You can always tell who’s a shitty celebrity when they have all the money in the world yet still expect, or straight up scam, free shit just because they’re famous. So with that in mind, here’s Miley Cyrus pulling into In-N-Out yesterday where, according to INFdaily, she supposedly scored free food by pretending she forgot her wallet even though she literally just bought gas a few minutes ago. Of course, that’s a pretty big accusation considering there are two very reasonable explanations for what might have happened here: 1.) She filled up her car by giving the attendant a bucktooth hummer along with any potential witnesses thanks to her chipmunk cheeks’ generous storage capacity. Or 2.) The dude at the drive-thru simply saw Miley Cyrus bleeding from the face and threw the food at her before everyone inside caught leprosy. Except now that I typed all that out, I don’t see how it wasn’t both. Both of that stuff happened.
Photos: INFdaily
The in-and-out comes later, in the bed of a 1968 Ford F100. It’ll be the happiest day of that young man’s life.
“I gets ‘em in the lettuce leaves ’cause them buns ain’t nothin’ but carbs. Hey, you sure that’s the large-size french fried taters? Ooooh, catsup!”
Face picking… So she is a tweaker?
She obviously ordered off the secret menu: hillbilly style.
Further proof that if you want to get anything out useful out of a millionaire, you’ll have to kill and eat them.
Yep, another overly-entitled rich asshole. Nothing new here.
Looks like she cut herself shaving.
That’s probably a popped pimple or something.
How ghetto can she get?
Maybe if she didn’t spend so much at the ‘dispensery’ she’d have enough to pay the guy at Whammy Burger. She’s no better than the corner stroller.
I give this an “8″ on the Dina Lohan free ice cream scale.
Somewhere Brittney is crying…she used to pull the same thing at her local Popeyes.
Gas prices may be high but look at the bright side. Miley might gas up next to you. No, wait! That’s a disadvantage.
I dont get how she can eat at in and out if she has a gluten allergy. With cross contamination wouldn’t she get an allergic reaction? Proof that its a made up allergy.
I can’t tell if you mean that Miley’s lying about having a gluten allergy or if you mean that gluten allergies don’t exist, but just in case someone reading this thinks you mean the latter, gluten allergies and sensitivities are real.
Poor guy. All the acting classes, long but pointless auditions and one day Cyrus rolls up by your window in a Benz. And you can’t even take off the stupid hat!
Maybe they take only cash or have a minimum credit card order? She may have a company gas card or have an account at the gas station where they bill you?
I am sure In-N-Out will survive the loss of $5 for the tons of free publicity they just got from this.
Are you fucking kidding me? “Have an account at the gas station where they bill you”? “A minimum credit card order” for a fast-food drive through?
Yeah, we have all of that in LA – the best part is that the envelope that the bill from the Mobil pay ‘n’ pump comes in is lightly perfumed with #2 diesel. We also have this program where a D list celebrity will come to your house and change your TV channels for you if you can’t find the remote, and a bunch of illegal alien gnomes that come and wash your car while you sleep. It’s fucking awesome.
Every gas station offers gas accounts to people with businesses. This is not new. You know like police departments, car dealers etc etc. My friend in high school had such an account through his dad’s medical office where he just went and got gas and the bill was sent to the office.
Also many stores have minimum credit card orders $10-$12 because of the fees that are more than your profit below that amount and because of those fees there are many businesses that don’t take credit cards at all.
Then she needs to bring cash. Bitch needs to pay for her shit like everybody else. BTW they take cards, just about all chain businesses do.
Some stores have a minimum amount (usually $10) that they’ll charge due to the fact they pay 2-3% to process your card, but fast food places don’t.
FYI, most “businesses” don’t have their records sent to their dad’s ofice so he can keep tabs on them and make sure they have gas to get home. If you set up a “gas account” with a Mobil station, that’s only if you gas up at a specific station, it doesn’t float all around town following you. If you want that, you get what’s called a Mobil card or else a plain credit card.
Which, FYI, is what most police departments do in cities smaller than LA that don’t have multiple City fueling sites – they usually have a card for each cruiser to track fuel consumption and streamline billing, they don’t leave the accounting to the gas station. The City doesn’t set up an independent charge account for them with the garage and have the bill sent to daddy’s office. Not so coincidentally, they also don’t have an allowance and a curfew.
Stop trying to find excuses for her, you’re digging to fucking Chona already.
Or China.
And it was all going so well until you wrote “Chona.”
Fucking typos, how do they work?
Epic. Especially the gnome part
Could you guys get any more boring???
i never noticed her wonky teeth before…
Are you kidding me? Stop staring at her tits and all you see are her teeth.
This makes me fvcking sick, I make a fraction what she makes and pay for my food. Fvcking slag
Billy Ray forgot to remove his Prince Albert before daddy-daughter time.
“Now look here, I needs me a lot of catsup packets, cuz I’ll be squirrelin’ them away for the big Fourth of July barbecue. Ya’ll know what it’s like when you grill up some home-cooked possum burgers and then you don’t gots the fixins.”
i hope they poisoned her food with gluten.
Coincidentally the woman with Miley also forgot her wallet. What are the odds…???
What a turd. Those people at in n out are awesome. I actually did forget my debit card and they gave me the burger for free but I came back and paid. I felt so bad. How can this whore not feel bad!
She has a popped pimple bleeding on her cheek, fucked up teeth, acne around her mouth, an unusual red mark on her neck, and zoomed in you can clearly see old scars from when she mutilated her arm. No doubt in my mind, this girl is mentally stable and ready for marriage!
Fuck you, Miley!! FUCK YOU VERY Much for ripping off an Established Hard working company, its also my favorite.. I hope a Semi T-bones you shitty car..
That’s one nice ride!!!
very nice car ! Tou fools are still Paying $4 /gal for gas ? Regular unleadedcan be had here (MA) for $3.19/gal .
why would you go to order food if you dont even carry your wallet?, btw, they should give free food for the people who need it, not for the people who simply need to disappear
You leave my Miley alone! She needed FOOD, man! Int that a naturall rite? Yowz! I love her (I bought a Disney guitar with her name on it! Int that proof of love or what?). I’m sure she’ll go back and pay when she ever remembers! Give the Miley a brake!
lol @ the bleeding pimple
I have some In -N-Out for her fur-burger!
Man, this is a wet dream come true, if I was burger guy, I woulda shot a hot salty load on her burger then sat back and reveled in the thought of her scarfing down that sammich, totally clueless that it had my own signature sauce!