Miley Cyrus just turned 18 in November which still makes her three years below the legal drinking age in California. So, of course, here she is stumbling ass-faced into Chateau Marmont at one in the morning on Saturday where she stayed for two hours before her people slipped her out the back. Although in her defense, I probably shouldn’t jump to conclusions that this was underage drinking. For all we know she just smoked some bad cream of tartar, and I told you to stop dealing to kids, McCormick. But, no, you had to have your cumin and ground it, too, you sons of bitches.
BILLY RAY: *knocks laptop to floor* Gotdammit! My baby girl’s drinkin’ again. Reginald!
REGINALD: Yes, Master Cyrus.
BILLY RAY: Fire up the show truck. I’m goin’ to Taco Bell.
REGINALD: Right away, sir. Shall I ready the Corn Pops?
BILLY RAY: No, not this time. This time, we’re going straight for the Toaster Strudels.
REGINALD: My word…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
“Hi Dad…it’s me Miley. I’m drunk again, and just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself”.
“Hi Miley, like I’ve said since you were a baby…I just don’t care”.
oooh – underage drinking!! how shocking!
you are a fucking toolbag
She needs to hurry up and put out the usual stolen home sex tape now that she is an adult (in age at least) so we can all be unimpressed and move on to our next new target.
It looks like my grandmas curtains died on her legs.
Well pretty ironic considering she just went on SNL and rather pompously addressed the whole bong issue – “why wouldn’t I smoke salvia??? It’s COMPLETELY LEGAL!”. Yet here she is shitfaced in public three years below legal age… way to spin that image hillbilly girl.
In her defense Miley had a salvia flashback and thought she was in Spain!
well if she is drunk, she’s a very beautiful little mess.
Wow, look at all the white people practically peeing in their pants to defend this drunk teenager! So typical!
Wow, look at all the white folks here practically peeing on themselves to defend Miley. So typical!
Do you think we could scare her straight by sending a picture of Lindsay’s chins?
weak she doesnt look the least bit drunk or high…
I agree, she does not look drunk or high at all.
What she needs starts with a “P” and ends in “enis”. Bigger the better. Bitch needs to be ridden down hard and often, it’ll knock the sass outta that ass.
give her a break. most teenagers drink and get drunk. let her have her fun…
Did she steal Lindsay Lohan’s chin?
What a disgusting lot of idiots you lot are.Saying these horid things about miley.Why don’t you all take a long walk of a short pier.Fyi,miley is not ass faced,as you call it,ur the ass.lt just goes to show what low lifes you lot are.
l’m a huge fan,of the Amazing,Super Talented Miley.To me,miley is the most beautiful girl,to ever walk this earth.Miley is total perfection,there’s nothing about her,l would change.l love her,just the way she is.Miley,plz don’t take any notice what these scumbags say about you.l think ur wonderful.Godbless:)XX
Keith White(Megamileyfan1)uk.
Look at her pupils. She was most definitely doing blow. Holay molay!
Wide open pupils are exactly what you’d expect AT NIGHT. The eye doesn’t react fast enough to shrink the pupil in response to a camera flash.
Meg,
Check out my reply above to Blackholes response to a comment almost identical to yours. Science doesn’t work the way BH thinks it does, and “mileys” pupils indicate either organic eye injury/illness or drugs. I haven’t observed her pupils non constrictive WITHOUT drugs or alcohol present before, ESPECIALLY at night in regards to bright flashes. Therefore either a new-onset illness or durgs – and my money is on drugs.
Where’s Randal on this?
Lay off her guys… she has crazy genes – after all, she is the love-child of Cthulhu and a Carebear.
Interesting people point out her “blowfish” appearance… coincidence? I think not!
I agree with Liv: “for gods sake…shes on the phone not doing ANYTHING wrong why can’t people be left alone these days” 100%!!!!!!!!!!! If she’s drunk, you tell me how these photos can display that. Same if she’s high. Get a grip ALL OF YOU this is just ridiculous. It’s SO sad and pathetic that people even take photos of ‘celebrities’ and also spread stupid lies around when 1) they don’t even know that person 2) they look like an utter idiot themselves, especially when their proven wrong 3) and the ultimate reason why this is SO sad and utterly pathetic is: why in hell would you WANT to get paid for this as your job? You are more stupid than the lies you spread. Yeah, that’s right. I’m talking about you, paparazzi’s. Oh, by the way: All of us are really tired of you. Not just the ‘celebrities’. (:
You are so right. I don’t see how any of these pictures prove she is drunk. What is this world coming to? People are so cruel. It is completely uncool.
How do these Nightclubs and bars NOT lose their liquor licenses, especially with all of the media attention?
Shouldn’t the headine be “Bad Photographer Takes Crummy Shots of Miley Cyrus”?
Miley, public drunkedness…yet Demi Lovato was the one in treatment.
Because Demi has some common sense and sees that she has a problem and is seeking help, unlike this train wreck. Or, because Demi’s still attached to a Disney show so the network forced her to go to “rehab” or be fired.
wow. she looks like an obnoxious 7th grader taking theater. she’s completely unaware of how out of place she looks. i hope john mayer hurts her so she gets all quiet and loses weight in her face. i would seriously like her!
anyone else remember getting drunk at 18 and not having the paparazzi be there for it? who gives a shit
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots of kids her age drink and get drunk, at least she dressed not flashing any private parts, people around her, leave her alone shes grown up and not hannah montana, let the girl live
Yarrr, my fishnets caught another redneck snapper!
Her pupils are quite large for having so many flashing cameras going off… hmmm?
her pupils ARE big she’s probably rolling on ecstasy
If you scroll through the pictures, she’s talking on her phone and doesn’t really look out of it. I think she’s just on the phone, hand with the phone in it up to her head, in this first shot. It looks the worst, so of course we need to use it say she’s been misbehaving.
i feel sorry for this very young under age girl, she needs a hug poor thing
not good still not yet T-T when she turns 20 she can do all dat stuff but now no omg miley control ur self!! :(
She can get drunk anytime. See what I care.
So can we get an official ruling on the name for a jorts/stockings combo platter? Jockings? Storts?
baby m ur secret admirer , baby don’t do such unbelievable job
I know I never drank when I was 18!
Yea, right.
well, that is good for her. shes 18!!! 18, okey?
She’s got crazy eye! Get zer out of ze fucking water!
1st what do they mean she’s drunk “again” when was she drunk the first time? and 2nd how do these pictures at all prove she has been drinking, it’s one in the morning, so it’s dark, and you are flashing lights in her face and surrounding her. of course its hard to walk. there is nothing in these pictures that proves she has been drinking. get a life and leave these poor kids alone!!
thats what i think to anything for a story..this is what is ripping these families apart more than anything.
This is nothing new. Same shit, different girl.
Yes, but because she is in the public light she should be setting a better example or at least doing this shit discreetly. She’ a “role model” for young girls everywhere and she has to be held to a higher standard.
I personally would not look to a celebrity for a role model but that’s just me.
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she looks like lindsay lohan here…thats a great omen for her
leave her alone! it’s her life for God sake!
I feel a little sorry 4 her, maybe she wants to be alone for just one second!?
why does the world need to know if someone gets drunk or does somethin’ wrong??
peace 4 you miley
ps. I have the same shirt as her.. :) (Y)
OH yes!!! she is soooo f… high, please look her eyes, hahahaha amazing.. poor girl.
Miley, you work so hard in your paper of Hannah Montana, you are now fisical and mental tired. You are a pretty girl, well your not a girl anymore. Don’t make people talk of you, I know we are human that the world doesn’t know yet. Most of everybody finds the bad thing of you. But where they lost is what you did right. I know that you have feeling in your heart and nobody knows it. Don’t back up. Feel free of everything, don’t let a love that you lost kick you out. If the person o persons that really love you, will come back. And the really love that you can have you have it in front of you YOUR FAMILY. AND YOUR FANS. Don’t let us down, Please.
Awww! thx xiomara! I know there r a lot of haters out there but, honestly, i love everybody! even though a lot of ppl hate me, they dont have a reason. they dont know me. so what if i was drunk? i just turned 18, a woman, i wanted to try things out. maybe i should have waited til i was 21, yea, but that doesnt give anybody a reason to hate me just cuz i got drunk on my 18th birthday.
uhhh, yeah…you’re just about as close to being Miley Cyrus as I am to being the queen of England. And I’m not. the queen of England.
Find a hobby.
GO MILEY! Just because your famous doesn’t mean you don’t get to be 18 years old. Party it up girly and just make sure your surrounded with good people. Don’t let anyone tell you to be something your not.
xoxo Red
She doesnt look drunk to me. This only shows how magazines and shit manipulates headlines…
lol she looks pretty messed up.. but oh come on everyone drinks almost .. its her life fuk the hattersss gesh… let her mess up her life let her choose what she wants even if she wants to be a slut.. ignore them honey
YOU FREAKIN LIARS!!! SHE WASNT DRUNK THOSE STUPID PAPARAZZI PEOPLE WHERE FLASHING SOME MUCH SHE COULDNT SEE!!! YOU GUYS ARE TOTAL JERKS AND NEED TO GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!! KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH BEFOR YOU TELL THE WORLD SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?! IF SOME STUPID GOSSIP SITE DECIDED TO LIE ABOUT YOU WOULDNT YOU BE MAD?!?!?! THIS MORALLY WRONG! TAKE THIS DOWN JERKS!!!!!!