Miley Cyrus Just Inceptioned The Internet

November 25th, 2013 // 37 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at the American Music Awards last night with a giant lip-synching kitten because the Internet runs on cat photos and her vagina, so she literally just played us like a hillbilly harp from hell. Although, I guess I could’ve said banjo, but sometimes I like to be subtle. Subtle like a giant singing pussy.


Photos: Getty


  1. She figured out how to make her pussy sing.

  2. brick

    Put on some proper drawers for a change.

  3. BlinkyTheFish

    It’s painful watching people like her think she’s being clever. Or sexy. Or unique.

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  5. Deacon Jones

    Its almost like she’s trying to compensate for something with her slutty, 80s porn star outfits….

    Now does this mean when I’m Facebook creeping all my cousin’s hot college friends they’ll be wearing kitten head t-shirts instead of sticking their tongues out sideways?

  6. Mohawk Disco

    This is just sad now. And that cat is creepy.

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    Very nice.

  8. That pussy is sooooooooooooooooo CUTE NOT!
    “All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!”

  9. cc

    I just wanted to stick her tongue out. I hate it, because she looks stunned, but at least it makes me think of getting head.

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    Geez, do you think maybe there’s some subtle humor going on here…you know, the pussy situated right where her pussy is? I must say, it’s an awfully clever contrivance, I imagine not many people figured it out.

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    Her body is so featureless you can’t tell if she’s facing forward or backwards when her head is cropped out of the picture

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    Cock Dr
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    I think I’ll start a philosophical discussion on American pop culture and feminism while gathered round the Thanksgiving table. Pumpkinhead Cyrus can be Exhibit A.
    If nothing else it will help clear the room & enable pie access.

    • Dox

      I’ve always found feminism to be a fascinating subject. That someone holds up a person who acts foolishly, dresses in a manner befitting a prostitute, and wags her tongue at anyone within visual range is somehow….

      Amusing and sad at the same time. But perhaps I lack understanding. Perhaps women aren’t fighting to be seen as equals, but rather to be seen as equally foppish and mentally deficient.

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    Cock Dr
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    Those panties are looking very pumped up with something.

  14. she thinks she’s the first woman on earth with a mons pubis.

  15. Robb7

    Pathetically desperate and immature. Go, Miley!

  16. AdRaver

    I can officially say I have now seen the stupidest thing in the entire world.

  17. Pure fuckery last night. I don’t know what she was thinking. I guess she was not able to rope anyone into her bullshit like she did last time. She is a halfway decent singer with halfway decent songs, I don’t know why she needs to do this crap.

  18. there are so many better ways to dress like a whore than this

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    I’m loving this outfit.

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    I can’t help it. I fucking love her body.

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    Very housewife.

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    PETA? Hello? Can we get some outraged pie tossing?

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    Dirty Travolta
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    I wanna punch that pussy in the lipps

  25. Such a horrifically unattractive hillbilly, in every possible way.

  26. YukYuk

    Absolute trash.

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    Is this the front or the back?

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    whatever…she’s 3 seconds away from being a dude….short hair,semi deep voice,no tit. Throw a penis on her and wahlaa….dude. Heck I got pecks from working out…and I got more boob than her…She needs implants if she continues her half naked routines….please she’s built like a 12 yr old….I feel like a pedofile looking at her half bareass

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    Mr. Crotch
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    Justin Bieber ???

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