Miley Cyrus Takin’ Them Dang Ol’ Puppies Fer A Walk

May 16th, 2012 // 34 Comments

Here’s a braless Miley Cyrus taking her new puppy for a walk in Miami yesterday while politely bending over for her fans and letting them look right down her shirt which is apparently every young girl with weight issues‘ dream come true. Here I just assumed it was dry-humping Robert Pattinson at a Cold Stone, so now I know Jennifer Love Hewitt is the exception not the rule. Lesson learned.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Johnny P!

    She’ll have to go ‘Full Britney’ to remain the least bit relevant.

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    metoo
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    Depressing on so many levels.

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    Too bad Billy Ray blew all that Achy Breaky money on mullet highlights, otherwise he could have afforded braces for his daughter.

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    Frank Burns
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    After the failures of T-1000 and T-X, Skynet abandoned plans to assassinate John Connor, and instead sent the T-Hillbilly back through time to just annoy the bejesus out of him.

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    josh
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    T-TIMMAY!

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    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet that poor dog is already SO sick of peanut butter.

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    SOB
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    Stupid nose ring

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    Frank Burns
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    Tony Stark suddenly realizes that Miley Cyrus is the secret identity of The Mandarin!

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    Snaggletooth – check. Nose ring – check. Streaky dye job – check. Yessir, she’s just hit the White Trash Trifecta. Niiiiice!

  10. EricLr

    I guess Peta is fine with her using this poor dog and then abandoning him the second he’s not cute anymore–just as long as she flashes some dang ole’ side boobie for them in a billboard ad someday.

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    The Most Interesting
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    The worst part is, you just know that poor puppy’s going to grow up retarded.

  12. Anon

    I don’t even want to think about Miley — but that is one cute puppy!

  13. theoriginal LJ

    While doing research for a possible nip slip on Photo 1 (zoom), I noted that there is clearly fabric of some sort supporting the lower part of the boobie, and no nip slip.

  14. Crissy

    I dont know why but for some reason this miley chick makes me tingle down there!… I’d do her!

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    guttboy
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    I still don’t understand why anybody is remotely interested in this flat chested snaggle toothed Hillbilly….

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    Short FB!
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    Years of inbreeding.

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    Fart Barfunkle
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    Nipslip! Woot!

  18. i want more miley cyrus posts for the sole reason of laughing at how you write the titles

  19. kimmykimkim

    When do we reach the point where saying “braless Miley Cyrus” is redundant?

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    kimmykimkim
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    God, I feel so pretty when I look at this picture.

  21. Batman

    I feel ashamed it took me this long to start reading Miley’s post titles in Boomhauer’s voice.

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    Coyote
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    I want to do Dirty Dirty Things with Her; All Day Long

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    dieter
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    her tattoo confuses me. what number is that supposed to be?

  24. You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the trash.

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    Amber
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    Aw poor girl:( She’s so obese!

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    Amber
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    Let me clarify not Miley her fan..

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    JANE
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    Her hair…..

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    Rabbit
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    Sorry but that is a stupid looking skirt!

  29. Yoshi

    i think it is a good video yet it is not as random as Lady GaGa’s. It is about time she does shtemoing new, she has been on Hannah Montana since the age of 13 so it is time for her to move away. She is trying to escape the DIsney girl. She understands that she has girls who are in love with her but she is trying to get a new audience and also the damage has already been done to the little children by Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and whenever they turn on MTV. It is not like Disney Channel will be showing it so I don’t see any problem with this video. She is just expressing herself and trying a new look so there is no need to complain. She is not the only one who is doing trashy things look at the latest video’s by Lady GaGa, Rihanna and Beyonce so she is just doing what everything who is popular is doing and there is nothing wrong with that if everyone else is doing it.

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