Miley Cyrus’ Ding Dang Ol’ Boobies Upstaged Jennifer Lawrence

March 13th, 2012 // 103 Comments
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“Whoo-ee! Where’d these come from?”

Miley Cyrus isn’t even in The Hunger Games, but her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth is, so that’s practically an engraved invitation to show up to this hootenanny with her danggone boobies out and upstage Jennifer Lawrence the actual star of the movie. Which is surprising considering Jennifer Lawrence knows how to absolutely dominate a red carpet but apparently decided looking like a titless C-3PO was just as good.
“Young adults like robots, right? No, just supernatural dry-humping? Goddammit.”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. lolwut

    I’d hit it. And alls it would cost me is a bucket of the colonel’s best.

    • Dale

      It’s a win win. Everybody wins. When I buy the DVD I can think about tits at the premiere while I jack off watching tits and ass in the movie, everybody wins. Except me who can’t get a blow job from my wife, but still it’s a win.

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    ktulu
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    Only in our society would this donkey be considered attractive

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    George P Burdell
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    “Why don’t you come up and see me sometime?”

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    George P Burdell
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    She may not be able to read but she sure does make her mark purdy fancy.

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    George P Burdell
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    Isn’t customary for hookers to show up with a dates.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I just want to hate fuk the dumb out of her.

  7. Cock Dr

    Despite newly bleached teeth and the generous exposure of her frashly spray tanned breasts ole pumpkin head cannot attract the crowd’s attention.
    Must disagree with blogger: Miley < J.L.

    • Beatriz

      Aagree, Jennifer Lawrence looks so much better. She also has talent other than being trashy and having a raspy “singing” voice.

  8. Wendy

    Ever since you started this “Dang Ol’” speak for Miley, every time I look at her, I hear her talking in Boomhauer’s voice.

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    NOI
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    Damn gurrrl, those are real

  10. cc

    Geez. she actually looks pretty good here, as opposed to her customary ‘standing outside a Walmart puffing on a menthol Kool and chewing HubbaBubba’ look.

  11. Fortunately for me, I’ve put in a large chunk of time fapping to the girl chipmunks from the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” cartoon.

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    stacy
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    I hate to say this but she looks real good here. Damn, where did she learn to dress like that and show off her best assets?

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    jaime
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    What a waste of a perfectly good corset

  14. elephantman

    Her teeth need braces! And its not Kools its Camels!

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    stacy
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    Damn. She has filled out nicely. Just don’t let her sing.

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    stacy
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    Just the way we like her. Sexy and QUIET.

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    stacy
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    She just can’t shut that mouth.

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    stacy
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    This is the best ass shot there was? Lame.

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    Jon Hex
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    She is a set of braces, or a closed mouth, away from being pretty.

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    free wifi
    Commented on this photo:

    C?

  21. Frugal Gourmet

    Too gummy.
    The mouth not the tits.

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    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Pancake profile.

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    jaime
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    She’s got that “Denisse Richards” look goin’ there, cept Denisse is pretty.

  24. terry

    Meh! I wouldn’t touch that with a 50 foot stainless steel poll.
    And I’m a horny ass male. Miley tries too fucking hard to be edgy. She will end up a fat, country bumpkin looking mother fucker.

    • hetero dude

      Bull-fucking-shit. You wouldn’t even be able to maintain eye contact with her for a fraction of a second before jizzing in your underoos.

  25. “Titless C-3PO”? As opposed to what—the one WITH tits? Oh…*in your fantasies*, the actual C-3PO has tits. And R2-D2 is Peter Dinklage, right?

    By the way, just because Jennifer Lawrence isn’t flashing any cleavage, it doesn’t make her “titless.” Even in that dress, her breasts are pretty obvious.

    • Richard McBeef

      Do you have a crush on that little girl, Tom?

      If I can’t see the titties, I must assume it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and cables to provide the illusion.

  26. Burger King Bathroom

    no cankle shots??

  27. El Jefe

    Miley turned into a little hottie.

  28. Jennifer Lawrence is stunning (with or without makeup) and very talented. Miley on the otherhand…some fake eyelashes and the flash of her boobs is not very enticing.

  29. The Kilted Yaksman

    Why do people continue to pay attention to this talentless little shovel-faced hag?

  30. diegoga

    Awesome! I love this little hollywood whores!

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    Junkie
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    the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

  32. Junkie

    the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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    Mrs. Salt
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    You know you’re a redneck when… You check to see if dem titties are still inflated.

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    BGD
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    PLEASE STOP MAKING THIS FACE! thank you.

  35. Buddy the Elf

    Super classy and refined on the red carpet, with cheesy sayings and ink creeping their way out from behind her dress.

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    This guy
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    Holy Pete. I thought she was sexy before but now I REALLY want to give her the swizzle swazzle.

  37. I wouldn’t mind seeing what that little crotch mullet

  38. mrsmass

    where are her mom jeans? this honky could never upstage Jennifer Lawrence.

  39. No, she really didn’t upstage anything. You’re saying that she upstaged it because her publicist is telling you and every other gossip site out there to say so.

    Kisses.

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    Billy Bob Cyrus
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    I’d pay $25 to bang that

  41. Got Tide?

    I got it. They realised the C-3PO dress wasn’t good but didn’t have time to change it so they asked Miley to bring the goods to compensate. Gotta love Hollywood.

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    Its Me
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    I love this girl!

  43. Miley Cyrus The Hunger Games Premiere
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    Spontaneous sprinkler!!

  44. Miley Cyrus The Hunger Games Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Daddy issues + nice little shape = 10 minutes of fun. Now fetch me a beer.

  45. Miley Cyrus The Hunger Games Premiere
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    It’s the GI Joe Kung Fu Grip, southern style.

  46. Miley Cyrus The Hunger Games Premiere
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    doable.

  47. dontkillthemessenger

    Jennifer Lawrence is extremely hot and often Miley Cyrus looks like something that washed up on the shore.

    However, in these picks, Miley looks better. Or sexier I should say. No shame in admitting it.

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    Frank Burns
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    “Well ding-dong-diddle, I’m purty enuff to work for MIss Kitty at the Long Branch Saloon!”

  49. lillaliket

    jennifer is kinda intent on the whole “being taken seriously as an actress”-thing, miley, not so much. i guess that’s why jennifer didn’t want her (really nice,btw) body to be the center of attention while that’s kinda all miley has going for her.
    done analyzing

  50. Miley looks pretty darn good. Probably the best pictures yet. Jennifer Lawrence, on the other hand, is an absolute beauty. Anyone remember that red dress she wore to the Academy Awards last year? Miley Cyrus couldn’t upstage her if she was totally nude, blowing Bill Clinton on the Tonight Show.

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