BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Wants You To See Her Butt

June 26th, 2013 // 51 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night just hours before being brutally beaten by Chris Brown in a Lamborghini then left for dead on the side of the- what’s that? Not until next Tuesday? *rereads memo from Miley’s publicist* Goddammit…

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Jazzy Jeff

    I don’t see it. Can’t see the invisible.

  2. Ninja

    What is wrong with the people advising her? Who is this appealing to? Who is buying her records and is interested in her gross behavior? I don’t get this at all. Its not sexy…just creepy and nasty.

  3. No Standards

    There was a time when I could simply say, “I would hit it.” Now… I just don’t get it. She is looking extra nasty. She’s all skin and bones and teeth. Nasty.

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    Darling 3 meals a day not a month!

  5. Snooki's Taint

    Please let me know when she grows one so i can look at it. Until then, I’ll satisfy myself with the aptly-named Anais Zanotti.

  6. brick

    Damn! I sure wish sane, attractive girls would dress like that.

  7. vandinz

    Well, if I was into 12 yr old boys that might give me a nudger.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    That tranny elf has got one sweet backside.

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    Dude
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    what the fuck does she know about 2pac? She doesn’t know shit about him or what he stood for!
    Also I’ve seen better legs on a kitchen table than this girl’s.

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    JKT1986
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    noasatall

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    Juch
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    Ffs, we get it, your a bisexual or lesbian something! Damn but she’s gotten tedious and unattractive in record time. Go away, already.

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    CK
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    I smell a Mad Max re-make…

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    Chucky’s Daughter could so get it.

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    Batu Khan
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    Just cover up the head and you couldn’t get me off that ass with the jaws of life.

    • Banastre Tarleton

      what a charming ” Come Hither ” look. Make me think of Walmart auto repair warehouses in Atlanta Georgia in the summer after ingesting a large quantity of moonshine

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    Batu Khan
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    Miley, could you show us on this doll how your father says ‘Hi’ to you?

  16. anonymous

    Yeah all I’m getting is a black screen of death when searching for Miley’s ass.

    She’s just a pair of legs; nothing else.

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    Batu Khan
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    Dancer thought bubble: I’m so getting a new agent!

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    Pamela
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    Does she even squat?

  19. Smapdi

    Apparently Miley didn’t get the memo – after years of Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc., vulgarity as a stage technique is played out and boring, especially when you don’t have the music and raw talent to occasionally distract us from it. Time for her to go back to wearing overalls and playing the banjo on your pappy’s front porch.

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    Ooh, so edgy and shit.

  21. puntbuntmecunt

    Think we found out who’s playing young Gozer in the highly anticipated Ghostbusters prequel

  22. doesnt smoking weed all day make you fat

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    amir
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    Miley has a pancake ass, not attractive on any level and William looks as if he has all kinds of B.O. ( and this is what the kids our society worships)…

  24. I would like to see it too, where is it?

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    jnieves
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    boys these day will wear anything…LOL

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    Oh shit, this is torture. Why are you making me want to fuck Miley Cyrus? Man, I want to get in that ass.

  27. Miley…oh Mileyyyy…??? Do an old man a favor and publish some naked pics. I wanna see it all. Then you can feel free to fade off into obscurity. Or you could just drop by my place…

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    donkeylicks
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    God! Billy Ray is such a creep, just look at those leering eyes. It’s your Daughter for God’s sa… Oh wait, no soul patch… also, no soul..

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    donkeylicks
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    Line of sight dear, be a little more aware.

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    donkeylicks
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    Well that’s enough Superficial for me today.

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    All I ever see are teeth.

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    “Everyone give it up for my singing partner—Hayden Panettiere!”

  33. Dave

    The girl has a face like a frying pan but goddamn she is sexy as hell.

  34. JHP

    What butt? All I see is what might look like an extension of her back

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    feral B
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    Something went horribly wrong with Arya during her stay at Kings Landing…

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    feral B
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    Even Russel Brand is like ‘fuck, really?’

  37. Get serious

    Can’t someone please just bitch-slap this stupid no-talent whore already?

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    donkeylicks
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    This reminds me of the time Will.I.Am laid out Perez Hilton. He’s so racist!

  39. Looks like someone’s got a bad case of *daaaadddddyyy issueeees”

  40. Dave

    That haircut has got to go.

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    Dirk Diggler
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    Git your pussy out my face lil wayne

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    d b
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    anythings better than looking at her face.

  43. STUPID

    Maybe if someone sleeps with her she’ll stop. Well….we have to sacrifice somebody. :(

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