Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Anyone To See Her New Haircut Now

August 15th, 2012 // 51 Comments
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Ever since getting her new haircut over the weekend, Miley Cyrus has spent the past 72 hours tweeting photos of it with captions like, “feeling so happy in my skin,” “self love is the greatest of all flatterers,” and “Short hair, don’t currr.” Except last night, she was spotted by the paparazzi and immediately pulled her shirt over her head because she can’t change the lighting on their pics and/or filter through them Instagram. But she’s “never felt more me,” you guys! So suck it, haters, right after she blurs out these chipmunk cheeks. It’ll just be a sec.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Josh

    She officially looks more masculine than Justin Bieber.

  2. Confusus

    Billy Ray should have his conservatorship by New Year’s.

    In the meantime, when does Miley give us a full crotch shot and use an umbrella to beat a paparazzo?

  3. Surplus Nick

    Ha ha! Loki is banging Draco Malfoy!

  4. Beaver Underground

    Gentlemen, the meltdown has begun! Sex tape is just a matter of time. Hope her hair grows back by then. Also, for no related reason I need to buy lotion.

  5. Mr. Poop the 2nd

    attention craving idiot, at least she realizes how nasty she looks

    • Bee Bee

      So much hate. It’s like a bunch of pathetic highschool bullies desperate to feel better about themselves, then again this is thesuperficial.com.

  6. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet they fight over mirror access in the master bathroom.

  7. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    tlmck
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    He looks pleased as punch.

  8. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    Beaver Underground
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    Liam: Stop it, Miley. I should be covering my face in shame.

  9. Ben Dover

    WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING AT THIS TROLL?

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    EricLr
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    Wow, short butch hair and flannel shirts. Getting our fashion advice from Rosie O’Donnell are we, girl?

  11. El Jefe

    It is like she woke up one day and said, “how can I make myself possibly look as unattractive as possible?”

  12. kelly

    Let’s hope she dyed her muff blond.

  13. Juju

    Who else think she will blame some “short hair allergy” when she’ll be spotted with extensions, next week?

  14. PeopleSuck

    She looks like Madonna in the asshat “Who’s That Girl” video/movie. She’s got that whole lesbian whore thing going…and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

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    Galaor
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    “The things I do for anal sex…”

  16. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
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    Why are you covering your face, Miley? We’re the ones who have to look at you.

  17. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    Samantha
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    This is Liam rethinking his decision to marry her.

  18. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re here for me. I’ll lead the way.

  19. Sheppy

    HAHHahahhahhaha….

    He has to bang that :)

  20. Sheridan McNulty

    I feel a Britney-esque breakdown coming on …

  21. Marie

    She reminds me of a young Cyndi Lauper with her new cut and color.

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    Crissy
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    Miley, look one of the guys from the Jersey Shore is a fan!

  23. memmememe

    hate this troll. what a little attention ho. go away.

  24. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    lily
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    he always looks miserable/disinterested when they are together. so sad. i’ll take him

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    lily
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    shes such a moron

  26. terry

    is anybody really checking this piece of trailer trash?

  27. wtf was she thinking??

  28. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
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    More Liam, less Miley, please.

  29. Hey stupid… “hair” and “curr” don’t rhyme. I wonder if that might be why her music sucks?

  30. sid

    she is loving the attention obviously and u can see her smiling while hiding her face, if she really wanted to hid the hair she could of wore a hat or hoodie, obvious she is desperate for attention

  31. Bionic_Crouton

    Of all the stupid things she has done, THIS is what she doesn’t want us to see?

  32. dee cee

    She’s hiding her face not the hair.. smiling too. He’s like; oh hell.. I hate this.. what is her problem..? Ack.. is now my problem.

  33. arlyn

    HER DANG’ OL NEW HAIRCUT

    COME THE FUCK ON

  34. Melvin

    If she’s going to hide her face then she needs to show us her anus as a trade off.

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    change of heart = boyfriend hates it.

  36. BaZaam

    You know she’s going to keep trying. Can’t let go, won’t accept that the child star thing is over, she’s not a beautiful adult, and continued stardom isn’t in the cards. Let the possum huntin’ commence!

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    LockNLoad
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    Attention whore AND a total waste of oxygen.

  38. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    LockNLoad
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    Dude (whoever you are) – run away, far away. You can thank me later.

  39. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    mean_gurl
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    Awww how cute…big brother and little brother.

  40. Barton

    She should just get it over with already and spread her cheeks for the camera. That would get her plenty of the attention she craves.

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    TXZen
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    Great legs.

  42. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut Liam Hemsworth
    TXZen
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    More Miley, less shirt, por favor.

  43. Miley Cyrus Hiding Her New Haircut
    J.o.W.
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    bitch

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