Miley Cyrus is Twitter BFFs With This

April 5th, 2011 // 44 Comments

After previously quitting Twitter because the lure of posting naked pictures of herself was too great, Miley Cyrus opened a new account on Sunday after being inspired by her new best friend Charlie Sheen. Us Magazine reports:

Late Sunday, the 18-year-old Disney starlet wrote via her new Twitter account gypsyhearttour: “‘Do not fear…the Sheenius is here!’ I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen.” (A rep for Cyrus confirmed that it was her legitimate account on Monday.)
Amidst his sold out, apparently improving live tour, Sheen, 45, took notice late Monday, and replied, “Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic! Now you proved it! Thanks for the love.”
“I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!” Cyrus replied.
A bit later in the evening, the “Climb” singer told fans she was “Makin dinner for my fam right now. Honey sesame chicken, garlic rice & salad. There’s only one thing missing & that’s Charlie Sheen!”

In Miley’s defense, she is from the south, so it’s only natural for her to be drawn to a woman beater who’s lost teeth to his drug habit. Also, this clearly proves her previous relationships were nothing more than teenage rebellion. “Dammit all, Miley, a model? You know I don’t allow homah-sexuals in the house. Alright, fine, he can stay as long he knows I’m gonna whoop him with the King James ‘fore makin’ him sleep downstairs with the house-nigger. Which reminds me, my mint julep’s empty. TOBY!”

Photos: Fame, WENN

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  1. Tiger blood meets Taco Blood.

    • ZigZagZoey

      +1

      • Dodhy

        TheKorrea1000oh well carmen’s real name is maliesa lusha max’s real name is luis armand garcia angie’s real name is constance marie benny’s real name is belita moreno vic’s real name is emiliano diaz somethin like that and ernie’s real name is valente rodriguez i know the rest of the names to aimee garcia is veronica! that is the cast of george lopez show!

  2. Charlie Sheen Miley Cyrus Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to make a comment about cooking her famous possum pie, except that she’s using a dog.

    But then I realized she’s wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt and I’ll punch myself in the taint if that little piece of trash has ever heard a Maiden song, no less being a fan.

  3. Deacon Jones

    If I was Sheen I’d have her ass on a private jet heading to the next show

  4. She’ll be one of the Goddesses any minute now.

  5. Did anyone else read that headline as “Miley Cyrus Likes Anal”??

  6. Roberta

    I’m going to the Cleveland show tonight, I’ll let you know if she’s there :P

  7. That a boy charlie. Make her a goddesses and turn her ass out like a warlock would. Winning!!

  8. Qaroliine

    Oh silly people, doubting the world ending in 2012. Well, feeling pretty stupid now, eh, having the evidence thrown in your effin face?

  9. Top class Blanche Devereaux moment, Fish.

  10. Charlie Sheen Miley Cyrus Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want 2 grams of rock Charlie!

  11. RivernEgypt

    “white, toothless,” woman beater maybe, drug taker formerly but that’s a Hispanic with a pretty good set of choppers…..

  12. angrymexicant

    She’s wearing an Iron Maiden T-Shirt… Wish somebody would put her in a real Iron Maiden for insulting one of the best metal bands ever!

  13. dpbefun

    I would like to see Sheen drop a little “Warlock Napalm” on her cheeks.

  14. Dan

    Where are all the Miley defenders?!? Where are they now?

  15. Charlie Sheen Miley Cyrus Twitter
    Joe Mahma
    Commented on this photo:

    His liver is fucked.

  16. Rough conquers passive aggressive angry birds

    Tap that spring chicken Charlie…We’re counting on you.

  17. BigJim

    Geddy Lee got a haircut.

  18. Alex Dur

    The use of the “N” word within this post was not called for, I am not overly sensitive and I have taken many of your posts with stride since your witticisms are largely successful…I know it may not mean much (if anything at all), but you have just lost an avid reader of your site…

  19. the one

    even she did it too.
    ……….JUST STICK WITH THE FUNDIMENTALS, folks!!

  20. puddleduck

    He looks like shit. Period.

  21. synchg

    why am i not surprised. 2 celebrities undeserving of their fame and fortune are friends, all because their daddy got them through the front door, and didnt have to work for it

  22. Charlie Sheen Miley Cyrus Twitter
    Karina
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is how many were inside me at once. Yay!”

    • Thisis

      narutomanga05to the people who say gegroe lopez sucks, no infact to the people who say any commedian sucks, i wanna see you fuckers come up with something funnier then. when you can make me laugh as much as a real commedian then you can say shit. but until then shut the fuck up, no cares what you think. so say shit about gegroe lopez when the majority of society votes you funnier then him.

  23. gigi

    ew, why’s Charlie so YELLOW??

  24. man. this sounds rough but its the first thing i thought of when i saw this picture. he looks like my dad did about a month before he passed away from lung cancer. and that shit sucked. pick ya self up sheen. this aint good. when you look like death is about to open up and take you in, re-win dude. just, re-win.

  25. Shana

    He’s gonna tap that

  26. Porky

    According to his first goddess, he has those fake teeth that slip over the real ones and he can take then in and out at will. Kinda like those wax lips they used to sell.

  27. tiffany

    i love ur vois pleas donet loos it hanna

  28. Ceramon

    narutomanga05to the people who say gegroe lopez sucks, no infact to the people who say any commedian sucks, i wanna see you fuckers come up with something funnier then. when you can make me laugh as much as a real commedian then you can say shit. but until then shut the fuck up, no cares what you think. so say shit about gegroe lopez when the majority of society votes you funnier then him.

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