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- Sean Penn is only acting to save Haiti now. No, really. [Huffington Post]
- Courtney Stodden has a British doppelganger. [Dlisted]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is Kim Dotcom now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Here’s what pornstars wear while awarding each others anuses. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Tracy Morgan almost died at Sundance. [The FABlife]
- So, here’s Chrissy Seaver in a bikini. I don’t even know. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Kate Upton makes up for that last one. [Popoholic]
- Hopefully American Idol can get Jim Carrey‘s daughter’s foot in the door in the entertainment industry. Wait. [TooFab]
- Kris Humphries wanted his PR team to move to Minnesota and start having babies. [TMZ]
- Red Tails was a good flick except for when the characters spoke to each other. [FilmDrunk]
- Maury Povich is a national treasure, and Lil John made a song to commemorate him. Enjoy. [Bossip]
- Alessandra Ambrosio is still working the runway. [Popsugar]
- Adam Lambert and his boyfriend saw a movie without beating the shit out of each other. [Just Jared]
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- Welcome to Megan Fox Island. [BuzzFeed]
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If she doesn’t wear a bra, then how does she keep her money from falling out of her shirt? I am of course assuming she stuffs her wad of cash in her cleavage like most hillbilly women.
“These jorts gots pouches in ‘em!”
Miley….didn’t your daddy teach you any better??? LOL
She doesn’t wear a bra. It’s to distract people from looking at her Charlie Brown Pumpkin head.
She looks like a chipmunk with encephalitis.
She’s got that “moon-pie” face goin’ on.
If she was naked on the hood of my car I’d still be distracted by that pumpkin head.
Centuries from now, they’ll find her skull and there will be television specials about the ‘Newly Discovered Evidence of Real Aliens!’
wow, she’s ugly
She’s way behind. I dressed like that in 1990. When I was 10.
I dressed like that in the 1960′s when I was 10.
I fucking hate hipsters….looks like she’s starting to pack on the lbs….
“…..Don’t break ma dick, ma achy-breaky dick, if you’re gonna get on top”
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth
“Don’t need know” (pun intended) and “ain’t got know” (pun intended) are different.
An island full of plasticy “worship me for being me” Megan Foxes sounds more like a nightmare than a blessing.
Oh no, man. A challenge. Just find a way to change her point of view. She ain’t all that smart so it shouldn’t take too much effort…
I forgot for a minute or two just how gorgeous Megan Fox really is!
I dunno… I kinda like this trend.
men in general get a stiff penis due to this way of talking.
SHE HOPES TO SELL MORE MUSIC NOW!!
I would totally rim her sweaty ass after a hot humid summer day…she needs my manhood inside her redneck twat
She needs to fix that overbite and get a chin implant.
And, of course, the dope she’s with is wearing baggy pants which originated from prison, where if a male inmate wears droopy pants, means “Do me!”
hey, he dodged the interlocked arms maneuver, while texting no doubt. he deserves some credit. not alot, but some.
That’s the best shot yet!
Of course she doesn’t need a bra, she doesn’t have anything to hold up except some stiff nips.
I have no problem with hillbilly nipples or any other nipples. Except the pepperoni nipples. Those are just wrong.
HOT!
But the photographer’s a bit shit. Mostly filled the frame with that chipmonk thing in the sunglasses.
Left dude, LEFT.
Looks like a hooker. Hey Miley..How much?
See? They think she is a hooker as well.
So she is going to do both of them….Still need to know how much she charges.
There’s always an asian girl in the background saying it all (about Jorts) out of the corner of her eye.
Who is the little guy in a wheelchair that’s following her in picture #14?
Yo, Fish…no skin? No cleavage or even a bit of side boob? Damn, you can do better than that.
Pokey nipple nipple nipple nipple pokey nipple nipple nipple nipple pokey nipple pokey nipple pokey pokey pokey
Miley looks disturbing. Nice double chin, redneck chipmunk.
I thought they would have been head towards the yard sale
or
I new the new Stooge film was going to be a disappointment.
and still…
lindsay is keepin’ it real…
stay strong for us babe…
oh… and miley… don’t grow up tooo fast : ))
fatt hippie.
Didn’t this girl just audition on American Idol and say she was Jim Carrey’s daughter?
Gross.
These pictures are lame. You can hardly see any nip at all.
It ain’t easy being the least popular Beatle.