Miley Cyrus showed up at LAX today sporting her $100,000 diamond engagement ring, but more surprisingly, she actually had a bra on thus insinuating that we’re looking at a new, mature Miley Cyrus whose side-yams are only for her husband (and daddy on holidays). Granted, she’s still wearing a sleeveless shirt per her people’s customs, notice the way she’s obstructed the view with a jacket. This signifies to blood relatives that she is no longer available for reproduction unless, of course, they best her fiance at the greased possum meet during the annual meth festival. However, I’ve observed over recent years that this formality can be surpassed provided Liam comes bearing a 24-pack of Mountain Dew. Regular, not that flavored shit, lest he will have committed a terrible faux pas that leaves him open for something called “cornholin’.” I’ve yet to ascertain its meaning.
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It annoys me how rich they are…that whole family. Achy Breaky Heart and some crappy Nickelodeon show and they are millionaires. Fucking Beverly Hillbillies!
It was Disney actually.
OH FUCK YOU!
I’m still seething about the Cyrus clan and you try to sell me….
wait $88/hour?
mcgee, it’s worth putting up with the spam to see your response to it. Even when it’s pulled, you’re still good.
That’s what she said.
She practices Pilates ? Her posture is hideous.
Ha! Faux pas. That’s fancy city talk! Down in the holler, they say “fox paw.”
You cain’t fool us, you been a-spendin’ tahm in the city, TomFrank! It’s “fox pass” to the realholler folk!
Damn, Justie! I was going to say fox pass, too, earlier but you did a way better job than I would have.
Dang, kimmy – If I ask Fish to pull my comment so you can go first, and don’t give you any pot, would you still consider taking your bra off?
This is a longstanding hillbilly tradition, free-range boobs until you get a marriage proposal, then tied up for seven months until the baby comes.
Now that Miley is betrothed to Liam, she can’t be showing the world her lady parts any more.
Usually, I would think this isn’t news. But it is. Miley putting on a bra is like me no longer smoking pot. Except that she’s actually put on a bra and I still smoke pot. But, I smoke pot with a bra on so it’s ok.
You put on a bra just to smoke pot?
How much pot would I have to give you to get you to take it off?
None. I’m easy.
Dang, baby – if you promise to take out the garbage I’m marrying you.
I dunno about all that, now. I mean, are you going to support me so I don’t have to work?
Over under on this marriage? 15 months
Over under on pregnancy? 8 monhts
Over under on reality showe? 22 months
she just doesnt look good tho…. i mean congrats on her learning victoria’s secret…. but she looks awful… the dress, the hair… just awful
She was cute teen that could have grown into a pretty woman. I wonder what happened…
her lip pursed that way make me think of her as a small, stinky piglet
Ever since she signed up for the Celebrity Famine Diet, she’s never stopped showing her midriff.
That’s a good bra, though. Created boobs from nothing.
Don’t worry in about two years when this marriage crashes and burns, we’ll see those lady parts again. But they will be all worn out by then.
I hope we see her naked soon! :)
she really puts in a lot of effort to dress like a complete asshole. i don’t think stores actually sell these clothes, even thrift stores.
Alright Fish the whole ‘dang ol’ thing has gotten really old on every fuckin cyrus post.