Miley Cyrus Flashed It Again

June 21st, 2010 // 399 Comments

So sometime between this morning and last night’s post this occurred which makes me believe I made it happen with my dreams. — That’s not creepy!

Here’s the latest shot to come out of Miley Cyrus’ Much Music Video Award performances and at first I thought this thing had to be doctored, but after comparing it to more shots somebody (her parents) clearly thought it’d be a great idea to send Miley’s vagina out there with nothing more than a sheer piece of fabric to prevent it from sending me to jail. Except thanks to the guinea pig known as Perez Hilton, we now know this is entirely legal and I’ll be expecting a phone call from the president commending me on my pursuit of justice. *ring-ring ring-ring* Hello? — (See? Look it’s the FBI.) Just doing my job, fellas. No need to thank- *takes sniper dart to the face*

Photos: WireImage

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  1. kj

    This shit is getting old fast. It’s got to be the most contrived bullshit in pop music history. We get it, you’re all grown up blah blah blah. Put your skank looking ass away already. Literally.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      This never gets old. Prudes hate it, the rest of us LOVE IT! I will bet 10:1 she has a MUCH better ass than any of the Haters here.
      kj, you and the Haters, hate because you can not compete. You can not compete because you dress like prudes. You dress like prudes because men won’t look at you anymore. So you hate women that have the spotlight.
      Your Post Make All Your Asses Look Big.

      • kj

        I’m a guy so dressing like a prude and men looking at me doesn’t exactly pertain to me, my friend. You may want to save the advice for yourself. Also, for fuck’s sake.. learn some decent grammar because you sound like an idiot.

  2. Jon
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    Coochie coochie mama.

  3. Jon
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    I have a boner.

  4. Jon34
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    I have a boner.

  5. theKnobAtTheEndOfTheBannister

    How else is a slutty chipmunk supposed to make a living?

  6. Randal
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    you know you love the lady miley who is class personifed ..
    her maiden flower is there for all to see but you have dirty minds & think improper thoughts on this innocent little girl …shame !

  7. eric
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    I wonder if she has a professional pussy shaver or if Billy Ray does it for her?

  8. Nerd
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    She’s got the jack…..she’s got the jack….

  9. nina

    i think all you haters are being more nasty than she “is”. you just know how to call her slutty, whore , etc… but it doesnt mean that she is like that, and why does everybody cares if she is still virgin???she is 17, and most people at that age are not virgin anymore, so that is not your business she had sex or no.
    i dont like her music and i never watched her movies, but i just dont care about her, but saying nasty words about someone you dont even know seems a waste of time, and sounds a bit idiotic

  10. kitty furry
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    Chick’s got some weird teeth…”Smiley” Cyrus indeed..

  11. I love the women here who say “whore” and “slut” and everytime I turn around women today are showing T&A because it makes them “feel” sexy. Now please cover yourself up and set a good example for this analy reproduced child….thanks.

  12. Fagballs

    Destiny Hope Cyrus. Nomen est Omen.

    You can take the trash out of the trailer, but never the trailer out of the trash.

  13. Jean
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    First Christine A…did the sex revoluation…then Brittney…now her…as soon as they could show they could be sexy. Get over it girls….we know you have a vagina…..shake it at home.

  14. andy7171
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    Why all the hate?

    …anyone else notice how the writing here has dropped significantly?

  15. andy7171

    did you really delete my comment?

  16. Fifi
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    It’s absolutely ridiculous how many people find this slutty. I mean, really… Does she magically transform into a totally different person when she turns 18? No.. For fucks sake… All you people bitching and moaning about her are doing exactly what she wants… Getting people to talk about her. You people who trash celebs are idiots… And are only adding duel to the fire.

  17. mitchhaase.wordpress.com

    Miley will be doing porn within five years.

    Speaking of porn, I found an old issue of Blueboy last night and used it up this morning. Those pages will be glued together for eternity.

    Later,

    Mitch

    • Master Baiter

      Morning Mitch! Love the commentaries but one suggestion. Don’t ejaculate on the pages. You can use the magazine again.

  18. SP

    I have never cared less about underage vagina than after seeing this picture.

  19. Kermonk
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    She is not particularly appealing physically, but mentally she is a total immature noise machine – you wouldn’t want to be on the same continent as her!

  20. Bell Curve
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    OMG! She was attacked by a big red starfish?

  21. stings
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    Sweet camel toe!

  22. BRC
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    Her lips were made for sucking and the poon made for bangin’. She is almost 18 meaning I am spanking the ween daily, can’t wait to see her fill out so I can rape her in my mind…

    Did I just say that out loud….my bad.

    BRC

  23. mateo
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    Dear Superficial,

    Please stop putting stars over things that ARENT FUCKING NUDITY! For fuck’s sake, save it for nipples and ‘ginas!

  24. Commented on this photo:

    Why I am unable to view these photos without the damn star blocking the crotch shot?!

  25. nicesize
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    steam clean it first, then i would lick and nibble it…..

  26. Dude
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    Well, let’s look at the “Artists” that dress like this….now, look at how many of them have talent. Not with the machines and the lip syncing……but, those who can sing without all the machines, the fancy editing and tricks the industry has created and allowed……from what I can hear, she needs every trick she can throw out there.

    Ashley Simpson should dress like this, maybe it will help her too?

  27. JimBob
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    All I want to know is, what species is that zombie-like creature baring its teeth in the background of the photo? Dear God.

  28. Commented on this photo:

    why carnt i remove the star 2 see the pics,they usually remove when double click

  29. inyourhace
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    just look at that upper row of teeth and gums. i rank her up there with kirsten dunst and sjp.

  30. Im FAB
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    It boggles my mind why were so concerned with her AGE. This girl is probably having sex and a whole hell of a lot more mature than most girls her age. She pays her bills and has her own home. How many 30 somethings out there have what she has? EXACTLY. and im sure the rest of you all lost your virginity at 15 and were doing at lot worse..so get off your fucking high horses. I could give a shit about this girl, but everyone is so focused on her age which is totally irrelevant. like you wouldnt fuck her or something. like all of a sudden a moral BELL is going off in your heads. shut the fuck up about her age.

    • Wiley

      Sure, you were a whore but some of us would like to have unwhorish daughters. How many bastard kids do you have? A lot of pedophiles aren’t concerned about age but they usually end up in jail. Ooops! Hope one of your baby daddies didn’t end up in prison! Are your teen daughters going to “pay their own bills” by prostituting themselves since you see nothing wrong with this?

  31. adm

    sorry this is crazy

  32. SM
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    how about all the idiotic women on here who go on about ‘haters’ with big bums if they have an opinion on a young woman dressing too sexily.
    ah no, it’s possible to not be a 20 stone pig dog who also doesn’t want to flash their bits. dressing modestly… imagine that.

  33. Lee
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    So Fuckin what if she looks Puerto Rican. You stupid fucks

  34. She can flash her innards as far as I’m concerned – the Inbred Mile of Gum will still make it a no-boner for me.

  35. Brooke
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    More than the near-vaginal exposure (meh, not such a big deal… no wonder this is okay to post. But that’s a LOT of hair on her legs the light is catching… some pretty long ones too. Doesn’t she shave???

  36. Commented on this photo:

    i cant see shit why there still a star there when i click on nsf

  37. rachel
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    what a skank

  38. n.c
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    thats a lot gays round here with such gayword like noboner…

    go to gaysites.

    let miley be herself.

  39. n.c
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    mmmmmmmmm miley thanks

  40. n.c

    thanks miley

  41. n.c

    a lot stupideffeminatepeople who said noboner:an advise :go to yourgaysites.

    miley thanks

  42. sarah certified
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    why are her thighs so hairy? i can see them glistening in the stage lights. its startling. youre an effing pop princess. get it together please. i dont understand how she has time to browse the intimates department of sears but cant shave her hairy ass legs. “here miley! wrap these ribbons around your arms. it will make you look edgy!!”

  43. Moira
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    You guys wanna know why she never gets disciplined by mommy and daddy? Because as the household cash cow she’s the real master of the house…Shame isn’t it?

  44. K
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    This girl needs to learn how to control her facial expressions…

  45. Dabest

    Y does she try to act bad

  46. smolderingflax
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    well, i like her

  47. LLL
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    She has thighass hair!!! OMG

  48. medium rare
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    Dam… I would have guessed she would have had bigger, inner-labia. Looks like she’s one of those clean slit girls down there. I’m down with that.

  49. Bu
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    Women’s vagina’s are normal. Americans are obsessed with a woman’s naked body being so bad and slutty is so stupid and abnormal. For some stupid reason Blogs are freaked out when they see a real women with real lady bits.. Get over it people…Miley is a beautiful normal young woman

    • Joe

      I totally agree. In fact I’d nearly suggest a costume similar to the bra in the controversial Hughes fim… but do you think I can remember it’s name? Any way, the aforementioned bra was designed to evade censorship laws by actually showing the breasts while the were clothed (as far as I know). Tho, would Ms Cyrus not look less “slutty” if her costume consisted of more fabric, but was essentially the same shape?

  50. Dave

    So MIley’s a whore now. Who didn’t see *that* coming? In two years she’ll be doing coke in a bus station bathroom with Lindsay.

    Enjoy the downward spiral, Miley.

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