Ever since getting her new haircut over the weekend, Miley Cyrus has spent the past 72 hours tweeting photos of it with captions like, “feeling so happy in my skin,” “self love is the greatest of all flatterers,” and “Short hair, don’t currr.” Except last night, she was spotted by the paparazzi and immediately pulled her shirt over her head because she can’t change the lighting on their pics and/or filter through them Instagram. But she’s “never felt more me,” you guys! So suck it, haters, right after she blurs out these chipmunk cheeks. It’ll just be a sec.
Photos: Splash News
She officially looks more masculine than Justin Bieber.
Not that it takes much.
She always did. Remember a video of them on stage together. It was obvious who was the guy in that duo. And it wasn’t Bieber.
Adam Lambert got this same fucking hair cut complete with bleached blonde hair matching dark eyebrows.
Her husky voice, she is more masculine than me
Billy Ray should have his conservatorship by New Year’s.
In the meantime, when does Miley give us a full crotch shot and use an umbrella to beat a paparazzo?
Ha ha! Loki is banging Draco Malfoy!
Gentlemen, the meltdown has begun! Sex tape is just a matter of time. Hope her hair grows back by then. Also, for no related reason I need to buy lotion.
attention craving idiot, at least she realizes how nasty she looks
So much hate. It’s like a bunch of pathetic highschool bullies desperate to feel better about themselves, then again this is thesuperficial.com.
I’ll bet they fight over mirror access in the master bathroom.
He looks pleased as punch.
Yay, my fiance looks like a stripper at a cheap dyke bar!
Liam: Stop it, Miley. I should be covering my face in shame.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING AT THIS TROLL?
Wow, short butch hair and flannel shirts. Getting our fashion advice from Rosie O’Donnell are we, girl?
It is like she woke up one day and said, “how can I make myself possibly look as unattractive as possible?”
Let’s hope she dyed her muff blond.
Who else think she will blame some “short hair allergy” when she’ll be spotted with extensions, next week?
I totally agree. She’ll be wearing brown extensions by the next 2 weeks or so.
She looks like Madonna in the asshat “Who’s That Girl” video/movie. She’s got that whole lesbian whore thing going…and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
“The things I do for anal sex…”
Why are you covering your face, Miley? We’re the ones who have to look at you.
This is Liam rethinking his decision to marry her.
They’re here for me. I’ll lead the way.
HAHHahahhahhaha….
He has to bang that :)
I feel a Britney-esque breakdown coming on …
She reminds me of a young Cyndi Lauper with her new cut and color.
Now if only Miley could sing…
Miley, look one of the guys from the Jersey Shore is a fan!
hate this troll. what a little attention ho. go away.
he always looks miserable/disinterested when they are together. so sad. i’ll take him
shes such a moron
is anybody really checking this piece of trailer trash?
wtf was she thinking??
More Liam, less Miley, please.
Hey stupid… “hair” and “curr” don’t rhyme. I wonder if that might be why her music sucks?
she is loving the attention obviously and u can see her smiling while hiding her face, if she really wanted to hid the hair she could of wore a hat or hoodie, obvious she is desperate for attention
Of all the stupid things she has done, THIS is what she doesn’t want us to see?
She’s hiding her face not the hair.. smiling too. He’s like; oh hell.. I hate this.. what is her problem..? Ack.. is now my problem.
HER DANG’ OL NEW HAIRCUT
COME THE FUCK ON
If she’s going to hide her face then she needs to show us her anus as a trade off.
change of heart = boyfriend hates it.
You know she’s going to keep trying. Can’t let go, won’t accept that the child star thing is over, she’s not a beautiful adult, and continued stardom isn’t in the cards. Let the possum huntin’ commence!
Attention whore AND a total waste of oxygen.
Dude (whoever you are) – run away, far away. You can thank me later.
Awww how cute…big brother and little brother.
She should just get it over with already and spread her cheeks for the camera. That would get her plenty of the attention she craves.
Great legs.
More Miley, less shirt, por favor.
bitch