Here’s Miley Cyrus getting out of her car with her pants unbuttoned yesterday which means she either practices her vagina diddles behind the wheel or she’s subscribed to the Paris Hilton-method of hiding drugs. Those are the only two explanations I’m willing to consider, so don’t even think about cornering me in the men’s room with talk of booze belly or theories on impregnation. That’s Reese Witherspoon’s turf.
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She must have gotten the optional dashboard tampon applicator.
High waisted, acid washed short pants? The new JCPenney really knows how to rock it.
Where does one find a 16″ zipper outside of the sporting goods department?
Narf!
Lol do u listen to coctails with Patrick on xm? That word is a running joke and totally applies here!!
Those are some fucked up pants. If her friends cared for her they would take her to the beach at night, create a huge bon up to sky, strip her of those fucking horrible pants and cast the fucking horrible pants into the bonfire way up to the sky. This will forever purge Miley Cyrus of her desires to wear ugly fucking pants. Probably just chill on the couch and smoke a bowl though.
My mother has the same pair of jeans.
…Here’s a bit of unsolicited fashion advice for you conscientious female types.
If it doesn’t look good on your grandmother, it won’t look good on you.
Think of this the next time you raid you grandmother’s closet for pants.
Must let the gunt breath.
toothy
From how high waisted those pants are, she had to unbutton them to be able to sit down.
she looks like a soccer mom circa 1985 going out for a night on the town.
The smell.
I was listening to Lynyrd Skynard “That Smell” as I read your comment, almost spit my mouth of coffee over my keyboard, LMFAO
Hey, i think shes starting to look sexy. Her boobs need to grow two cup sizes and she needs an ass, but she’s aquired hips. She’s moving in the right direction……maybe I should check out her music….hmm? Maybe.
lol rob [is it stioll ok to use lol?] she may have aquired hips, but she’s not wearing them in these pics. isn’t irony great ?
for hips… see Michelle Trachtenberg…
she’s of age now… pics ? where ?
I don’t consider the main pants button “the fly.” I don’t mean to be hypertechnical, but I really expected to see the whole thing undone here.
To me it looks like she just had a huge meal of Chitlins, greens and hog jowls so she had to unbutton the pants. And like Ron White says “Ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better? I’m hoping that happens to me later tonight, ’cause these babies don’t fit anymore. I’m hoping I’m one big turd away from backing into an old wardrobe.”
For some reason, I suspect that’s funnier in print than it is coming out of Ron White’s mouth.
Even Adam Sandler thinks her Mom jeans look funny.
Your jeans pocket should never be able to fit your whole arm…just sayin’.
no kidding, SHE NEVER STOPS TO PEE?
Aww. How sweet. She’s wearing Billy Ray’s jeans from the “Achy Breaky Heart” video.
Nice car! How the hell does she see over the steering wheel?
It’s the Dinklage mod—no, no, a thousand times no. I’m better than that.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans
Third alternative: Miley is a trashy skank who is too fat to sit down with her jeans buttoned?
Just a thought.
Actually, she most likely felt bloated and the (too small) jeans hurt when you are like that.
Nice Mom jeans.
Why does she wear mom jeans
She suddenly looks huge,her past due date has gone..She will look like a blob soon..
McFeely Smackup called it…she can’t fit in her tight mom jeans sitting.
I would. but only if i got to drive the car
Don’t sell yourself short. Don’t do it for the car either. Once she sat in it it’s worthless.
She wears no bra and high waisted pants. It is like she is out of the 80s on a time machine.
She’s prepping for an open audition to become a Fly Girl.
good photobomb, nicholas cage.
Damn! That’s FUG!
Do we call this “Stoner Chic?”
Seriously, it could just be that her jeans were a bit snug in the waist (lower chest?) I’ve had jeans that bit in.. but holy cow child, put on some decent clothes.
Looks like something an early 90s Playboy Playmate would wear.
She looks like a tank (and a skank). Wide hips, tiny head – attractive, no?
Is she bringing back acid wash camel toe?
It’s a sad sight seeing such a trashy whore getting out of such a beautiful car.
I’ve never been much of a Miley Cyrus fan, but I think she’s looking pretty cute. And YES, I’d do her.
Is this the same corset as the one she was wearing with the “$50 ’round the world” cutoffs the other day, or a whole different corset? Are all her tops corsets now?
Taco Bueno and mom jeans just don’t mix.
Did we time travel to my high school graduation in 1987? I think I hear the Go Go’s because She’s Got the Beat!!
ew cankles
yeah, first thing i saw…ugh
Wait another 15 to 20 years. That chick will be as big as a fucking Russian oil tanker and looking every bit double wide with trail park pride!
her clothes are so gross.
Miley and Jessica Simpson buy their jeans at the same store…
I wonder if she spent $1500 on that outfit or $5.75 at the local Goodwill which still has plenty of the best 1980′s fashions.
very slim-cut jeans, not surprised she had to unbutton them to sit down. gotta put those ribs somewhere.
oh, and YUMMM!
Miley is hot .
She looks like Megan Fox’s mind. Dull, dumb and trashy. Yet full of itself.
I hate myself for wanting to pork this chick so much.
Mom jeans. What a slut.
“Daddy told me that THIS was THE look when that song came out, Achey Breakey Heart? Yeah, well I’m bringin’ the look back Y’ALL!”
Can’t this “has been” afford a personal stylist???
Her hair looks awful. She’s much prettier with long hair.