“Whoo-ee! Where’d these come from?”
Miley Cyrus isn’t even in The Hunger Games, but her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth is, so that’s practically an engraved invitation to show up to this hootenanny with her danggone boobies out and upstage Jennifer Lawrence the actual star of the movie. Which is surprising considering Jennifer Lawrence knows how to absolutely dominate a red carpet but apparently decided looking like a titless C-3PO was just as good.
“Young adults like robots, right? No, just supernatural dry-humping? Goddammit.”
Photos: Getty, Splash News
I’d hit it. And alls it would cost me is a bucket of the colonel’s best.
It’s a win win. Everybody wins. When I buy the DVD I can think about tits at the premiere while I jack off watching tits and ass in the movie, everybody wins. Except me who can’t get a blow job from my wife, but still it’s a win.
Only in our society would this donkey be considered attractive
exactly!!! lol @ everyone saying she looks hot
“Why don’t you come up and see me sometime?”
Oh second thought, maybe I’ll come down there.
She may not be able to read but she sure does make her mark purdy fancy.
Isn’t customary for hookers to show up with a dates.
I just want to hate fuk the dumb out of her.
Tag me when you get tired.
i’d like to lick her ding dang ol’ butthole…
You mean her dadgum ol’ butthole… meaning her dad got it all gummed up.
You can hate fuck all you want it’s never coming out.
Despite newly bleached teeth and the generous exposure of her frashly spray tanned breasts ole pumpkin head cannot attract the crowd’s attention.
Must disagree with blogger: Miley < J.L.
Aagree, Jennifer Lawrence looks so much better. She also has talent other than being trashy and having a raspy “singing” voice.
Ever since you started this “Dang Ol’” speak for Miley, every time I look at her, I hear her talking in Boomhauer’s voice.
Fuck you, now that I’ve read that I can’t un-hear it!
It’s horrible, isn’t it!? It’s all SW’s fault. Bastid.
Damn gurrrl, those are real
Even a drag queen can find enough skin and fat to squish together with the right bra
Geez. she actually looks pretty good here, as opposed to her customary ‘standing outside a Walmart puffing on a menthol Kool and chewing HubbaBubba’ look.
You think the prostitute look is better?
Which one are you referring to as “the prostitute look”, this one or the Walmart/menthol one? Because … they’re pretty much all the prostitute look.
c’mon now…gotta admit, even if it’s against your ‘better judgement’ – she looks smokin’ hot. HOT I say!
Fortunately for me, I’ve put in a large chunk of time fapping to the girl chipmunks from the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” cartoon.
I hate to say this but she looks real good here. Damn, where did she learn to dress like that and show off her best assets?
What a waste of a perfectly good corset
….that’s not even vaguely a corset.
Her teeth need braces! And its not Kools its Camels!
Damn. She has filled out nicely. Just don’t let her sing.
Just the way we like her. Sexy and QUIET.
She just can’t shut that mouth.
It’s those goddamn teeth..they’re fighting for position.
Don’t forget the fucked up Joker lip.
(regretting looking past the first pic…)
This is the best ass shot there was? Lame.
She is a set of braces, or a closed mouth, away from being pretty.
C?
A
shes just wearing a push up
well played!
Too gummy.
The mouth not the tits.
Pancake profile.
She’s got that “Denisse Richards” look goin’ there, cept Denisse is pretty.
Meh! I wouldn’t touch that with a 50 foot stainless steel poll.
And I’m a horny ass male. Miley tries too fucking hard to be edgy. She will end up a fat, country bumpkin looking mother fucker.
Bull-fucking-shit. You wouldn’t even be able to maintain eye contact with her for a fraction of a second before jizzing in your underoos.
“Titless C-3PO”? As opposed to what—the one WITH tits? Oh…*in your fantasies*, the actual C-3PO has tits. And R2-D2 is Peter Dinklage, right?
By the way, just because Jennifer Lawrence isn’t flashing any cleavage, it doesn’t make her “titless.” Even in that dress, her breasts are pretty obvious.
Do you have a crush on that little girl, Tom?
If I can’t see the titties, I must assume it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and cables to provide the illusion.
no cankle shots??
Miley turned into a little hottie.
Jennifer Lawrence is stunning (with or without makeup) and very talented. Miley on the otherhand…some fake eyelashes and the flash of her boobs is not very enticing.
Why do people continue to pay attention to this talentless little shovel-faced hag?
haha shovel-face pretty much sums it up!
Awesome! I love this little hollywood whores!
the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
You know you’re a redneck when… You check to see if dem titties are still inflated.
PLEASE STOP MAKING THIS FACE! thank you.
Super classy and refined on the red carpet, with cheesy sayings and ink creeping their way out from behind her dress.
Holy Pete. I thought she was sexy before but now I REALLY want to give her the swizzle swazzle.
I wouldn’t mind seeing what that little crotch mullet
where are her mom jeans? this honky could never upstage Jennifer Lawrence.
No, she really didn’t upstage anything. You’re saying that she upstaged it because her publicist is telling you and every other gossip site out there to say so.
Kisses.
I’d pay $25 to bang that
I got it. They realised the C-3PO dress wasn’t good but didn’t have time to change it so they asked Miley to bring the goods to compensate. Gotta love Hollywood.
I love this girl!
Spontaneous sprinkler!!
Daddy issues + nice little shape = 10 minutes of fun. Now fetch me a beer.
It’s the GI Joe Kung Fu Grip, southern style.
doable.
Jennifer Lawrence is extremely hot and often Miley Cyrus looks like something that washed up on the shore.
However, in these picks, Miley looks better. Or sexier I should say. No shame in admitting it.
“Well ding-dong-diddle, I’m purty enuff to work for MIss Kitty at the Long Branch Saloon!”
jennifer is kinda intent on the whole “being taken seriously as an actress”-thing, miley, not so much. i guess that’s why jennifer didn’t want her (really nice,btw) body to be the center of attention while that’s kinda all miley has going for her.
done analyzing
Miley looks pretty darn good. Probably the best pictures yet. Jennifer Lawrence, on the other hand, is an absolute beauty. Anyone remember that red dress she wore to the Academy Awards last year? Miley Cyrus couldn’t upstage her if she was totally nude, blowing Bill Clinton on the Tonight Show.
I’m a woman, and even *I* made an “ow” face thinking of the teeth management in that scenario.