And Now A Moment For Whatever The Hell Miley Cyrus Is Wearing

July 15th, 2013 // 28 Comments

I was going to let these pics stand by themselves because, we get it, Princess Twerklegum, Hannah Montana’s gone ratchet. But just for the record, it is getting crazy hard to tell Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber apart. I made Photo Boy check every single one of these to make sure there isn’t a mop bucket full of piss in the background, and even then, how can we really know for sure? How can we really know?

Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, WENN

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  1. Weeblo

    I thought she takes $1 in her g-string

  2. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    She does have great legs.

  3. cc

    ‘Hey, I’ve don’t need any swag, I’ll just make some swag outta dollas, cuz I got so much green, I be rollin in it.’ *sticks out tongue and bends over for good measure*

  4. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Benjamin Franklin would’ve loved you, Miley. If you were a french whore. But hey, nobody’s perfect. It’s not your fault that you’re not French 1 out of 2 ain’t bad.

  5. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    An inch or two away from the money shot.

  6. Shouldn’t those be confederate dollars?

  7. Jimmy

    These Hillbillies.

    They are hot from 16-22, then it’s all over. (see Jessica Simpson, Britney). Must be the well water, wreaking havoc with their DNA.

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    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, dad! I’m at the store wearing a short dress. Everyone’s looking at me like you usually do. What should I do?… Well, it’s short, tight against my body… What?! Pick up lotion?! You ran out again?!

  9. tom

    That girl has no clue and no education.

  10. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she filming a Geico commercial?

  11. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Wearing that “dress” destroys the Lipstick Lesbian theory but reaffirms Hillbilly taste.

  12. albert pike's taint

    Wouldn’t be surprised if this was just a clever way of displaying ye ol’ pyramid right over her androgynous genital region.

  13. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Kay
    Commented on this photo:

    What an idiot. she’s flipping off the paps, “Oh, don’t look at me! Don’t look at me! Gawh, you’re always taking my picture!” Dumb ass, you’re wearing a freaking money dress. A stranger on the street would snap a cell phone pic of you, even if you were a nobody. You WANT to be looked at.

  14. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    BK
    Commented on this photo:

    just keep rocking it!! u look awesome and i love your image – individual and strong.

  15. tlmck

    Sadly, she could make a million of these dresses with real money, just with the money from her Christmas club account.

  16. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley’s advertising how much she charges on her dress.

  17. beezers

    It’s easy to tell the difference between Miley and Justin — he’s prettier!

  18. Cheap Thrill

    I wish she’d OD already, dumb abrasive bitch.

  19. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me see if I can get this straight. She has no problems with having a photo taken of her pretending to lick and eat a penis-shaped cake nor does she have a problem with a photo being taken of her grabbing a female stripper’s almost completely naked big black booty, but having someone take a photo of her dressed in public while talking on a cell phone…that’s going too far!

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Let me guess: they’re counterfeit dollars (aka fraudulant).

  21. kery

    She has no class. That dress is made for a ho. Good choice Miley ….

  22. Miley Cyrus Tight Cash Money Minidress Tish Cyrus
    Tony
    Commented on this photo:

    With just a little bit of hair gel and a blow dryer, she would have Vanilla Ice’s hair from Ice, Ice, Baby.

  23. Pippi Longcocking

    The outfit pretty much says it all…

  24. Johnny Barbells

    …ha …’adventure time’ …i got it.

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