Miley Cyrus Has A Grill Now. In Her Mouf.

The Superficial / June 13, 2013

Now that she’s officially been crowned the Lespian Belle of Twerkin’, here’s Miley Cyrus showing off her new grill at a MySpace event last night. And in case both of those things happening together isn’t ridiculous enough, take a look at her pants. Formal wear (jeans) meets Sunday best (sweats)? My God, Southern fashion will never be the same. Fortunately, that’s a demographic who responds well to change. *watches cannonball crash through window, reads note attached* “We hereby declare this northern aggression upon our noble pants has become far too great a measure of tyranny. We, the good people of the South, shall never desegregate that which the Lord has seen fit to cast apart. Jeans and sweatpants co-habitating upon our loins? We can only fear what lies next in your immoral agenda: White marrying colored? Negros holding political office? Homosexuals on the television box? Never! We secede at dawn.”

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