Miley Cyrus Really Hates Bras
I am who I am! #braless
Of course, this has to be great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, who’s now one step closer to getting that conservatorship he’s been dreaming about, and then it’s nuttin’ but Taco Bell and Corn Pops with his little girl ’till the cows come home.
BILLY RAY: *crunch crunch* Ain’t this heaven, sweetheart?
MILEY: It sure is! … Daddy?
BILLY RAY: Yes, pum’kin?
MILEY: Can I have s’more Red Bull on mah Lucky Charms?
BILLY RAY: *wipes away tear* I thought you’d never ask…