Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping in Los Angeles yesterday where if you couldn’t already tell by the shorts, she’s on her way to have lunch with Billy Ray Cyrus. And if you think I’m going to make some sort of cheesy joke about him ordering “the salad,” don’t be ridiculous. Hillbillies don’t eat salads. They eat rump roast! Ahahahahaha shoot me in my sleep.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, COBO/AKM-GSI
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i’d eat that dang ol’ country ass, yes i would…
anyone who thinks she is remotely attractive probably wants to bang her brother too. some losers will bang ANYTHING they can slip their 2 incher into.
Pretty much anything that looks like a boy will get the creeps drooling around here. Just an average day on a gossip site.
My lips say “I don’t care”, but my boner says “that’s a lie”.
Walk hard.
Should we be surprised that this hillbilly is eating with his hat on….
Nice….
He is outside; I would call him out if he didn’t take it off inside restaurants.
Is she shopping at the US Army surplus?
Miley-rump . . . meh. But check out the cans on the girl in red!
They’re nice. I bet they were nicer 20 years ago, when they weren’t halfway down to her knees.
“Step on a crack, break your mothers back. Stop on a curb, smash a Hatfield’s faces in. Yeehaw!”
she knows what she’s doing
She also knows what I’m doing right now.
…Fapping furiously while pretending she’s the boy she looks like from behind?
eww
I know people Don’t like her, but I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed in those shorts.
You wouldn’t kick anyone out of bed as long as they look like Justin Bieber from behind. Don’t kid yourself dummy.
i like her daddy
whats wrong with eating and wearing a hat?
what?
who made these stupid rules
Same thing I wondered… Didn’t realize food goes on your head! Damn stupid people and their etiquette!!!
Holy fuck I just came on my balls!!!!
“Hee hee, daddy thinks I’m sexy…”
She dresses like its 1996. Flannels, combat boots, high waste shorts and half shirts.
why does she bother wearing clothes?
is she pulling a wedgie?
‘coon must’ve gotten her on the right cheek
gross, get some class.
Well put!
Californy is the place you oughtta be so they loaded up the truck and the moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin’ pools, movie stars….
She’s too freaking young to have a butt that look that good!!!
Actually she’s too female to have legs that look like a young boy’s.
You’re insecure about being a chubby chaser, we get it. Enough already.
I think she wears those dumb boots in the summer because she realizes she has ankles like a shaved Budweiser Clydesdale.
I hated Hannah Montana. I fucking love Miley Cyrus.
In every picture of Miley Cyrus there is a mannequin saying it all with their dang ol’ plastic face
How can you not love her? She has a smoking hot little body and loves to dress like a little slut and show it off. If she was not a rich star she would definitely be on porn sites banging 10 dudes at one time and loving it.
If “smoking hot” means boyish in your neck of the woods, then yeah, her body’s definitely that!
She’s what, 18-19 and has a rear like an old lady. Nothing to look at here folks…
There are things I regret seeing. The guy with his face eaten off, and Miley’s “ass”
Is it just me who thinks that Miley should be the one wearing the sandals and the guy (her father?) she’s with the engineer boots?
I just hate her! I can’t even look at her naked!
I would bang the hillbilly right out off that ass.
Getting a little bit of cottage cheese on those thighs. Maybe she should reconsider all that glutian-free nonsense.
Cellulite is caused by eating too much sugar and fat and not exercising enough.
I love how all the virgin creeps on this site are fitness experts!:) This bitch has legs like a 12 year old, but apparently even that is too old looking for some around here! It’s not “hot” until the girl has the atrophied legs of a toddler! What a sad bunch of creeps:)
Nope, I haven’t been a virgin in quite a while. And, as a matter of fact, I was a fitness trainer. While, I agree Miley’s ass is nothing to look at, much less expose in these ridiculous shorts (Don’t care how nice a person’s butt cheeks are, keep ‘em covered).
She’s 19, she’s petite and she has a normal teenage girl’s body.
But, I’ve seen slender girls & women (and quite a few men) with cellulite. If you eat right & exercise, cellulite is avoidable.
I’d like to sneak up behind her and ram it up her butt.
She’s definitely in the running for this years “Trailer Park Princess” pageant.
There’s a trashy-grungy William Wallace thing going on there that perhaps not so weirdly fuels my boner.
The Beverly Douchebillies.
Billy Ray taps that for sure,
Just because you live in a mansion doesn’t mean you’re not trailer trash.
Classless little skank
the zoom tool is useful here
Looks like she buys her shorts from China, ;
miley is looking like more like a guy every day.you morons who claim she’s hot obviously don’t have any standards.you know what i mean.you probably think fat girls are hot because they have large boobs.ewww..you freaks.
this girl has gone the ‘way’ of all the other wayward voyeurism addicted trash(madonna..spears…cher..kardooshians,,,etc etc..her career will flicker out and she’ll be one of those stars that you hear about every once ina while but have pretty much forgotten about..like alecia silverstone..alanis morisette,,jewel..morris the cat..