After previously quitting Twitter because the lure of posting naked pictures of herself was too great, Miley Cyrus opened a new account on Sunday after being inspired by her new best friend Charlie Sheen. Us Magazine reports:
Late Sunday, the 18-year-old Disney starlet wrote via her new Twitter account gypsyhearttour: “‘Do not fear…the Sheenius is here!’ I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen.” (A rep for Cyrus confirmed that it was her legitimate account on Monday.)
Amidst his sold out, apparently improving live tour, Sheen, 45, took notice late Monday, and replied, “Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic! Now you proved it! Thanks for the love.”
“I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!” Cyrus replied.
A bit later in the evening, the “Climb” singer told fans she was “Makin dinner for my fam right now. Honey sesame chicken, garlic rice & salad. There’s only one thing missing & that’s Charlie Sheen!”
In Miley’s defense, she is from the south, so it’s only natural for her to be drawn to a woman beater who’s lost teeth to his drug habit. Also, this clearly proves her previous relationships were nothing more than teenage rebellion. “Dammit all, Miley, a model? You know I don’t allow homah-sexuals in the house. Alright, fine, he can stay as long he knows I’m gonna whoop him with the King James ‘fore makin’ him sleep downstairs with the house-nigger. Which reminds me, my mint julep’s empty. TOBY!”