Miley Cyrus Just Inceptioned The Internet

The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at the American Music Awards last night with a giant lip-synching kitten because the Internet runs on cat photos and her vagina, so she literally just played us like a hillbilly harp from hell. Although, I guess I could’ve said banjo, but sometimes I like to be subtle. Subtle like a giant singing pussy.

 

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