Miley Cyrus Canceled Her Bangerz Tour

If you’ve noticed a sudden freshness to the air along with a general feeling of improved health across America, Miley Cyrus has officially canceled the remaining US dates of her Bangerz tour before she even got a chance to blow Teddy Roosevelt. Theoretically, the tour will resume in August once she’s recovered from an allergic reaction to antibiotics, but that’s if you believe the official story, and not the real one which is she miscarried Billy Ray Cyrus’ baby. All the cool kids are doing it.

Photos: CYVR/AKM-GSI, Getty

Tags: Miley Cyrus