Miley Cyrus Sucking The Drugs Out of JFK’s Brain, Anyone?

July 8th, 2014 // 22 Comments
Miley Cyrus Flaming Lips Video

I didn’t do nearly enough drugs in college to understand a single thing that’s happening right now, but here’s Miley Cyrus in the new Flaming Lips video “Blonde SuperFreak Steals the Magic Brain” which is apparently about Miley and Moby‘s minions (Lesbian Bigfoot and Naked Manson Girl, respectively) fighting over JFK’s brain because clearly everyone involved in this production looked at Cameron Diaz‘s face. I warned you this was going to happen, but no, you were all, “Sir, this is a Cinnabon,” and “Why is your penis wearing a Batman mask?” It’s like I’m talking to myself sometimes.

WARNING: Contains annoyingly loud yelling of naughty words and naked people.

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  1. Cock Dr

    I lasted 10 seconds.
    At some point you have to realize it’s not going to get any better and you have to cut your time & mental energy losses.

    • JC

      If you’d hung in for :50, you could see the giant chick steal the brain and hear Miley repeatedly screaming, “WHERE’S MY FUCKING BRAIN?” and variations thereof. As always, she’s the master of utterly transparent symbolism.

  2. A Realist

    So, the “Flaming Lips” is the new nickname for her vagina, right?

  3. This is like a David Lynch movie if it were directed by Ed Wood and edited by pure Ritalin. Seriously, though, to the kids who think this is high art: someday you will see the Surrealist influences behind everything in this video and realize what a colossal ripoff this was.

  4. It sounds racist, but it’s true: white double-headed cardboard rainbows can’t dance.

  5. Swearin

    So, does she think she’s in a Guy Ritchie movie or what?

  6. cmonk

    Where the hell is Shia Le Beouf?

  7. She’s getting to the point where Lindsay is going to laugh at her.

  8. “Crikey! bloody bullet dodged, mate”- the entire Hemsworth family

  9. oh i know

    what kind of drugs are these people on?

  10. Since The Flaming Lips are already my choice, I’d love to hear other people’s nominations for the Most Pretentious Band. Let’s vent, people.

  11. Odbarc

    Clearly salvia gives our young celebrities the need to stip naked and be slutty but Miley was given too much and her brain turned to shit.
    We need more testing to find the right dosage to get these young ladies naked but retain their attractiveness.

  12. Sulianto

    Jodorowski, is that you?

  13. Louis Calvin Kline

    Oscar Wilde said “Life imitates art.” But in this case its way too obvious, amirite?

  14. she’s so edgy. Mixing Tylenol and Tylenol PM is an old Terry Richardson trick. He calls it “you gonna get raped” salad.

  15. wow

    Should probably wait for the club remix on this one.

  16. I really can’t say much because I am in the midst of a psychedelic recurrence triggered by that video. Maybe later.

  17. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    There isn’t enough booze in this world to make me want to turn the sound on here.

  18. eek

    I’ve never liked the flaming lips
    there I said it

  19. jaime

    This is a joke, right?

  20. It’s funny reading that your plebeian minds couldn’t understand this video. And yes even if this is what some people call a “rip off” of other works, everything comes from another’s influence , nothing is or ever has been original.

    Close minded people being close minded, move along, nothing to see here…

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