Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Bras and Other News

January 23rd, 2012 // 40 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Girls for whom braless is just never an option. [theCHIVE]

- Sean Penn is only acting to save Haiti now. No, really. [Huffington Post]

- Courtney Stodden has a British doppelganger. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is Kim Dotcom now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s what pornstars wear while awarding each others anuses. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tracy Morgan almost died at Sundance. [The FABlife]

- So, here’s Chrissy Seaver in a bikini. I don’t even know. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton makes up for that last one. [Popoholic]

- Hopefully American Idol can get Jim Carrey‘s daughter’s foot in the door in the entertainment industry. Wait. [TooFab]

- Kris Humphries wanted his PR team to move to Minnesota and start having babies. [TMZ]

- Red Tails was a good flick except for when the characters spoke to each other. [FilmDrunk]

- Maury Povich is a national treasure, and Lil John made a song to commemorate him. Enjoy. [Bossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is still working the runway. [Popsugar]

- Adam Lambert and his boyfriend saw a movie without beating the shit out of each other. [Just Jared]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Sara Jean Underwood [Heavy]

- Welcome to Megan Fox Island. [BuzzFeed]

- The Definitive Best Pictures of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Schmidtler

    If she doesn’t wear a bra, then how does she keep her money from falling out of her shirt? I am of course assuming she stuffs her wad of cash in her cleavage like most hillbilly women.

  2. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley….didn’t your daddy teach you any better??? LOL

  3. She doesn’t wear a bra. It’s to distract people from looking at her Charlie Brown Pumpkin head.

  4. cc

    Centuries from now, they’ll find her skull and there will be television specials about the ‘Newly Discovered Evidence of Real Aliens!’

  5. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, she’s ugly

  6. She’s way behind. I dressed like that in 1990. When I was 10.

  7. Deacon Jones

    I fucking hate hipsters….looks like she’s starting to pack on the lbs….

    “…..Don’t break ma dick, ma achy-breaky dick, if you’re gonna get on top”

  8. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

  9. it had to be said

    “Don’t need know” (pun intended) and “ain’t got know” (pun intended) are different.

  10. Mike

    An island full of plasticy “worship me for being me” Megan Foxes sounds more like a nightmare than a blessing.

    • Oh no, man. A challenge. Just find a way to change her point of view. She ain’t all that smart so it shouldn’t take too much effort…

      I forgot for a minute or two just how gorgeous Megan Fox really is!

  11. Dan

    I dunno… I kinda like this trend.

  12. woody

    men in general get a stiff penis due to this way of talking.

  13. MLVC

    I would totally rim her sweaty ass after a hot humid summer day…she needs my manhood inside her redneck twat

  14. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to fix that overbite and get a chin implant.

  15. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Master Cherry Plucker
    Commented on this photo:

    And, of course, the dope she’s with is wearing baggy pants which originated from prison, where if a male inmate wears droopy pants, means “Do me!”

    • Mcdoubler

      hey, he dodged the interlocked arms maneuver, while texting no doubt. he deserves some credit. not alot, but some.

  16. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Master Cherry Plucker
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the best shot yet!

  17. Of course she doesn’t need a bra, she doesn’t have anything to hold up except some stiff nips.

  18. I have no problem with hillbilly nipples or any other nipples. Except the pepperoni nipples. Those are just wrong.

  19. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    But the photographer’s a bit shit. Mostly filled the frame with that chipmonk thing in the sunglasses.

    Left dude, LEFT.

  20. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a hooker. Hey Miley..How much?

  21. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    See? They think she is a hooker as well.

  22. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    So she is going to do both of them….Still need to know how much she charges.

  23. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always an asian girl in the background saying it all (about Jorts) out of the corner of her eye.

  24. Who is the little guy in a wheelchair that’s following her in picture #14?

    Yo, Fish…no skin? No cleavage or even a bit of side boob? Damn, you can do better than that.

  25. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Gumby McFarland
    Commented on this photo:

    Pokey nipple nipple nipple nipple pokey nipple nipple nipple nipple pokey nipple pokey nipple pokey pokey pokey

  26. Michael

    Miley looks disturbing. Nice double chin, redneck chipmunk.

  27. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought they would have been head towards the yard sale
    I new the new Stooge film was going to be a disappointment.

  28. herbiefrog

    and still…

    lindsay is keepin’ it real…

    stay strong for us babe…

    oh… and miley… don’t grow up tooo fast : ))

  29. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    fatt hippie.

  30. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Didn’t this girl just audition on American Idol and say she was Jim Carrey’s daughter?

  31. Miley Cyrus Braless
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  32. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    These pictures are lame. You can hardly see any nip at all.

  33. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    It ain’t easy being the least popular Beatle.

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