Disney has put untold millions into Miley Cyrus‘ pockets allowing her to live a sweet, care-free existence full of Pilates classes and cakes shaped like giant dicks. Pharaohs didn’t have it this good. So you’d just assume that when she visits her benefactor’s family-themed amusement park, she’d dress just a tad more modestly. Then again, you’d also be assuming she wasn’t raised by a man whose mullet impregnated a woman with angel wings tattooed on her back which she later used to seduce Bret Michaels behind a funnel cake stand, so basically this happened:
TIMMY: Dude, how was Disneyland?
TOMMY: Well, I saw the Genie from Aladdin, Goofy, Lightning McQueen. Oh, and Hannah Montana poked me in the eye with the pointy part of her boob.
TIMMY: Eww.
TOMMY: Yeah. I think I want to do drugs now.
TIMMY: You’re 5.
TOMMY: Not on the inside anymore. Not on the inside…
Photos: Splash News
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is a Disney character?
Poor girl has about as much mass on her chest as above her shoulders.
crossing fingers for shitty coaster maintenance.
Tittays look a lil too weirdly pointy. Sorry but even puffy nipples don’t leave such a wide area standing out. I think she could be wearing a balconette bra or something? Or got some silicone
you’ve never even remotely seen a real-life boob have you?
Just the latest “star” to prove that she is really trash….
She’s on a campaign to make small tits awesome, I’d say she’s doing a decent job.
come on! she’s a young lady who never had a childhood! give her a break and let her just enjoy life!
What does that have to do with bra?
Oh, good. The Michael Jackson defense. This will go well.
this whore was born rich and had a great childhood, unlike selena or demi who came from poor and broken homes. she is a huge spoiled brat who has had a very easy life and has no morals
Anyone else realise she brought 2 different pairs of sun glasses?
I don’t see any kids or families in any of the pictures. Was it a special event at Disney or something, like ‘Hillbilly No-Bra’ day? Let’s hope not, because at her age you just know Minnie’s rack is sagging to the ground.
Bras are so 2000′s.Aany form of underwear is I guess. I’m ok with that.
This chick doesn’t need a bra; well maybe a training bra. She doesn’t have any tits. Just a couple of mosquito bites.
She is such redneck trash it’s disgusting.
Hey, I have a question for all you red-blooded males. Do guys like puffy nipples or not?
I appreciate a puffy nipple every now and then.
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I like ‘em but it depends on thge areola size, degree of puffiness, nipple size, etc. Generally speaking – it’s all good.
I like a woman with a nice, toned body and attractive tits. it doesn’t matter if they’re big or small of if the nips are puffy or flat. if they look good, it’s all fine. Most grown men like a nice tight pussy anyway. Tits are a teenage predilection.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
I like all kinds of tits. Puffy nipple like Eva Green’s of pointy ones like Bai Ling. It’s all great to me. Once I can suck ‘em, I’m good.
*or
Chipmunk face, chipmunk tits.
(yeah, I went there.)
“Hee-HAWWWW!”
What’s Charlie Sheen doing there?
I’d hit it. Probably more than once.
Oh shut up you’d hit it and put a ring on it and then cry after it leaves your ass. All you stupid average and ugly looking mother fuckers thinking they can have any say on women’s appearance, especially celebrities, are kidding yourself. You couldn’t get a girl half as good looking as Miley to be fuck. Fuck outta here with that bullshit.
“They’s a log blockin’ the tracks? Lemme at it! I’ll chomp through that dang ole thang in two bites!”
I am so in love with the fact Miley hates bras. I’d marry this chick. Hot and getting hotter.
Heidi Fleiss looks like she’s having a good time.
It’s a new kind of voyeur porn…they put a girl with no bra on a roller coaster and then film the motion of her tits.
I hate myself for laughing every time I read one of these Miley headlines.
Don’t hate yourself. The Miley headlines are gold.
I’m not seeing a downside here… if anything I see two upsides!
“You check out this woman in front of us? ‘Ooh, I’m wearin’ a bra under my tank top, I’m classy.’ Go to church, granny!”
“This was where Momma got the idea for her tattoo.”
How can you tell with this picture?
Who is the hot chick next to Miley?
Ok. so that other chick isn’t that hot. Kinda older than I thought.
I thought Selma Blair was taller.
Subpar average idiot american teenage girl.
Wait… how can someone be average and subpar all at once?
how can you not?
And she wore two different bottoms, too. Maybe she pissed one pair?
why can’t people be happy that boobs are being portrayed in a non-sexualized way for once? that being said, it wasn’t exactly a prudent decision given that the culture we live in displays a tremendous discomfort towards the appearance of natural human bodies….
Jesus, what must those signs look like?
Heheh! You suck, man! I was responding to someone and now I just look nuts. :D
VO: Miley, your new movie LOL did worse in the nation than Avengers did per screen. What are you gonna do next?
Miley: I’m going to Disneyland!
Why’s she always lifting her top up? I know she’s aspiring to have the body of a Somalian child, but she needs to calm down cause no one gives a fuck about her belly. We care about tits.
It’s like they’ve all just come off the pants-shredding ride.
I don’t see the big deal, here. Is there some sort of rule that it’s amoral not to wear a bra to Disneyland? I mean I would, because otherwise my tits would be seriously uncomfortable if I went on a ride….but really? These pictures are completely harmless. They’re just boobs, people. Children won’t die from being aware of their existance. Plus, Miley’s are small and she’s of age, let her make the decision about what she covers them with, ok?
Your Miley Cyrus captions are THE BEST. I die laughing every time, keep them coming.
her boobs are gonna get saggy floppin around like that all the time
She’s doing a great service to the children. Disney knows that the only thing missing, the only thing that could make Disneyland truly the happiest place on Earth is tits.
Thank you, Miley. In all seriousness you need to start taking better care of those things or they’re going to start going south very quickly.
If I’m turned on by this does it mean I wanna do her or Sandy from Spongebob…
C*U*T*E
i still love her music. i dont get why people always take about her bad