Miley Cyrus Really Hates Bras

April 27th, 2011 // 69 Comments

As part of her quest to become the new Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus continued her war on bras by posting the above pic and the following message on Twitter:

I am who I am! #braless

Of course, this has to be great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, who’s now one step closer to getting that conservatorship he’s been dreaming about, and then it’s nuttin’ but Taco Bell and Corn Pops with his little girl ’till the cows come home.

BILLY RAY: *crunch crunch* Ain’t this heaven, sweetheart?
MILEY: It sure is! … Daddy?
BILLY RAY: Yes, pum’kin?
MILEY: Can I have s’more Red Bull on mah Lucky Charms?
BILLY RAY: *wipes away tear* I thought you’d never ask…

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Bucky Barnes

    Of course it doesn’t really matter since she’s also tit-less.

    • Marley

      Marry me.

    • Chase

      Tits or die

    • noodle

      her tits are still young and perky. bras are just decoration at that age.

      • Anon

        @noodle: She’s done developing, you fucking moron. Do you know how old she is? The only thing that will make them grow now besides surgery is getting fat, getting knocked up, or rarely from birth control or other things that fuck with hormones.

      • Big Ass Bunny Feet

        Anon, have you been trading your meds for candy again?

    • Celestial

      Im 23, with the same body, it dont matter when we have no boobs, bras are evil! haha (and a womans breasts dont stop growing until 22, ask ne dr!) Let her rock it like all of us in the ibtc!

    • Search Targeted Individual

      Closely listen to an Inception dvd made before the January 8th Tucson shooting, especially during the dialogue, “Do It.”

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    Amber
    Commented on this photo:

    If she keeps going without bras, her tits will hanging down to her knees by the time she’s 30.

  3. Intergalactic Captain Superstar Mc Awesomeville

    very tastefull ( yeah right sarcasm all the way )

  4. dpbefun

    I hate to say it…Miley and I have something in common.

  5. JOSH

    nice bathroom…anyways, dont these overly un deserving rich people have anything better to do with their time than take slutty photos of themselves in a mirror just so people react to it…this girls is not attractive face wise, she has a smooshed in pug face, always will…sorry she may have an ok body but the face looks high school average to me.

  6. Squirlli

    if you didn’t have teeth would you use a toothbrush?

  7. Smaug

    who would want to see her in a bra anyhow? lets see those legal tits!

  8. Colin

    I am who I am. Standing in an elaborate shirt in the bathroom taking whore pics of myself and then attempting to disguise them as some kinda feminist thingy. Y’all.

  9. Are Lindsay Lohan’s flapjack boobs not warning enough for the young women of today?

  10. LJ

    I’d marry that in a second with a good prenup.

    Did you see what Tiger’s wife suckered him outta?

    Six months with Miley should be worth a few million.

  11. Her phone must have acted up bc Im pretty it was supposed to be
    I am who I am! #brainless

  12. Deacon Jones

    That pic was anti-climatic

  13. BENWAW

    why do we have to see her on this site, she’s disgusting, please go back to hillbilly land

  14. Trousers

    This harvest is fixing to be a great one.

    Hetus! Alte omnebus!

  15. My boobs are way too big to go braless, that shit hurts. But good to know I will have them for a lot longer then Miley, like ^^ that guy said, Learn from Lindsay’s mistakes. Don’t embrace gravity, fight it ;)

  16. mrs. t

    There’s a far bigger problem with these pics than droopy side boob: that fucking shirt. Are we really going to be forced to live through these shoulderless bastards again? My God, do they still have Merry-Go-Round stores in The South?

  17. What’s the point of bragging about being braless while posting a photo where there’s no hint of boob even visible.

  18. whatthehuh?

    is that a shiny green vibrator there in the shower?

  19. RoboZombie

    He calls her pumpkin cuz her head looks like one!

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    herbiefrog
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s a preetty young girl…

    let’s not abuse her again,…

  21. Miley Cyrus is unattractive. There, I said it.

  22. Chase

    Miley has a kind heart and shes talent

    • BENWAW

      please tell me what her f ing talent is. It sure ain’t singing cause is sounds like she screams and then autotunes it, It ain’t talking, but maybe its smoking a couple packs of marlboro’s a day cause she sounds like she does that quite nicely

      • The Critical Crassness

        As I am sure you are too ill equipped intelligence-wise to figure it out for yourself…..her talent is making boatloads more money this year, than your sorry, jealous, little, mid-schooler butt will in your entire lifetime.

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      Its past your bedtime honey, get off the internet or you’ll be too sleepy in middle school tomorrow

  23. Dan

    I think someone wasn’t getting the attention they wanted…

    You got the attention for being braless … what’s next?

  24. anonymoose

    Hideous narcissist is as hideous narcissist does.

    btw, she should look into exterminating that moth problem in her closet. It’s a shame what happened to the shoulders of that shirt. Is she so self-obsessed that she didn’t notice the gaping hole in that shirt?

  25. Hank

    Well yeah, she’s unattractive, redneck, white trash, and all you’ve said… but she sure has a rocking body… I’d lick her legs for hours (and then the rest of her)

  26. The south: Where pumpkin is a verb.

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    152-Scott Champion
    Commented on this photo:

    Non-sense, plus, that sounds embrassing as hell.

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    herbiefrog
    Commented on this photo:

    we hadn’t thought of the rubbing…

    thanks : ))

  29. Where can I get a shirt with flesh epaulets?

  30. Chris

    And I thank God for that everyday!

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    Prioritities
    Commented on this photo:

    There is not enough room in this photo for her ego.

  32. The Listener

    That explains all the sexy side boob shots when she’s in public. I don’t mind. I like how when she knows she’s showing a little too much side boob in a dress she tries to use her hair to cover part of her breasts.

  33. Is that Christie Brinkley standing next to her?

  34. Rob Frost

    You know what freaks me out?
    A few decades ago, braless was the norm.
    Now it’s some kind of scandal if someone doesn’t wear one.

    I wish I lived in the 70′s.

  35. Matcher

    After carefully examining the picture, I have no choice but to come to the following conclusion: Miley Cyrus could pee on me.

  36. Tinklepants Astronaut

    No Valtrex or empty pregnancy test boxes anywhere in the bathroom . . . boring!

  37. Bras

    What the hell makes you think we’d want to be seen with her?

  38. Selena Gomez

    As much as she tries to be “sexy”, it won’t change the fact her face is incredibly ugly.

  39. the captain

    so what?
    ………WE HATE HER.

  40. BSAHDG

    Get over urself peepz! Big deal.

  41. DJames

    Somewhere Joe Simpson is crying into his flannel shirt and cursing the fact he didnt get the adoption papers signed while Miley was fighting with BillyRay.

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    DocJ
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d fuck her.

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    lils
    Commented on this photo:

    puffy nipples?

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    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are you waving, Miley? Remember, America HATES you!!!

  45. Kay

    “Everyone! Look at me!”

    Trashy.

  46. MLVC

    once again my taste buds crave her crapper

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