Miley Cyrus Causes Boost in Salvia Sales

December 13th, 2010 // 37 Comments

“Camera people, halt! — I want to touch your souls.”

When a video of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong allegedly containing salvia – a legal herbal hallucinogenic – hit the web many people responded with, “What’s the big deal? This is what 18-year-olds do.” Except most 18-year-olds don’t sit on the throne of a billion dollar franchise buoyed by impressionable young girls causing this to happen. Via TMZ:

According to people who deal, legally, in salvia divinorum … sales have increased since Friday — in some cases up to 3 times the usual tally.
TMZ spoke with several head shops in the Los Angeles area and we’re told — not only have sales jumped — but many of the customers specifically asked for “the stuff Miley was smoking.”

In the meantime, Miley is taking the whole thing in stride and apparently knew the video was out there which, in a way, proves she didn’t inhale and is a total poser:

Miley arrived in New Orleans last week to shoot “So Undercover” — and sources close to the production say hours after TMZ published the video of Miley taking bong hits … she showed up for rehearsals.
We’re told Miley and her co-star — Kelly Osbourne — ran through script lines, as scheduled, on Friday. According to our sources … Miley knew the bong video was out, but “she kept her focus on the movie.”

Jesus. 18 for barely two weeks and already her publicist is dusting this puppy off:

“The Lindsay”
Lindsay arrived in ______ last week to shoot _______ and sources close to the production say hours after _______ published ______ of Lindsay _______ she showed up for rehearsals.
We’re told Lindsay and her co-star — ________ — ran through script lines, as scheduled, on ______. According to our sources, Lindsay knew the _______ was out, but “she kept her focus on the movie.”

So for those of you who thinking, “Wow, this all sounds vaguely familiar…,” congratulations, you’re not crazy. High five!

Photos: Splash News


  1. RtSS

    First Beyotches!!!

    • male

      are there actually people out there who like MIley Cyrus? I mean apparently she has fans…but where are they and who are they?

  2. Mortimer Duke

    Salvia smoker – cock smoker… At the end of the day isnt all the same thing?

  3. Rachael

    Next stop, heroin train.

  4. jojo

    The story here is the powerhouse acting duo of Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne honing their thespian chops.

  5. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    She kept saying her “boyfriend Liam”… Didn’t she break up with him months ago? Maybe this cellphone video is a few months old.

  6. nah

    heh heh heh look at this little whore holding her hand up like she is above it all

  7. dirtbag

    I believe we are within moments away from miley showing off some cunt for the cameras. and cuz she’s now 18, it”ll be a fucking field day for paps. after that, life will go on and miley will be totally shitty old news just like that cunt lindsay. I hope this miley cunt smokes lots of different shit including crack and heroine and end up like lindsay, maybe even worse cuz miley is so much uglier than lindsay. fucking cunts

  8. josh

    Ugly degenerated ho.

  9. spinal

    “…the stuff Miley was smoking.”

    It’s depressing how dumb and sheep-like people are. Also, there’s no way in hell salvia should be legal if marijuana isn’t. I smoked it once in college and my teeth were grinding violently as the world moved in excruciating stuttering stop-motion for about a minute, and then I felt dizzy and tired and brain-damaged for a good three hours afterward. That shit is not nice or fun at all.

  10. McFeely Smackup

    I just want to see one picture where her upper lip covers her teeth. She’s like an upscale harelip.

  11. poopsmith

    god little kids are soo fucking weak, i cant believe sales actually went up cause she did it, i bet it fucking warped their fragile little minds. anyway, why the fuck couldnt she have endorsed weed shit, itd probably be legal already

  12. bitingontinfoil

    It was NOT salvia. Salvia is a powerful hallicinogenic that makes you go into a “fugue” state. Google some vids. She was just acting like an ass on some strong weed. Salvia is waaaay worse than weed for reaction. Some poor kids going out to buy it are in for a BIG surprise!

    • bitingonfail

      You have obviously never smoked anything but cock in your life. No weed fucks you up that fast. Stop posting about shit that you have no clue about.

  13. President Clinton

    How come I can tell she has kankles even though the picture cuts off at her knees?

  14. suprgrl

    I just bought some!

  15. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley seen here practicing with her invisible joust stick for her debut in the long since canceled American Gladiators.

  16. Pangulin

    I’m just say, the power of the Hanna Montana train is alive and well in California.
    The fact many people seem to overlook is many of Miley Cyrus’ fans from Hanna Montana have also grown up! There are people who can’t wait to see what her next move is and then run right out to do the same thing! Brainless and mindless sheep of the internet age,that’s what they are!
    The rest of you, haters and the like, are just jealous of her success and the fact that you will never be that successful at anything you do.
    That is the same reason that you make all of the nasty comments about many of the people Fish posts stuff about. That is also what makes the site so damn funny because you all are so transparent! Peace out,Suckers!

    • Wibble

      And you’re jelous of not having as much wit as the majority of people who post here on a daily basis and fill our lives with a bit of humor.

      All you do is write three paragraphs of bullshit. It’s not witty, it’s not funny, it’s just pretentious prattling.

      Get drunk. Get laid. Get over yourself.

  17. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley-”Whooooa! I can see the music maaaaan.”
    Long haired hippy-”Should we tell her it was oregano yet?”

  18. Jon micheal

    data entry

  19. anonym

    god damn she looks like trailer trash.

    imagine what she’ll look like when she gets fat.

  20. Awww…. she’s practicing for the sobriety test she’ll be taking in a month or so.

  21. Pablo Escobar called. He wants his sunglasses back and his cut on the salvia market.

  22. So here’s the deal. I’ve looked deep inside my soul and realized I don’t actually WANT to see Miley sex tape, so if someone could just please head this off at the pass…

  23. Lux

    Man, economists aren’t dicking around about that “tween market.”

  24. Gzaster

    Just let me know when she slips a nip.

  25. Captain Slappy

    I figure at this rate, there’s a shitload of Congressman hungrily watching to see if Miss Cyrus does a Britney Spears so they can move in for the kill…..(it ain’t rape if they’re willing and you pay for it).

  26. HuuHaa Innanen

    Soon she’s heading to rehab. All the signs are there which implicate that she’s going to move on to harder drugs. Same story as Lindsay Lohan’s one. It’s just a matter of time.

  27. athena

    she was also listening to BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Alex

    I smoked salvia before, but it was mostly a waste of money (that’s why it’s not illegal). It did make me feel weightless, though. I thought I could jump up to the ceiling.

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