Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Fancy Ol’ Bra To Go To Dang Ol’ Disneyland, It Ain’t No Hootenanny

May 7th, 2012 // 57 Comments
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Disney has put untold millions into Miley Cyrus‘ pockets allowing her to live a sweet, care-free existence full of Pilates classes and cakes shaped like giant dicks. Pharaohs didn’t have it this good. So you’d just assume that when she visits her benefactor’s family-themed amusement park, she’d dress just a tad more modestly. Then again, you’d also be assuming she wasn’t raised by a man whose mullet impregnated a woman with angel wings tattooed on her back which she later used to seduce Bret Michaels behind a funnel cake stand, so basically this happened:

TIMMY: Dude, how was Disneyland?
TOMMY: Well, I saw the Genie from Aladdin, Goofy, Lightning McQueen. Oh, and Hannah Montana poked me in the eye with the pointy part of her boob.
TIMMY: Eww.
TOMMY: Yeah. I think I want to do drugs now.
TIMMY: You’re 5.
TOMMY: Not on the inside anymore. Not on the inside…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is a Disney character?

  2. EricLr

    Poor girl has about as much mass on her chest as above her shoulders.

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    USDA Prime McBeef
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    crossing fingers for shitty coaster maintenance.

  4. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
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    Tittays look a lil too weirdly pointy. Sorry but even puffy nipples don’t leave such a wide area standing out. I think she could be wearing a balconette bra or something? Or got some silicone

  5. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Just the latest “star” to prove that she is really trash….

  6. The Royal Penis

    She’s on a campaign to make small tits awesome, I’d say she’s doing a decent job.

  7. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    come on! she’s a young lady who never had a childhood! give her a break and let her just enjoy life!

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    Brittani
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else realise she brought 2 different pairs of sun glasses?

  9. Jonas Grumby

    I don’t see any kids or families in any of the pictures. Was it a special event at Disney or something, like ‘Hillbilly No-Bra’ day? Let’s hope not, because at her age you just know Minnie’s rack is sagging to the ground.

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    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    Bras are so 2000′s.Aany form of underwear is I guess. I’m ok with that.

  11. This chick doesn’t need a bra; well maybe a training bra. She doesn’t have any tits. Just a couple of mosquito bites.

    She is such redneck trash it’s disgusting.

  12. Signed:NipplyGirl

    Hey, I have a question for all you red-blooded males. Do guys like puffy nipples or not?

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Chipmunk face, chipmunk tits.
    (yeah, I went there.)

  14. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hee-HAWWWW!”

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s Charlie Sheen doing there?

  16. I’d hit it. Probably more than once.

    • Oh shut up you’d hit it and put a ring on it and then cry after it leaves your ass. All you stupid average and ugly looking mother fuckers thinking they can have any say on women’s appearance, especially celebrities, are kidding yourself. You couldn’t get a girl half as good looking as Miley to be fuck. Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “They’s a log blockin’ the tracks? Lemme at it! I’ll chomp through that dang ole thang in two bites!”

  18. Nathan

    I am so in love with the fact Miley hates bras. I’d marry this chick. Hot and getting hotter.

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi Fleiss looks like she’s having a good time.

  20. cc

    It’s a new kind of voyeur porn…they put a girl with no bra on a roller coaster and then film the motion of her tits.

  21. Wendy

    I hate myself for laughing every time I read one of these Miley headlines.

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    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not seeing a downside here… if anything I see two upsides!

  23. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
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    “You check out this woman in front of us? ‘Ooh, I’m wearin’ a bra under my tank top, I’m classy.’ Go to church, granny!”

  24. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    “This was where Momma got the idea for her tattoo.”

  25. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    How can you tell with this picture?

  26. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is the hot chick next to Miley?

  27. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok. so that other chick isn’t that hot. Kinda older than I thought.

  28. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Selma Blair was taller.

  29. bing

    Subpar average idiot american teenage girl.

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    Steve J
    Commented on this photo:

    how can you not?

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    Indiana
    Commented on this photo:

    And she wore two different bottoms, too. Maybe she pissed one pair?

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    REPRESSED
    Commented on this photo:

    why can’t people be happy that boobs are being portrayed in a non-sexualized way for once? that being said, it wasn’t exactly a prudent decision given that the culture we live in displays a tremendous discomfort towards the appearance of natural human bodies….

  33. CranAppleSnapple

    Jesus, what must those signs look like?

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    Nigel
    Commented on this photo:

    VO: Miley, your new movie LOL did worse in the nation than Avengers did per screen. What are you gonna do next?
    Miley: I’m going to Disneyland!

  35. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
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    Why’s she always lifting her top up? I know she’s aspiring to have the body of a Somalian child, but she needs to calm down cause no one gives a fuck about her belly. We care about tits.

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    Master Bates
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    It’s like they’ve all just come off the pants-shredding ride.

  37. I don’t see the big deal, here. Is there some sort of rule that it’s amoral not to wear a bra to Disneyland? I mean I would, because otherwise my tits would be seriously uncomfortable if I went on a ride….but really? These pictures are completely harmless. They’re just boobs, people. Children won’t die from being aware of their existance. Plus, Miley’s are small and she’s of age, let her make the decision about what she covers them with, ok?

  38. DangOl

    Your Miley Cyrus captions are THE BEST. I die laughing every time, keep them coming.

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    Htown
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    her boobs are gonna get saggy floppin around like that all the time

  40. She’s doing a great service to the children. Disney knows that the only thing missing, the only thing that could make Disneyland truly the happiest place on Earth is tits.

    Thank you, Miley. In all seriousness you need to start taking better care of those things or they’re going to start going south very quickly.

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    Tombo
    Commented on this photo:

    If I’m turned on by this does it mean I wanna do her or Sandy from Spongebob…

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    Sprmcandy
    Commented on this photo:

    C*U*T*E

  43. Miley Cyrus Braless Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    i still love her music. i dont get why people always take about her bad

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