Miley Cyrus Drives Until Somebody’s Fly Unbuttons. Mainly Hers.

February 17th, 2012 // 65 Comments
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Here’s Miley Cyrus getting out of her car with her pants unbuttoned yesterday which means she either practices her vagina diddles behind the wheel or she’s subscribed to the Paris Hilton-method of hiding drugs. Those are the only two explanations I’m willing to consider, so don’t even think about cornering me in the men’s room with talk of booze belly or theories on impregnation. That’s Reese Witherspoon’s turf.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Pants Unbuttoned
    j
    Commented on this photo:

    those pants are horrifying

  2. pscheck2

    I can’t understand all the fuss over this overrated personality? She’s trying to stay relevant by being immature and posing as the GF of Liam (and making him out as a retard!). Her, a role model! Why don’t she crawl back to her hole and hibernate!

  3. CCM

    She kind of looks like Courtney Cox’s character in the original Scream.

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