Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Bras and Other News

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- Girls for whom braless is just never an option. [theCHIVE]

- Sean Penn is only acting to save Haiti now. No, really. [Huffington Post]

- Courtney Stodden has a British doppelganger. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is Kim Dotcom now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s what pornstars wear while awarding each others anuses. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tracy Morgan almost died at Sundance. [The FABlife]

- So, here’s Chrissy Seaver in a bikini. I don’t even know. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton makes up for that last one. [Popoholic]

- Hopefully American Idol can get Jim Carrey’s daughter’s foot in the door in the entertainment industry. Wait. [TooFab]

- Kris Humphries wanted his PR team to move to Minnesota and start having babies. [TMZ]

- Red Tails was a good flick except for when the characters spoke to each other. [FilmDrunk]

- Maury Povich is a national treasure, and Lil John made a song to commemorate him. Enjoy. [Bossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is still working the runway. [Popsugar]

- Adam Lambert and his boyfriend saw a movie without beating the shit out of each other. [Just Jared]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Sara Jean Underwood [Heavy]

- Welcome to Megan Fox Island. [BuzzFeed]

- The Definitive Best Pictures of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time [Bleacher Report]

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