Miley Cyrus’ Ding Dang Ol’ Boobies Upstaged Jennifer Lawrence

March 13th, 2012 // 103 Comments
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“Whoo-ee! Where’d these come from?”

Miley Cyrus isn’t even in The Hunger Games, but her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth is, so that’s practically an engraved invitation to show up to this hootenanny with her danggone boobies out and upstage Jennifer Lawrence the actual star of the movie. Which is surprising considering Jennifer Lawrence knows how to absolutely dominate a red carpet but apparently decided looking like a titless C-3PO was just as good.
“Young adults like robots, right? No, just supernatural dry-humping? Goddammit.”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. jesse

    She can’t get enough of looking at herself.

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    Coyote
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    When I see her I get all Primal, I can’t help it.

  3. Char Aznable

    She did NOT upstage Lawrence. Fucking bullshit boner you have for redneck pussy mr. superficial.

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    I suddenly feel like gnawing on wood and building a dam. Hm.

  5. A. M.

    Only if by “upstaged” you mean “was more sexualized.” Which you probably do.

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    oldfool
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    Herp a derp derp, y’all.

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    Neal
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    When I said show me a photo of Miley’s beaver I didn’t mean her impression of one.

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    Mark
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    I really hate her, but she IS hot.

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    sassy
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    “Shit, there’s still cum stuck in the back of my hair, isn’t there?”

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    sassy
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    Please tell me that fire is hades coming to get her

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    KC
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    Thanks, Daddy! It fits perfectly!

  12. No hate

    Face it, Miley is hot and Jennifer Lawrence is boring!

  13. Kyle

    I’d suck those tits, no offense to the homo boyfriend.

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    She needs to get it over with and do the sex tape. She is a freak. Vivid needs to offer her a “position”

  15. Dry Hump is Still a Hump

    We need Miley 2.0 on a real TV show dealing with real world problems in tiny bikini tops and shorts while she bends over to pick up the data file from secret agent X. Also boobs.

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    First time for everything
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    Yep. I’m going to fap to this.

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    Billy Bob Cyrus
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    I would bone her all night long

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    bethy
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    There is a blow-up doll in her ancestry.com report. She has its expression.

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    bethy
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    “I SAID… muh teef won’t fit in muh mouf! What are ya, blind?”

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    BradDawg
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    Dang.

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    prissy
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    she needs a coach. she sounds like an uneducated hillbilly evertime she’s interviewed. her red carpet interview at the event was THE worst case of rambling stupidity i’ve heard in a while.

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    pinktrickle.com
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    Growing up fast!

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    skunk
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    shes looking at my leftover jizz spots

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    ToriLyn
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    the only thing worse than someone having a dream catcher hanging in their car is someone who has a dream catcher tatooed on them. are you fucking serious?

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    plop
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    i put disease in whore mouth

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    vgirly
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    If a wood chuck could chuck wood…. How the hell does she give head? Too much teeth isn’t good for the process.

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    bernard
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    looks like they’re carrying away her mannequin, weird

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    Mr. Roper
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    She won’t be hungry anymore after I fill her belly with a load of my prostate gumbo

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