Miley Cyrus Drives Until Somebody’s Fly Unbuttons. Mainly Hers.
Here’s Miley Cyrus getting out of her car with her pants unbuttoned yesterday which means she either practices her vagina diddles behind the wheel or she’s subscribed to the Paris Hilton-method of hiding drugs. Those are the only two explanations I’m willing to consider, so don’t even think about cornering me in the men’s room with talk of booze belly or theories on impregnation. That’s Reese Witherspoon’s turf.