Miley Cyrus just turned 18 in November which still makes her three years below the legal drinking age in California. So, of course, here she is stumbling ass-faced into Chateau Marmont at one in the morning on Saturday where she stayed for two hours before her people slipped her out the back. Although in her defense, I probably shouldn’t jump to conclusions that this was underage drinking. For all we know she just smoked some bad cream of tartar, and I told you to stop dealing to kids, McCormick. But, no, you had to have your cumin and ground it, too, you sons of bitches.
BILLY RAY: *knocks laptop to floor* Gotdammit! My baby girl’s drinkin’ again. Reginald!
REGINALD: Yes, Master Cyrus.
BILLY RAY: Fire up the show truck. I’m goin’ to Taco Bell.
REGINALD: Right away, sir. Shall I ready the Corn Pops?
BILLY RAY: No, not this time. This time, we’re going straight for the Toaster Strudels.
REGINALD: My word…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
lulz :D
she is just being her self. people doesn’t have the rights to throw some damn thing on her. and besides she’s 18. it’s legal.. but she just have to put it on the right place, at the right time. . loving Miley Cyrus till the end.
…are you as high as she is?
once upon a time a cowboy named ronald reagan forced all 50 states to raise their drinking age to 21 or they’d get no federal highway funds. this in turn reduced interstate accidents to zero and ended alcoholism among young adults. miley’s not drunk, this was filmed in a studio.
ummm…no it’s NOT legal; she’s 18.
In what the hell universe is “she is just being her self (sic)” a reply, a response, or an answer to “lulz” ?
See that button that says “Reply” ? It means, “to reply”. It does not mean “press me so you can get your post higher up on the page than if you just made a normal comment.” Because that’s what your comment is: just a normal comment. Not a reply.
And that goes for Pevalicious, too. NOT A FRICKIN’ REPLY y’baghead. Putting “And” as the first word doesn’t change that.
Hey dumba$$ 18 is not legal drinking age in CA. Chateau Marmont should be fined for allowing a minor into a bar.
Since when was drinking at 18 legal? lol
it’s not legal because the law in california is that you have to be 21 FAIL
And look at the lady walking up on the photog. She looks like a real cock-blocker. I’m pretty sure I could score if not for that old lady.
Maybe she did get drunk, but there’s no real evidence of it in THESE pictures. I see no half-full glasses or bottles of booze anywhere. Maybe if this was a video where we could see if she was acting drunk, there would be a story, but otherwise, it’s just not there.
So what? Most people her age drink anyway. The legal drinking age in America is ridiculously high.
i think the “so what” is that she’s a dumbass for getting drunk in public when she’s constantly surrounded by paparazzi. if you’re underage and you wanna get shwasted, at least don’t be a total idiot about it.
I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s been publicly “acting out” on purpose lately to drop her Disney Role Model image
Shut up you drunk.
I drink something like 2-3 times a year.
It is ridiculously high. 18 is the legal age here. And nobody even waits that long.
It’s 18 or 19 in Canada…I’d still call the cops if I was in a bar in LA and she walked in. Can’t stand teenagers, let alone a drunk one.
She’s usually stays home an’ drinks out of of little brown jug, while singing that song…..”little brow jug you an’ me”….. XXX Just don’t know how she got out this time…. must’a jumped the fence, again…..
Niiiiice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
report to the nearest suicide machine for posting that garbage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
Are you her dad or something?
What… the… fuck is up with her outfit??
Miley Cyrus Got Drunk again- I guess that explains her outfit.
It’s hillbilly edgy, mullet hipster. Just go with it, we’re talking Miley Cyrus here.
There are certain things that need not be reported, due to the fact that everyone is already aware. “Miley Cyrus did [something illegal]!”, “Kim Kardashian did [something whoreish]“, and “Tom Cruise did [something gay]“, are all givens that we can skip over.
After watching Miley Cyrus on SNL, I realized that she can really sing. I think she would be good material for a Broadway comedy.
I hope she finds something to do that will keep her out of trouble. I don’t want to see her end up like two other young singers that have been in the news lately. I hope somebody can help her keep her feet on the ground. I like her.
I’m sure her eventual career move to softcore porn will keep her busy.
First! and I’d still hit it.
Whoever is supplying her should be arrested.
Who the hell is that dude in the background on the right.?
what the fuck are you wearing trinket lady
rofl
they both are covered in cheap, weird Gypsy jewelry. And, I see Miley turning in to Lohan, poor girl. She is toasted, in th epic. And her skin still looks good drunk! ha. Ahhh….. youth!
If you mean good skin as in wow that blowfish has good skin I totally agree withyou, otherwise… I don’t know why people say she’s pretty, she’s kind of scary, maybe that’s only me.
tell me: WHY IS IT AMERICANS CAN’T DEAL STARDOM?
Because we all want to stay young and be adolescence until we are 60, that’s why. And, why does it bother you so much!
Why can’t anyone BUT Americans achieve stardom?
DRUNK-DIALING WHILE WALKING.
WHAT CRIMINAL CHARGE IS THAT?
OK.. TWO THINGS
WHAT IS UP WITH THE CHEAP, LOONY GYPSY TRINKETS AS JEWELRY, ALSO WHAT CRIMINAL CHARGE IS IT FOR DRUNK-DIALING WHILE WALKING? She needs to go live back at her Mama’s house, she is going to be a Lindsay Lohan in time.
Let me add I love the stocking and her boots. Cute on a young girl.
wow she isn’t that cute after all
Had you previously seen a photograph that made you think she might be cute?
Fuck Miley, who is the chick in the white that looks a little like Rachel Bilson?
What a boring disappointment. The least she could have done is made out with the other chick :(
Or puked on her. Or made out with her while puking.
them boots are made for diggin’
Lindsay? Is that you? Oh Miley, you guys look so similar now, I just thought you were Lindsay…
I Love a drunken Miley. Let’s start complaining about her when we see her cooch!!!
no actually let’s *reward* that behavior
good thinking!!! ;)
Miley drunkenly sent her robot slave after the paparazzi!
That is not Miley, that is Hanna Montana. Jeez, don’t comment if you can’t tell the difference.
too bad she was not vacationing in Japan last week
Look at her enablers. Young people in the entertainment industry don’t goes sideways all by themselves. They all get help from ‘adults’. ;-)
She’s not drunk – she’s as high as a kite!!!
Get a grip girl!!!
Did she get dressed in the dark? That’s the only viable excuse in my book for combining blue plaid flannel & those hose.
hmm flannel shirt, bike boots, and no purse.. is she aware that’s half a lesbian’s wardrobe?
Where is her assistant with the ginormous tits? Why isn’t she in any of these pictures?
How does that old saying go…? “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t force her to leave her wardrobe there?” I think that’s it.
Drunken Hillbillies FTW!
Chateau Marmosette aiding the career of another young actress…they did such an outstanding job with Lindsey
Did she get dressed in Bret Michael’s closet?
She is child star. Her childhood was stolen from her. Her father is a narcissist who pimped out his kid when his own career floundered. Her mother slept with Bret Michael’s.
Let the girl blow off some steam.
you’re an idiot
“She’s just being Miley’
(Lame)
no she’s being lindsay, dressed up like sam
That’s quite an outfit!
You don’t my Jessica acting this way. Ha!
She only drinks because she heard it washes away the taste of mullet pubes.
for gods sake…
shes on the phone not doing ANYTHING wrong
why can’t people be left alone these days
hahahahha….ur kid in this….
I thought I recalled some quote where she said we’d never see her out partying in a club, drinking/smoking, etc, because that’s just not the type of person she is. This just goes to show you that dumb teenagers shouldn’t say stupid shit like that, because they have no idea what they really want to do. She’s a walking contradiction of everything she’s said. And if I saw her on the street in that outfit, I’d assume she’s the type that’d give me the ol’ handy j for just $10 a pop.
and in other news…
The sun rose in the east this morning
Charlie Sheen said something insane
Kim Kardashian’s ass got bigger
We all knew that once Miley got her show and started to become popular, she would be the next Brittney Spears. This is what popularity does to you. Once they get the attention, they don’t want the attention to go away. Miley is a kid and we all make stupid mistakes when we are young, however she should be sit down and talked to by one of her parents even though she hates her father at the moment. All kids hate their parents when they try to take away their fun but its for their safety. Miley needs to learn to stop, its only making her reputation look bad. Sadly I used to love her, and now I lost all respect.
Worst tribal tats ever.
Lol, its big joke 18 year old isnt allowed to drink alcohol. Go usa.
Lol, 21 year old to drink alcohol.. way to go america.
you wanna try to tell me she’s drunk? her pupils are LARGE.
Of course they’re large… it’s at night. Yours would be about the same under those conditions.
Blackhole- is that where your mind was during science class, hence the screenname? “Mileys” pupils were huge regardless of the amazingly bright amount of flashes going off. That indicates her pupils are unable to constrict, indicating either drugs or a organic disorder. Try again, BH, or just accept facts – your girl’s a druggie. Noah’s next.
Note to parents, If you child knows what Chateau Marmont is, you have failed.
Note to parents, If your child knows what Chateau Marmont is, you have failed.
You mean the CHATEAU MARMONT that’s on SUNSET BOULEVARD, where anybody can see it as they drive or walk past? It’s not exactly a secret place.
She dresses like a slutty “Mervyns” mannequin.
Toasted and high!
She’s the reincarnation of Lindsay Lohan (Brittney Spears informed me that the reincarnated person need not actually be dead).