escape. She’s like an angel.
Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Handicapped Now
March 21st, 2012 // 79 Comments