Miley Cyrus Wants Devil Horn Implants

“Would Hannah Montana put cake all over her face in her underwear?!”
“For real, I can’t breathe under here.”

Considering everyone’s seen Miley Cyrus naked so many times it’s about as shocking as a ham sandwich, I’m going to go ahead and believe this report from In Touch because she has to be running out of ideas by now. And by ideas I mean just getting naked. She was just getting naked:

A friend tells In Touch magazine, “She’s leaning toward getting silicone horns implanted in her head. Miley wants them to be very out there, like devil horns!”
And that’s not all! “She’s also interested in a corset piercing,” the friend adds. “It’s when you get holes pierced around your spine and you can actually put ribbons through those holes in a crisscross fashion to mimic the look of a corset.”

So Miley Cyrus has already gone from nymphomaniac pansexual to literal demon-child. If she’s trying to warn everybody what being a Disney star does to young girls’ minds, someone should probably tell her we’ve been watching Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan flame-out for over a decade. Nothing surprises us anymore, so she can stop painting 9/11 on her labia. Although I like how she made Billy Ray Cyrus one of the pilots. It’s subtle, but not too subtle.

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