So sometime between this morning and last night’s post this occurred which makes me believe I made it happen with my dreams. — That’s not creepy!
Here’s the latest shot to come out of Miley Cyrus’ Much Music Video Award performances and at first I thought this thing had to be doctored, but after comparing it to more shots somebody (her parents) clearly thought it’d be a great idea to send Miley’s vagina out there with nothing more than a sheer piece of fabric to prevent it from sending me to jail. Except thanks to the guinea pig known as Perez Hilton, we now know this is entirely legal and I’ll be expecting a phone call from the president commending me on my pursuit of justice. *ring-ring ring-ring* Hello? — (See? Look it’s the FBI.) Just doing my job, fellas. No need to thank- *takes sniper dart to the face*