Miley Cyrus Has A Grill Now. In Her Mouf.

June 13th, 2013 // 44 Comments
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Now that she’s officially been crowned the Lespian Belle of Twerkin’, here’s Miley Cyrus showing off her new grill at a MySpace event last night. And in case both of those things happening together isn’t ridiculous enough, take a look at her pants. Formal wear (jeans) meets Sunday best (sweats)? My God, Southern fashion will never be the same. Fortunately, that’s a demographic who responds well to change. *watches cannonball crash through window, reads note attached* “We hereby declare this northern aggression upon our noble pants has become far too great a measure of tyranny. We, the good people of the South, shall never desegregate that which the Lord has seen fit to cast apart. Jeans and sweatpants co-habitating upon our loins? We can only fear what lies next in your immoral agenda: White marrying colored? Negros holding political office? Homosexuals on the television box? Never! We secede at dawn.”

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  1. elephantman

    God just when you thought she couldn’t get any uglier!

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    What a fucking moron.

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    Cock Dr
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    Someone needs a new boyfriend….or girlfriend.

  4. What the fuck is up with this chick? Sometimes I can’t stand the sight of her, but the fucking body, man. I would grudge fuck this woman so hard.

  5. Beltliner

    I think the most baffling part of this story is the “MySpace event” part.

  6. whatthe

    I’m all for having your own style, but hers is just plain horrible. It’s like she’s trying to look as bad as possible.

  7. oh i know

    a MySpace event??

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    That tongue look very useful.

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    MoozBoy
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    Seriously? Half jeans, half track pants? 100% STUPID!

  10. MD2020

    Those pants…I don’t…wha…what the fuck are going on with those pants?

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    I just threw up in my wastebasket. The janitor is going to be so pissed at me tonight

  12. Sitin

    She obviously has a vision & color blind problem! Plus the fact that she’s heading right down Lohan highway!

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    kec232
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    Because it’s not enough to just have a lisp, you gotta gold plate that shit too.

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    Nonnie Moose
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    Billy Idol really needs to hire a new plastic surgeon.

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    Nonnie Moose
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    Myspace? SRSLY? Who the fuck still uses Myspace?

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    Blergh
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    Looks like when you squish a Barbies face and they do a ‘derp’ face. Such a massive fucking try hard.

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    WTF? This is fashion?

  18. AndrewMacCloud

    damn where are her new trendy oversized dracula dentures ?

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    RocketMan
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    2 gold teeth = a grill now?

    Watch out Ke$ha!

  20. Robb7

    Young chicks are losing it at warp speed. At this rate, Debra Messing will be looking good to us. Also, Miley’s voice hurts,

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    Madonna + 1990′s baggy pants + Tim Burton’s the joker =’s in the trailer park =’s completely unoriginal. getting a grill – ? – equals – yawn

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    Semen-softened, I’m sure.

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    Jenn
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    Instead of Two-face, this is just half assed.

  24. What is wrong with this chick? She is hurtling full speed towards an intervention. I love how Liam flew away two months ago never to return and has not been seen with her in 6 months, but she still thinks she is engaged. lol

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    Tom
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    She looks more like Justin Bieber than Miley Cyrus.

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    Big Balls
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    We all know Justin Bieber is a certified ASSHOLE but I bet he wouldn’t even be caught in an outfit like this!

  27. kery

    She looks funny !! lol

  28. Interred Ferguson

    “Dang, ya’ll….where’d my “tuh-do” list done get to??? Ohhhh, here it is….”

    1 – get “RVW” tramp stamp

    2 – plagiarize a Queen song

    3 – take a LOT of heroin ’round that there firecracker holiday

    4 – start flippin’ houses and get me one-uh them there reality shows

  29. SMB

    …she is the living culmination of everything whitey has been terrified about ever since those filthy negroes created jazz music…

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    The tongue fascinates me…….

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    cc
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    There’s that great tongue again.

  32. Here I come to save the day!!!

  33. Miley Cyrus Grill Belly Midriff Myspace Event
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    Well now I’m just flat out in love!

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    Me
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    She is wasting her youth on this hideous “look.”

  35. Lesley

    seeing pictures of this annoying chipmunk makes me stabby.

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